Not sure if this is the right place but I was referred to this subforum by a green mod from this sub.
Not sure what's BBV but here's the story, help me out.
Forgive my English; I do not know how to write.

So I met this dude at work that I suspect he's kinda "metro"
Dude seems like a good guy but he got let go for some suspect shot, wasn't found guilty but just weird shady ****.
Anyways he added me on Snapchat and after a while he would send me super hot chicks pics or videos like super crazy sexy ****.
Naked girls etc.
I was always like: damn! Where you find these chicks!
He was like : yo son, I got you! I work with mad freaks dude. I'm gonna hook you up.
I was like: hmmm ok, sure!

So a couple days pass by and he's like one of my coworkers is into you, I show her pics and your intagram etc.
She wants to meet you but I gotta let you know she's a freak and liking for a **** buddy. I ****ed her so I hope you don't mind etc.

Chick is a 10. Well maybe 9.5 which is on par with the types of girls I hang out or the type of girls I try to get to chase me.
(This is a story for another time)

Well he gives girl my number, we start talking mad freaky.
I turn my game to overdrive and just straight ask for naked pics and make her tell me why she's worth my time etc. you know make her prove to me she's worth it and what's her value.
She sends me a tons of naked pics, could post here if I'm allowed but I doubt it...
Great looking pussy btw. Tits ass everything.
But I notice the butt/leg ratio doesn't quite match from one pic to the other.
I can look at a girl from the front and know exactly how nice her ass is, is like a superpower I have.
So it just doesn't match her thights and hips to the huge butt so I get red flags.
I ask the girl to FaceTime me...
-I don't have a iphone.
I ask let's IMO or WhatsApp video...
-I can't DL any apps my phone is full.
I ask her to give me a call cuz I was horny and wanted her to put me to sleep if you know what I mean...
-ok she said. But didn't call me LOL


She hits me up in the morning and send me another pic of how wet she was after our talk last night.
And ask me for a dick pic, she wants to see how big I am.
I talk to lot of chicks and even the freakiest normally don't ask for dick pics: they send you nudes and you hit them with a big dick and some are not even that excited or feel some type of way about the fact you just blasted them with dick pics on day 1 no tease... where the Chilvary they tell me.

I'm pretty sure my friend or whatever ex coworker is on some gay **** and wants to know what I'm packing?
What do you think? Am I paranoid or 100% correct?
They girl text me from time to time and the dude also ask me things like yo did you meet her yet? Or did you **** her? Have you talked to her? Etc...

Help bvv

that's a man, baby!

you can post naked pics here but it has to be a link to the picture not an embedded picture in image tags, and you have to label it with a warning that it's nsfw, but you can post them and should so that the internet detectives of bbv4l can tell you if this is a real girl

...plus some OB analysis and you're golden.

Also, either your friend wants to see your peen or she is a hooker.

OP for mod

Just send her one, you prob.get one back

Flartels is on to something.

Kristy is on to something to, but it's peen pics.

Hello Friend,

Welcome to our little community here!

If this person sends you naked pics, why do you feel that you should not send a naked picture back? Just because this person identifies as a female, does that mean this person is not allowed to ask for a dick pic?

To me, not only should you send this person a dick pic, you should have already sent a dick pic. This seems like common courtesy to me. If you like, you can participate in the Penis Picture Exchange Program (P-PEP) that I have set up. It is a fun little program, that aims to circulate penis pictures to each other. After some time passed, I sat up the sibling program, Genitalia Picture Exchange Program (G-PEP) that is open to everybody, including those of us that do not have a penis.

-O

That op is too long for 4L!
Epeen compensating, imo.

LOLOL. That would be ackward.
This seems like a fun place but there were a few posts I don't get and I guess it's sarcasm or something.
Like wtf is OB?

?? I'm comfused

Thbaks for agreeing.
So are you also the type of girl that would cringe if a dude start just sending dick pics?
I was talking from experience that most girls are not as interested in just getting the dick pics.
I found that sending sexy pics but with clothes work better. Makes them wonder.
Also makes you had to get not a easy hoe dude

What is 4L?
I didn't know it was gonna be that long when I started writing it. Sorry for long post :/

Hmm notsureifserious but thanks for your contribution?
When you think that a dude you know is playing games with you that's the reason I haven't sent.
That's the whole point of the long Op, this is a pressing issue.
Pics of my dick have circulated around, I don't care.
I have sent my pics to at least 2 girls here in 2+2 in my time here.

I had gay friends before and I never got the impression they tried hitting on me or trick me into showing my dick to them.
Nothing like that, they too would help me pick up chicks and I have met a couple amazing girls this way.
Which is why I kinda started falling for it.

I cannot press the link for the e peen exchange lol cuz I'm at work...
But you think I should just send her a random dude pic and see what happens??

Send "her" a picture of a man's external giblets that has slightly different skin-tone and see what lulz you get

Nobody faps to stills.

Motion pictures are a fad.
Next you'll try to add sound to them.
HAH!

Hello Kristy,

When I have stills that I want to pleasure myself to, I like to make a quick slideshow then I go to work pleasuring myself! It's not perfect, but it gets the job done.

-O

Well idk some stills are very impressive. Maybe it fap material but will get you wet... slightly.

those are tears though

For **** sake, I asked for your nudes in private. I didn't expect you to share it with the world.

bullshit **** **** pussy ****er

(testing what was once verboten, a modicum of perversion, lies these words)

1. Photoshop your metro friends name as a tattoo onto a random dick pic.

2. Send pic to "girl"

3. Wait for metro friend to subtly ask about your tat

4. Evaluate your sexuality

They are an "ok" lubricant. Don't act like you haven't cryfap your way to sleep before...

I did after you stopped responding to our text convo