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02-05-2009 , 11:01 PM
tartufo once an hour is to too much, your gonna run out of cum
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02-05-2009 , 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by getterdone36
tartufo once an hour is to too much, your gonna run out of cum
QFT. Dry heaves suck
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02-05-2009 , 11:02 PM
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02-05-2009 , 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
QFT. Dry heaves suck
It's never quite dry in there, on the contrary. Except once per week the maid insists on giving it a rinse in the dishwasher.
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02-05-2009 , 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by getterdone36
standard, how many time are you using the fleshlight a day?
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
Usually I try to keep it to once per hour but sometimes I get carried away by my passions and then I don't even bother pulling out between sessions.
:O
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02-05-2009 , 11:06 PM
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02-05-2009 , 11:06 PM
you're all just jealous because you're all dealing with the hassle of living women while I'm the one who is living life to the max.
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02-05-2009 , 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
It's never quite dry in there, on the contrary. Except once per week the maid insists on giving it a rinse in the dishwasher.
pics TR or GTFO!
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02-05-2009 , 11:12 PM
wat
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02-05-2009 , 11:14 PM
Good to know: as per r34, there is fleshlight pr0n. I'm not linking, but at fleshlight dot com (NSWF) the "build your fleshlight" tab gives you an idea!

Last edited by Tartufo; 02-05-2009 at 11:15 PM. Reason: They also sell nice fleshlight storage cases!
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02-05-2009 , 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
you're all just jealous because you're all dealing with the hassle of living women while I'm the one who is living life to the max.
my goodness, have you been married before!
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02-05-2009 , 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
It's never quite dry in there, on the contrary. Except once per week the maid insists on giving it a rinse in the dishwasher.
TMI. even for 4L.
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02-05-2009 , 11:18 PM
hey gd, a fleshlight wouldnt work for me cus of my paxil, anychance ud lend a hand(or mouth, or cooch?)

Last edited by kylmac85; 02-05-2009 at 11:19 PM. Reason: btw my sebatacle is over im drunk
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02-05-2009 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
you're all just jealous because you're all dealing with the hassle of living women while I'm the one who is living life to the max.
but who the hell is makin your sammiches and making sure your taint and buuuuhole is happy?
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02-05-2009 , 11:19 PM

Last edited by Parkman26; 02-05-2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason: is "shooting blanks" a term other people use too or just my friends ?
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02-05-2009 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
hey gd, a fleshlight wouldnt work for me cus of my paxil, anychance ud lend a hand(or mouth, or cooch?)
HOLLA!!!! you sure you don't wanna just ass it



sorry about this mourning I got lost, how was surfing
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02-05-2009 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by getterdone36
HOLLA!!!! you sure you don't wanna just ass it



sorry about this mourning I got lost, how was surfing


ass sounds like my best shot at actually getting off at this point now that im a little drunk, sounds good.

No prob, my friend actually pooned out and went to work instead because "the air was too cold" wtf?
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02-05-2009 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Parkman26
no def a universal term afaik, i sent this to a few of my friends A+
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02-05-2009 , 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
ass sounds like my best shot at actually getting off at this point now that im a little drunk, sounds good.

No prob, my friend actually pooned out and went to work instead because "the air was too cold" wtf?
LOL, what a pussy, he needs a bitch slap
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02-05-2009 , 11:32 PM
or a mushroom tattoo, just not from me
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02-05-2009 , 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Parkman26
TOO SOON!
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02-05-2009 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
hey gd, a fleshlight wouldnt work for me cus of my paxil, anychance ud lend a hand(or mouth, or cooch?)
I take antidepressants as well, and I have suggestions:

1. Change to a different one. Not all of them will cause impotence for you.

2. You can stick it into the fleshlight soft, but once you lube yourself up you should be at least partially hard.
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02-06-2009 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by mrh86
I take antidepressants as well, and I have suggestions:

1. Change to a different one. Not all of them will cause impotence for you.

2. You can stick it into the fleshlight soft, but once you lube yourself up you should be at least partially hard.
wat do u take?
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02-06-2009 , 07:28 AM
morning bump just for epic pwnage of my by parkman
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02-06-2009 , 08:16 AM
I accidentally the whole fleshlight
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