hockey

No chance this is real. None.

In the cosmic microwave background there are hidden messages by ancient civilizations predating the big bang; telling us what to do.

So what do they want us to do?

to break the cycle

That maybe your soulmate lives in North Korea.

my whatm8?

perpendicular universes

the great 2p2 blackout of 2012 was probably done intentionally and for good reason.

That women dont get excited in the way you think they should when you send them pictures of your junk.

India, the USA, Australia and all the other old British colonies are really run by puppet governments directly reporting to Queen Elizabeth II.

France

n whether we are in the ascent of a civilization or decline of a civilization, and which is better.

Maybe not with your junk johnycrash

I thought we were BBBF(BEST BUTT BUDDIES FOREVER). I was going to send you a pic of my junk, but you blew it man.

He blew your junk?

- Men who go to the gym and don't squat, but laugh about women afraid of doing curls
- Hyper-Unemployment
- DiCaprio's performance in Wolf of Wallstreet was worth an Oscar
- That almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it

No, i was only joking, we're still BBBF.

Ship the pic

Picard solved this. we gotta build Data and then send him a virus to make him unconsciously rig the deck in a poker game. **** maybe this already happened. has anybody ever seen any weird hands play out on online poker?

I was JKo on AQT and lost to quads.

Scandinavian snuff films

crippling existential angst

^^What is it, that you are really afraid of? It makes no sense!
When you die, it will be all over, anyway, so if you suffer from too extreme Angst/fear/anxiety, you would just have to kill yourself. But since you don't do that, there is only one possibitly left. Your Angst is centered around the scary thought that you will have to die one day, no matter how it's masked in your case.
So what ya gonna do? Kill yourself over it? Would that make sense, in your opinion?
NO! The information-media-society-jinx is there to help you to distract yourself, of the fear...of the need to remember... that there is no way around death at some point... So why don't you at least just do all the things you ever wanted to do instead of posting about Angst, and have loads of fun in the process, while hoping to die soon to avoid having to agonize your crippling existential Angst/fear/anxiety for any more extended periods of time?
Go get some acid and think about that, please!

gawd ****in damn just shut up, no one wants to talk about it