BUMP. Can we please get some good **** done this time?

Door strategy does NOT work. It is the breeding ground for a much more sinister form of masturbation...Danger -wanking.

Danger wanking is a gateway to fetch wanking (Wanking with open door, one shouts for a parent as if in distress. They have until the time it takes for parent to ascend stairs to finish the deed)

I'm at the asphyxi-fetch wanking phase at the moment. (Wanking with open door and noose around neck, one shouts for a parent as if in distress. They have until the time it takes for parent to ascend stairs to finish the deed). You gotta finish up and loosen noose before your parents arrive...Such a rush.

im to afraid to click the link what is it?

follow-up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VBPM...eature=related

Bump+Nuts=White Stuff.

If I've said it once I've said it one hundred times: YOUR HAND IS NOT A VAGINA. Your hand hurts you.

Teens Against Porn has evolved to"Br3aking Porn"

Jeezus.
Oh wait LOL...he runz the site...

If at first we don't succeed: troll, troll again.

oh say, can you see, in the land of the freaks

Seems bump worthy for posterity.

Someone please post this for me over there.

Title:

I am 14 and in danger of going to hell and I cannot sleep. Please help.

Body:

There I was, kneeling in a dark corner, all by myself. I stared at her red robe intensely and caught a glimpse of her beautiful, long hair softly covering her left shoulder. I felt like something divine had taken control of me as I slowly and attentively unzipped my jeans and needlessly fought my own attempts to not get aroused.

I closed my eyes, focusing my mind away from the impure thoughts trying to get into my head. Tears fell from my eyes and I started to shiver all over. Two minutes later, I opened my eyes again and turned my attention back to the woman who was trying to lead me into temptation. Mysteriously, she had partly removed her blue gown and was using her hands suggestively, making my private parts hang out of my jeans.

The devil was whispering into my ear softly as I helplessly pulled hard on my penis as fast as possible, closing my eyes once again in despair until twenty seconds later, I felt a relief grab hold of me. With my heart beating, I looked up and there she was, staring at me in disapproval...



Suddenly, the priest opened the confessional door and I ran out, still in the process of buckling my belt... Will the devil own my soul from now on? Pray for me please...

I considered starting an account there to troll them myself (and I was raised in this type of Jesus Freak environment, so I can speak their language), but their traffic is so low that it seems pointless, IMO.

I need gratification far more quickly than these tools would be willing to give me.

make a thread about being a girl into teh buttsecks over there?

Bit too obvious, I think.

u have to be subtle about it..

sick

Read 2 threads on the site and am now on life tilt.

This is..... ugh. headasplode

Original site no longer exists (it was renamed, but recently shut down its forums due to them being trolled too much).

They suggest using these forums instead: http://purityreport.com/forum/viewth...thread_id=5197

link to OP thread: http://web.archive.org/web/201003292...thread_id=2095

good update

you guys are doing nothing but bullying those messed up kids if you post porn and stuff their

These people make Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney look like OWS protesters.

I shouldn't have clicked on this thread again, now i'm feeling an urgent need to troll someone or something.

I always thought this thread was about zits.

Is this thread about twinkies?