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06-04-2008 , 10:28 PM
wat
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06-04-2008 , 10:30 PM
omfg what is wrong with people?
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06-04-2008 , 10:53 PM
Let me know when it's time to BBV attack that site.
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06-04-2008 , 11:01 PM
you want us to hold you? go on, attack!
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06-04-2008 , 11:06 PM
Looks like theyre srs biz about trolling

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PLEASE CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONLY WARNING: If you post pornographic links or images on our website you stand the risk of being prosecuted. The youngest users are 14 years old. Nothing you do on the internet is a secret, your email address and IP address will be reported to YOUR local authorities for distribution of pornography to a minor. In some jurisdictions this is considered child abuse.
Plus an admin has to verify your account. I'm guessing HorsePr0n4L won't get approved
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06-04-2008 , 11:09 PM
u cant do this
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06-04-2008 , 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BingoBango
I'm guessing HorsePr0n4L won't get approved
50/50
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06-04-2008 , 11:11 PM
i am seriously going to my favorite porn site right now and just because i feel so ***** sorry for those kids, im gonna beat this thing like it owes me money. ill be back in a few minutes with an update.
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06-04-2008 , 11:42 PM
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PLEASE CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONLY WARNING: If you post pornographic links or images on our website you stand the risk of being prosecuted. The youngest users are 14 years old. Nothing you do on the internet is a secret, your email address and IP address will be reported to YOUR local authorities for distribution of pornography to a minor. In some jurisdictions this is considered child abuse.
dress up in coat, wig, fake mustache. go to a library not local to you, start account from there using fake details, and then poast a few pron pics simultaneously and also pm them to lots of people?
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06-04-2008 , 11:48 PM
When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't **** because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open.

So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack.

Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this ****ing leach.

As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my **** is greasy and my mom sniffs my **** and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward.
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06-04-2008 , 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by lil gaz
When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't **** because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open.

So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack.

Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this ****ing leach.

As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my **** is greasy and my mom sniffs my **** and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward.
your mum sniffed your ****?

definite brag
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06-04-2008 , 11:54 PM
I generally go with this rule.

If I can't remember the color of their eyes after looking at them, I'm looking in the wrong place.
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06-04-2008 , 11:55 PM
rofl, that whole forum is hilarious
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06-04-2008 , 11:59 PM
i'm kinda against porn at times too because it takes away from your imagination.
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06-04-2008 , 11:59 PM
"When reading the bible, always think about context."

this statement is lolworthy because of the blatant disregard that community has towards it.
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06-05-2008 , 12:00 AM
I was just wondering if anyone had any good strategies for shaking the habit of masturbation.


rofl
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06-05-2008 , 12:01 AM
one thing that helped me was taking my cell phone into my room with me at night. When I was almost at the brink of resisting I texted my accountability partner for prayer and encouragement.
I'm still tempted at nights a lot of the time and there are times I run and grab my phone just in case.



omg im dying
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06-05-2008 , 12:02 AM
my dad's taken my bedroom door off its hinges to help me avoid sinning behind closed doors.

now i can't because i haven't got a door.

as i've got three sisters this was highly embarrassing trying to explain why i no longer have a door - but they're very understanding about it and supportive too.

i think it's worth trading a bit of privacy for.

of course, i could still do `it` if i was determined but it definitely acts as a deterrent knowing that people could walk past any time and see inside.


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06-05-2008 , 12:08 AM
wow they all need to die
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06-05-2008 , 12:10 AM
lol this is the perfect site for bbv to pwn.

lets start brainstorming thread topics.

how about "Can I still get into heaven if I have anal sex before marriage?"
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06-05-2008 , 12:19 AM
heres a video someone posted on there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTNv2dOBFJk
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06-05-2008 , 12:20 AM
I've commited to not kissing until I'm married.
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06-05-2008 , 12:32 AM
jesus christ I hope these people also believe in abstinence
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