OK, I swear I'm sober right now, just had a random idea.

I really want to attend the WSOP for at least a few days.
I don't have a bunch of cash, so I thought what can I do to pay for my trip?

Thoughts:
A. Be a whore, have sex at night to pay for trip. (can't, I'm a guy)
B. Be someone's personal chef, offer services up like others have. (I sometimes burn microwave popcorn)
C. Offer to be someone's personal worst nightmare.

Here is my thought, someone out there has to just HATE another poker player. (just read the Doug Lee thread, the guy has a TON of haters)
(Other players who seem to be hated include Dutch Boyd and of course Micon)

So here is what I am offering to do.

If I can get enough to pay for my trip and a place to stay and some spendin' cash I will be someone's personal RAIL-BITCH.

I will sit and rail whoever you choose in EVERY event he is in.
When they turn around, I will be there, when they go on break, I will be there, I will not break any laws, but I will HOUND them relentlessly and put them off their game.

A few thoughts to this, one, what if I "pretend" to be retarted. Like mentally retarted, that would give me an excuse to act like a jackass in public and security wouldn't throw me out.

Another option, basically stalk this person, be seen lurking around them at all times, on every break, follow them into bathrooms, ect... but do nothing. Get to the point where they call security on me, but I have not spoken a word to them so they have no grounds to get rid of me...

Or maybe there are other plays here.



Cliff notes: I want to get to Vegas. I want someone in BBV to pay me enough to get there, in exchange, I will be a major pain in the neck for anyone of your choosing.

Stalking is breaking the law.

tl;dr past where you said you couldn't whore yourself out because you're a guy. Doesn't disqualify you imo.

maybe someone needs a bum cleaner?

Or a personal Ball Washer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Z5bMBdNYo