things to do while bored in jail? - BBV4Life -- Two Plus Two Poker Forums

my cousin is currently locked up for drugs, and i've been writing him letters so he has something to do.
i've been googling ideas to give him to pass the time while hes sitting in there bored, and i've come up with some hilarious stuff, so i decided to continue the search.

this one made me laugh but i think you can do better:
"take apart clean tampons and use the cotton to create snowmen. use toothpaste as adhesive, the strings as scarves, and the cardboard boxes as a backdrop."

P.S. I know rape jokes are inevitable, but can we keep it to a minimum? thx

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10-18-2009 , 06:04 PM

qwertyu121

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uh-oh this could get ugly

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10-18-2009 , 06:06 PM

Mt.FishNoob

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Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.

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10-18-2009 , 06:06 PM

Tartufo

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You must have a different definition of hilarious than most.

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10-18-2009 , 06:07 PM

gorgeouss

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is he a big guy?
if so, rape
if not, get raped

glad to be of assistance

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10-18-2009 , 06:09 PM

zOrO2k6

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i was in jail (for selling drugs) and this is the best thing you can do...

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10-18-2009 , 06:22 PM

markksman

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Set guiness record for most successful masturbation attempts in a 24 hour period.

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10-18-2009 , 06:29 PM

jt217

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figure out P=NP, then he'll be rich when he gets out

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10-18-2009 , 06:33 PM

qwertyu121

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become friends with a black guy..worked well for ed norton in American History X

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10-18-2009 , 06:36 PM

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fuluck

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throw out a sign

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10-18-2009 , 06:40 PM

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play a ton of chess...against everyone who plays, as much as they are willing to play.

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10-18-2009 , 06:46 PM

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OlderBaby

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another thing that is great is ballin at rec, if you are a decent basketball player. it's about the only fun thing to do in there

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10-18-2009 , 06:50 PM

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work on stretching out your sphincter

start small, obv, and work your way up until you can smuggle large valuable items in

a cartoon of cigarettes is like a million dollars in jail

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10-18-2009 , 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

work on stretching out your sphincter

start small, obv, and work your way up until you can smuggle large valuable items in

a cartoon of cigarettes is like a million dollars in jail

maybe in jail, in prison you can buy them

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10-18-2009 , 06:56 PM

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maybe in jail, in prison you can buy them

wat? when is the last time you where in federal prison?

my sister in laws dad is in federal in minnesota and he said theres maybe 5 or 10 prisons left in the US where you can buy ciggs from the canteen

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10-18-2009 , 07:01 PM

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I was in county jail, not prison. But my friend is in prison up in the panhandle of Fla, and they cell both cigs and cigars on the canteen there

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10-18-2009 , 07:02 PM

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Plenty of time to lift weights.. and convert to Islam

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Originally Posted by Mt.FishNoob

Spend alot of time in the showers picking up bits of soap and make a snowman out of it.

AHAHAHHA +1

Genius.

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just go in and act out the first season of oz right as you arrive

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10-18-2009 , 07:08 PM

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you should play schillinger obv

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fap lots imo

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10-18-2009 , 07:14 PM

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i knew a dude that was in for like 6 months and his family would just send money and he had all kinds of good ****

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play spades for canteen, do pushups, read.

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10-18-2009 , 07:17 PM

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narwhal attack!!!

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10-18-2009 , 07:18 PM

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tell him to travel , meet girls , ride a bike , etc

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