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Old 10-18-2009, 07:23 PM   #26
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

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i knew a dude that was in for like 6 months and his family would just send money and he had all kinds of good ****
that was me. my mom and her then b/f sent me a ton of $ while i was in and everyone was jealous of me. i was also the only one on my cell block getting visits
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:24 PM   #27
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Being banned from 4l is not the same as being in jail OB.
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:25 PM   #28
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

maybe try to learn not to sell drugs for a living...or not get caught at least. Life fail on his part
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:30 PM   #29
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Being banned from 4l is not the same as being in jail OB.
i know, being banned is worse
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:38 PM   #30
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is he a big guy?
if so, rape
if not, get raped

glad to be of assistance
i have to agree with this one. even if he is little, try to rape someone. show everyone youre not to be messed with.
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:47 PM   #31
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Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.
Rofl Wp
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:48 PM   #32
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

Some guy when I was in there made toilet paper roses and dyed them red using the kool aid from our lunches
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:47 PM   #33
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count.
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #34
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tunnels are a great way to pass the time
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #35
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build up a large bankroll of cigs, then open up a cig blackjack table. get lots of cigs to smoke
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Old 10-18-2009, 10:01 PM   #36
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figure out P=NP, then he'll be rich when he gets out
This needs so much more love
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Old 10-19-2009, 12:25 AM   #37
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

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"take apart clean tampons and use the cotton to create snowmen. use toothpaste as adhesive, the strings as scarves, and the cardboard boxes as a backdrop."
How do you expect him to get tampons in jail? If he does manage to get some tampons he should hold on to them for his bleeding anus.
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Old 10-19-2009, 01:32 AM   #38
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I was in county jail, not prison. But my friend is in prison up in the panhandle of Fla, and they cell both cigs and cigars on the canteen there
same
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:50 AM   #39
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This needs so much more love
He can also figure out how Babby is formed?
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:54 AM   #40
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:59 AM   #41
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Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.
i read this like six times and lol every time, A+
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Old 10-19-2009, 03:28 AM   #42
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

So while other men write books, study all kinds of stuff or turn to religion while in jail, the men in your family prefer to create snowmen out of tampons.
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:01 AM   #43
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tampon snowmen > religion
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:44 AM   #44
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

read the entire bible aloud
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:45 AM   #45
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

Spend a lot of time making shivs to shank the screws with.

Learn more prison terminology.
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:18 AM   #46
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So while other men write books, study all kinds of stuff or turn to religion while in jail, the men in your family prefer to create snowmen out of tampons.
as if somehow the criminals reading books are better than the ones making snowmen?
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:22 AM   #47
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1) tell everyone your parents are with da police
2) shout out aloud - i have molested underage boys
3) ????
4) profit ?
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:30 AM   #48
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avoiding rape is probably an exciting endeavor
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