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that was me. my mom and her then b/f sent me a ton of $ while i was in and everyone was jealous of me. i was also the only one on my cell block getting visits

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10-18-2009 , 07:24 PM

#27

Tartufo

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Being banned from 4l is not the same as being in jail OB.

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10-18-2009 , 07:25 PM

#28

bernie madof

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maybe try to learn not to sell drugs for a living...or not get caught at least. Life fail on his part

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10-18-2009 , 07:30 PM

#29

OlderBaby

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

Being banned from 4l is not the same as being in jail OB.

i know, being banned is worse

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10-18-2009 , 07:38 PM

#30

elrey

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Originally Posted by gorgeouss

is he a big guy?
if so, rape
if not, get raped

glad to be of assistance

i have to agree with this one. even if he is little, try to rape someone. show everyone youre not to be messed with.

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10-18-2009 , 07:47 PM

#31

Robusto1

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Originally Posted by Mt.FishNoob

Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.

Rofl Wp

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10-18-2009 , 07:48 PM

#32

OlderBaby

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Some guy when I was in there made toilet paper roses and dyed them red using the kool aid from our lunches

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10-18-2009 , 09:47 PM

#33

boomshakalaka

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count.

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10-18-2009 , 09:53 PM

#34

The Brickie

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tunnels are a great way to pass the time

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10-18-2009 , 09:53 PM

#35

springzz

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build up a large bankroll of cigs, then open up a cig blackjack table. get lots of cigs to smoke

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10-18-2009 , 10:01 PM

#36

Low Key

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Originally Posted by jt217

figure out P=NP, then he'll be rich when he gets out

This needs so much more love

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10-19-2009 , 12:25 AM

#37

Bumbaclat

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Originally Posted by XshreddedwheatX

"take apart clean tampons and use the cotton to create snowmen. use toothpaste as adhesive, the strings as scarves, and the cardboard boxes as a backdrop."

How do you expect him to get tampons in jail? If he does manage to get some tampons he should hold on to them for his bleeding anus.

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10-19-2009 , 01:32 AM

#38

jmil23

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Originally Posted by OlderBaby

I was in county jail, not prison. But my friend is in prison up in the panhandle of Fla, and they cell both cigs and cigars on the canteen there

same

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10-19-2009 , 02:50 AM

#39

cryptcougar

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Originally Posted by Low Key

This needs so much more love

He can also figure out how Babby is formed?

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10-19-2009 , 02:54 AM

#40

doublehawk

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10-19-2009 , 02:59 AM

#41

bills427

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Originally Posted by Mt.FishNoob

Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.

i read this like six times and lol every time, A+

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10-19-2009 , 03:28 AM

#42

11beatsperminute

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So while other men write books, study all kinds of stuff or turn to religion while in jail, the men in your family prefer to create snowmen out of tampons.

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10-19-2009 , 04:01 AM

#43

doublehawk

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tampon snowmen > religion

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10-19-2009 , 04:44 AM

#44

Quagmyer

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read the entire bible aloud

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10-19-2009 , 04:45 AM

#45

Hap Hapablap

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Spend a lot of time making shivs to shank the screws with.

Learn more prison terminology.

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10-19-2009 , 05:18 AM

#46

ashiXIII

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

So while other men write books, study all kinds of stuff or turn to religion while in jail, the men in your family prefer to create snowmen out of tampons.

as if somehow the criminals reading books are better than the ones making snowmen?