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06-05-2008 , 01:18 AM

#51

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

Which of these snowcone flavors makes your tongue smile and your tummy giggle?

Grape

Cherry

Watermelon

Sour Green Apple

Throat Punch

Hamburger

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06-05-2008 , 01:19 AM

#52

Devilboy666

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,569

I wanted to sign up but my email address wasn't gonna fly

EDIT: Hamburger flavour snowcone? wtf?

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06-05-2008 , 01:19 AM

#53

chh

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,059

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Originally Posted by Ephialtes

hahahaha good stuff

"It's my opinion that lust and sexual gratification, outside the context of marriage, is a sin. If "the white stuff" were a sin, Christianity would have died out many years ago."

lust btw is a german thing imo. think there is no english word for it

"DIE BART DIE.. It's german and means the bart.." - "noone who speaks german could be a bad person!"

well, lust is pretty much the same as desire, but in a more primeval way (in english, as well as in german)

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06-05-2008 , 01:32 AM

#54

LionelHutz00

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,459

maybe start a thread asking for advice where the story is you're this innocent 20 year old virgin and you caught your fiance giving a handy to a horsie on her dad's farm.

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06-05-2008 , 01:34 AM

#55

skillgambler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11,730

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Originally Posted by LionelHutz00

maybe start a thread asking for advice where the story is you're this innocent 20 year old virgin and you caught your fiance giving a handy to a horsie on her dad's farm.

omg epic. has to be really long though, to make sure it's not fake. the pervs there will love it, and claim that god loves the horses more than him etc

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06-05-2008 , 01:44 AM

#56

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

I'm glad I clicked the link in the OP. I got my new avatar from that site.

Last edited by I_AM_EVIL; 06-05-2008 at 01:46 AM. Reason: awwww man it isn't working...guess i'll go back to an older one

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06-05-2008 , 01:49 AM

#57

dlk9s

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Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 22,502

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i think the p*rn situation may get worse unless there's a worldwide christian revival.

especially with Mbn being normalised in s*x education.

it was even on the cover of a satirical magazine - the onion - and treated as a joke!

www.theonion.com/content/magazine/are_our_childrens_masturbation

Really? Something being treated as a joke in a satirical magazine? The horror!

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06-05-2008 , 01:51 AM

#58

OverplaysBigSlick

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 872

if you watched the no cussing club video, please watch this... To the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIXhx...eature=related

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06-05-2008 , 02:06 AM

#59

brandofo

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,218

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Originally Posted by OverplaysBigSlick

if you watched the no cussing club video, please watch this... To the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIXhx...eature=related

gold

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06-05-2008 , 02:07 AM

#60

eighty6

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,930

this thread is going to lose to the expectation game

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06-05-2008 , 02:11 AM

#61

doublehawk

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,499

haha, benny hill is awesome

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06-05-2008 , 02:42 AM

#62

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

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Originally Posted by lil gaz

When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't **** because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open.

So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack.

Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this ****ing leach.

As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my **** is greasy and my mom sniffs my **** and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward.

Sick brag.

Oh and this **** is hilarious, this site is actually blocked out at work, I'm so signing up when I get home, BBV attack imo.

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06-05-2008 , 04:08 AM

#63

RickAstleyFan

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,947

I am going to bed now, but will look forward to the developments in this thread.

Simply put, this thread has potential.

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06-05-2008 , 04:33 AM

#64

Labarde

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 4,786

wow this is fantastic

the door strategy made me laugh so hard

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06-05-2008 , 04:40 AM

#65

Labarde

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 4,786

ask them about masturbation reducing the risk of cancer

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06-05-2008 , 05:29 AM

#66

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

I only read the title of the thread but, my answer is:

"It still makes you ghey"

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06-05-2008 , 05:30 AM

#67

TIEdup14

banned

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,887

people there legitimately have trouble reaching 20 poasts to access the "full" version of the forum

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06-05-2008 , 06:45 AM

#68

I_AM_EVIL

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

[x] Throat Punch

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06-05-2008 , 06:56 AM

#69

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

[x] cyclops tears

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06-05-2008 , 07:08 AM

#70

xBREEOLSOnx

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 172

Dear God.
Is it a sin to have sex with a premature child? I mean, sex is to be between a man and a woman and only to make children as it it a murder if I cum in a condom or if she's on birthcontrol/abortion etc. I am cheating on my woman if I am having sex with another woman as she will also be able to get pregnant. But that wont happen If I have sex with a child so is it ok?

Thanks
Jay

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06-05-2008 , 07:10 AM

#71

JokersAttack

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

did u poast that?

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06-05-2008 , 07:44 AM

#72

xBREEOLSOnx

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 172

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

did u poast that?

I do not have the balls to do that.
I wonder what the answer would be though.

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06-05-2008 , 07:44 AM

#73

swannypoker

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 25

http://www.teensagainstporn.com/foru...thread_id=1533

i was never touchy feely, but when i met my best friend who was the kind of girl who wanted to have sleepovers in my (twin sized) bed and would grab me when she was scared watching a movie or something. shes a hugger. shes a groper. now i'm kind of like that too. i think its just a girl thing.

....came

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06-05-2008 , 07:46 AM

#74

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by swannypoker

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry, baby, don't worry
'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Whooo Whooooo!

[break]

You're the cutest thing that I ever did see
I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

[break]

People keep talking about me, baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, mama
'Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time