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Old 10-18-2009, 07:47 PM   #31
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

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Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.
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Old 10-18-2009, 07:48 PM   #32
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

Some guy when I was in there made toilet paper roses and dyed them red using the kool aid from our lunches
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:47 PM   #33
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #34
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tunnels are a great way to pass the time
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Old 10-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #35
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build up a large bankroll of cigs, then open up a cig blackjack table. get lots of cigs to smoke
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Old 10-18-2009, 10:01 PM   #36
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figure out P=NP, then he'll be rich when he gets out
This needs so much more love
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Old 10-19-2009, 12:25 AM   #37
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"take apart clean tampons and use the cotton to create snowmen. use toothpaste as adhesive, the strings as scarves, and the cardboard boxes as a backdrop."
How do you expect him to get tampons in jail? If he does manage to get some tampons he should hold on to them for his bleeding anus.
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Old 10-19-2009, 01:32 AM   #38
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I was in county jail, not prison. But my friend is in prison up in the panhandle of Fla, and they cell both cigs and cigars on the canteen there
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:50 AM   #39
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This needs so much more love
He can also figure out how Babby is formed?
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:54 AM   #40
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:59 AM   #41
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Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.
i read this like six times and lol every time, A+
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Old 10-19-2009, 03:28 AM   #42
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Re: things to do while bored in jail?

So while other men write books, study all kinds of stuff or turn to religion while in jail, the men in your family prefer to create snowmen out of tampons.
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:01 AM   #43
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tampon snowmen > religion
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:44 AM   #44
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read the entire bible aloud
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:45 AM   #45
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Spend a lot of time making shivs to shank the screws with.

Learn more prison terminology.
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