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09-04-2014 , 12:04 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

I hope I can fire lasers out of my nipple after it evolves into just one in the center of my chest.

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09-05-2014 , 06:18 AM

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Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,416

So, true story for once:

In 7th grade we had F.L.E. which stood for Family Life Education. We watched videos, analyzed plastic models of the vageen, and so forth. We also asked our teacher questions anonymously via index cards.

I was in the infancy of becoming a d-bag, and wanted to ask Mr. Smith if the rumors were true that he cut out a hole in his pants pockets to enhance the viewing of the movies.

I didn't. But when he got to a note card that read, "Why do men have nipples?" the class of boys erupted. It was the troll-card of a lifetime. The teacher was pleasantly stumped himself, and the black kid who wrote the question stood up and started dancing.

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09-07-2014 , 10:54 PM

#53

pissychips

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Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,029

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I hope I can fire lasers out of my nipple after it evolves into just one in the center of my chest.

That's definitely one possibility.

My belief is that we are evolving simultaneously with technology and that within 35-90 years we will live 95% of our day to day lives within a virtual world and our nipples are the ports for this technology to plug into.

Females will obviously not have these ports and so will mostly die out apart from a select few that will be set aside for breeding.

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09-09-2014 , 04:36 AM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by Tuma

We did the index card thing in fifth grade. One kid asked "what does it feel like when sperm comes out". Always thought that was hilarious. I'm fairly certain he did it as a troll.