well i ran some numbers in my computer simulation and his math actually checks out. so....

they might be on to something

WTF kinda weird cult are they into?

in response to OP: "The white stuff is neither moral nor immoral."

in response to that mb: when are we going to infest it and level them?

hahahahaahah

matt hardwick - the administrator - is easily the funniest one of the lot:

"I apologize to the girls who have had to live with our expectations after porn use. You cannot live up to the standard that that puts on you, and if you think you can you are lying to yourself. I am not proud of my part in allowing my mind to be changed, and my thoughts about women shaped into this narrow and awful version of what cannot be. I am sorry that I have contributed to showing you girls that being like porn portrays you is what you should be. I regret that with everything I have. I am sorry for that, and to think of it still makes me feel sick because I know that I cannot change it or take it back. I do horrible things to you in my own mind, and you don't even know that it happens. I am ashamed of my thoughts. You are innocent, but I have corrupted you in my own fantasy. I am sorry. I cannot express how it pains to know I have for having done this, and for perpetuating this ungodly practice of expecting women to be sex machines, when they are humans. They are daughters. You are daughters of my Lord. You are my sisters. I have been horrible to you. I am so sorry."

lmao, this whole paragraph is a wank in itself.

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wtf? The white stuff came out in the early nineties: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQvNr4RbzpA

Wow. And I thought OOT had the majority of all the interweb morons...

http://www.teensagainstporn.com/foru...thread_id=1150

omg they're definitely on to something

so i guess we can troll them but dont post pr0n mkay?

OR....

"Will God still love me even though I've been having sex with my brother for more than two years now?"

whats a good bible verse to put in my sig for their forum

wow, in reply to topic "how to stop masturbating"

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RE: the door strategy
harrison
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Posts: 28
Joined: 19.05.07 Posted on 05.05.2008 05:58

my dad's taken my bedroom door off its hinges to help me avoid sinning behind closed doors.

now i can't because i haven't got a door.

as i've got three sisters this was highly embarrassing trying to explain why i no longer have a door - but they're very understanding about it and supportive too.

i think it's worth trading a bit of privacy for.

of course, i could still do `it` if i was determined but it definitely acts as a deterrent knowing that people could walk past any time and see inside.

i love how it has a name "the door strategy"

one of the many weapons any anti-mastubationist should have in their arsenal

has your account been activated? i'm still waiting for mine...

You are Never in too deep! It's the addiction that makes you think that.

STAND UP, GET MAD AND FIGHT!!!!!

First, you need a Weapon!
Find some scriptures and LEARN THEM! Repeat them until you are blue in the face.

Second, See your Enemy!
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WANRNING! Man on the loose!
This is a Tall Man with Black Eyes and Dark Hair. He is wearing a Black Sweat Shirt, and Dark Blue (Pre-Worn Style) Blue Jeans. HE IS NOT ARMED, but he is Very crafty. He can come in like a Snake, but he can attack like a Lion.
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See “The Monster” as a person. I know that sounds weird but it works.

Third, FIGHT!
When the monster comes and visits you, start talking to him. Tell him you don’t want him around you. Then start telling him the verse you memorized. After a while, he will have to leave. (WARNING, He does have to ability to make you forget the verses, so MAKE SURE you have your bible with you, and the verses easily accessible AT ALL TIMES!)

Every time I do this it has worked, just don't let him take over!


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-NaTe
"Faith activates God - Fear activates the Enemy." -Joel Osteen

still awaiting activation

question:

if god designed me in his own image, does that mean he has a masturbation problem too? if so, what sort of stuff is he into?

I didn't look much, but it appears to be full of women. I'm gonna join to meet some tight women.

hahahaha good stuff

"It's my opinion that lust and sexual gratification, outside the context of marriage, is a sin. If "the white stuff" were a sin, Christianity would have died out many years ago."


lust btw is a german thing imo. think there is no english word for it

post the leech story and ask their opinions

and btw lol americans

im thinking my first poast will be in the apology thread. i will go into great detail of how i used to be addicted to bukkake, dvda, etc.

This deserves much love. I snorted I laughed so hard.

you should really overdo your signature imo. c/p like 2 pages of bible verses, or some martin luther king speech or whatever.