OK I will throw in a limerick contest with a prize of $10 for every star of this thread by the end of October. Eg. 5 stars => $50 contest, 1 star => $10 contest.
There was a fair maiden called Heather
Whose labia were fashioned in leather.
She made a strange noise,
Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.
There was a fair maiden called Heather
Whose labia were fashioned in leather.
She made a strange noise,
Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.