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Old 05-24-2017, 07:54 PM   #1
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Stuff you wish you could do for the first time again...

Wipe your memory and get to do it like you've never had the experience before.


Michael Jordan's last 60 seconds as a Chicago Bull

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Old 05-24-2017, 09:59 PM   #2
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Experience the 1998 Copa del Mundo again, as though it was the 1st time I watched it.

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Old 05-24-2017, 11:48 PM   #3
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Old 05-24-2017, 11:55 PM   #4
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Heroin
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Old 05-25-2017, 05:13 AM   #5
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Re: Stuff you wish you could do for the first time again...

Beer, bacon and sex, in that order.
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Old 05-25-2017, 02:28 PM   #6
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Your mom
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Old 05-25-2017, 02:54 PM   #7
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Re: Stuff you wish you could do for the first time again...

Well, lets see:
  • Flopping aces full
  • Going 150mph in a Bentley
  • winning 1k pot
  • having sammy take me off of ignore
  • Europe
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:03 PM   #8
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Your mom
You going to do it right this time? She was horribly disappointed the first time.
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Old 05-25-2017, 04:22 PM   #9
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Re: Stuff you wish you could do for the first time again...

It's a race to the finish and I won.
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Old 05-25-2017, 04:42 PM   #10
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It's a race to the finish and I won.
mom said she didn't even get started...
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Old 05-25-2017, 06:05 PM   #11
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It's a race to the finish and I won.
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Old 05-25-2017, 08:53 PM   #12
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Heroin
Hi, Evan!
Solid science answer, imo.
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Old 05-27-2017, 01:20 AM   #13
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every Springsteen concert I've been too. especially the ones in Perth
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Old 05-28-2017, 03:00 PM   #14
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Have sex with a transexual.
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Old 05-28-2017, 03:09 PM   #15
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Have sex with a transexual.
Solid Avatar, O
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Old 05-28-2017, 03:56 PM   #16
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Hello Friend,

As long as you are enjoying it, then I am happy.

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Old 05-28-2017, 04:28 PM   #17
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Re: Stuff you wish you could do for the first time again...

Go to a sunny daytime concert at Roskilde Festival (Denmark) with the perfect amount of toxins in my blood

Read the poetry of Tor Ulven

Drink away the concepts of consequences and inhibitions
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Old 05-30-2017, 02:06 AM   #18
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Cat876!
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Old 05-30-2017, 03:42 AM   #19
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You going to do it right this time? She was horribly disappointed the first time.
Funny. Your mom said 'Have Kids' for basically the same reason
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Old 05-30-2017, 02:57 PM   #20
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Bang a twin that doesnt have Ape feet
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Old 06-03-2017, 09:16 PM   #21
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read Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions
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Old 06-04-2017, 09:34 PM   #22
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Old 06-05-2017, 01:08 AM   #23
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Old 06-07-2017, 02:22 AM   #24
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Play onstage in front of 5,000 people
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Old 06-07-2017, 11:03 AM   #25
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I saw the Bentley yesterday.

The one I had free reign over five years ago.

The heart pangs were real.
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