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Old 06-05-2008, 12:43 AM   #31
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

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Old 06-05-2008, 12:44 AM   #32
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

wtf? The white stuff came out in the early nineties: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQvNr4RbzpA
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:44 AM   #33
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

Wow. And I thought OOT had the majority of all the interweb morons...
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:44 AM   #34
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http://www.teensagainstporn.com/foru...thread_id=1150

omg they're definitely on to something
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:46 AM   #35
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

so i guess we can troll them but dont post pr0n mkay?
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:46 AM   #36
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

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lol this is the perfect site for bbv to pwn.

lets start brainstorming thread topics.

how about "Can I still get into heaven if I have anal sex before marriage?"

OR....

"Will God still love me even though I've been having sex with my brother for more than two years now?"
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:51 AM   #37
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

whats a good bible verse to put in my sig for their forum
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:53 AM   #38
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

wow, in reply to topic "how to stop masturbating"

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RE: the door strategy
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my dad's taken my bedroom door off its hinges to help me avoid sinning behind closed doors.

now i can't because i haven't got a door.

as i've got three sisters this was highly embarrassing trying to explain why i no longer have a door - but they're very understanding about it and supportive too.

i think it's worth trading a bit of privacy for.

of course, i could still do `it` if i was determined but it definitely acts as a deterrent knowing that people could walk past any time and see inside.
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:55 AM   #39
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i love how it has a name "the door strategy"

one of the many weapons any anti-mastubationist should have in their arsenal
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:59 AM   #40
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

has your account been activated? i'm still waiting for mine...
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:00 AM   #41
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

You are Never in too deep! It's the addiction that makes you think that.

STAND UP, GET MAD AND FIGHT!!!!!

First, you need a Weapon!
Find some scriptures and LEARN THEM! Repeat them until you are blue in the face.

Second, See your Enemy!
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WANRNING! Man on the loose!
This is a Tall Man with Black Eyes and Dark Hair. He is wearing a Black Sweat Shirt, and Dark Blue (Pre-Worn Style) Blue Jeans. HE IS NOT ARMED, but he is Very crafty. He can come in like a Snake, but he can attack like a Lion.
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See “The Monster” as a person. I know that sounds weird but it works.

Third, FIGHT!
When the monster comes and visits you, start talking to him. Tell him you don’t want him around you. Then start telling him the verse you memorized. After a while, he will have to leave. (WARNING, He does have to ability to make you forget the verses, so MAKE SURE you have your bible with you, and the verses easily accessible AT ALL TIMES!)

Every time I do this it has worked, just don't let him take over!


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Old 06-05-2008, 01:01 AM   #42
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still awaiting activation
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:01 AM   #43
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Re: What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

question:

if god designed me in his own image, does that mean he has a masturbation problem too? if so, what sort of stuff is he into?
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:03 AM   #44
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I didn't look much, but it appears to be full of women. I'm gonna join to meet some tight women.
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:04 AM   #45
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hahahaha good stuff

"It's my opinion that lust and sexual gratification, outside the context of marriage, is a sin. If "the white stuff" were a sin, Christianity would have died out many years ago."


lust btw is a german thing imo. think there is no english word for it
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