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09-25-2015 , 08:46 AM
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09-25-2015 , 08:48 AM
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09-25-2015 , 08:47 PM
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09-25-2015 , 10:17 PM
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I forgot to put the cap on my toothpaste, can you handle the birth on your own while I rush home?
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09-26-2015 , 06:14 AM
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*As you're holding said FT up like Simba* "I made dis."
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09-26-2015 , 06:20 AM
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*As you're looking back at the "ovarian Bastille" you tell your FT*: "Damn kid, and here I thought I had wrecked that."
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09-26-2015 , 12:27 PM
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i been in prison for 2 years WHOS gunna explain this
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09-27-2015 , 03:43 PM
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That reminds me, I need to go the the wet fish shop tomorrow and help gut the tunas.
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09-27-2015 , 03:46 PM
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Or just snatch the gas from her and start doing Darth Vader impressions.
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09-27-2015 , 03:56 PM
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Ask the midwife "is it true that babies have the little hole in their head so you can carry five in each hand like beer bottles"?
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09-27-2015 , 03:58 PM
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True story: Got kicked out of antenatal classes for making a comment when the midwife was demonstrating different positions to take to try and be comfortable during contractions

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She was on all fours with her arse in the air, and I said 'Now I remember where I left my bike'
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09-27-2015 , 03:59 PM
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10-06-2015 , 10:45 PM
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"So now that you're done dealing with her, which one of you nurses wants to help me out with my erection?"
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10-07-2015 , 09:17 PM
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10-09-2015 , 12:54 AM
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Cesarean?
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10-09-2015 , 01:28 AM
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After you cut of the cord can you do that bit too? I've always wanted a daughter
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10-09-2015 , 10:28 AM
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"Doc, here's a fiver. Put a couple extra stitches in that monster".
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10-09-2015 , 03:23 PM
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"Hey Doc, you going to eat that placenta? No? Can I get that in a to-go box then?"
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10-09-2015 , 08:09 PM
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10-09-2015 , 08:17 PM
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Don't push honey, the game is going in to extra innings.

(they lost in 14 innings)
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10-10-2015 , 10:10 AM
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