B&E
Throwing pencils so they stick in ceiling tiles.
Jumping and punching holes in said ceiling tiles.
Setting fireworks off in class.
Skiping school
Couple instances of vandalism
Setting neighbors bushes on fire.
Talking back to teacher
Being generally disruptive during class.
Fighting

**** ton of other stuff I didnt get caught doing.

Dont judge me

+1. Also nominated for worst joke of the year.

I got into trouble plenty of times but the 2 major ones were when I was around 11 and playing in the back garden, I saw my brother was in the bathroom and so I threw a plastic boomerang up at the window to get his attention. The wind must have caught it or I threw it harder than intended but it cracked the window. In a moment of pure panic me and my brother ran across town, broke into an empty house and stole the glass from one of the windows. Thinking it would be easy to just slot this new window in and wack some putty around it and my dad would never know. Even though the stolen glass was clear and our bathroom was frosted with a pattern on it. Well we ****ed it up obviously and when my dad came home and saw I think he was actually close to killing me. He went pretty old school with the punishment all we were given to eat for the next 2 weeks was 2 rounds of bread with butter and a glass of water. Also we weren't allowed on a school trip and had all our money we'd saved up taken from us.

Second time is pretty crazy and to this day I don't know why it happened. This guy who had lived in the street for about 2 years but had kept to himself so we didn't know anything about him parked his car round the back of his house in an entry which everybody's back gates lead to. This was pretty unusual as no cars ever went down the entry, it was pretty overgrown and full of rubbish people just dumped. The only people who ever used it were the kids who lived in the street as every parent seemed to get pissed about kids coming and going all the time through the front doors we all used the back. Anyway, the guy was working on his car and then he went inside. Like I said I can't remember why we did it or how it even got started but someone decided it would be fun to put various rubbish that was lying around onto his car. Not content with covering this guys car with rubbish for no reason, we escalated it to getting a spade from a garden and digging up soil then piling it on the car too. Still not content, we found a sledgehammer and went to work on this guys wall knocking bricks off and laying them on his car. We did this for hours until you couldn't even see the car anymore.

We had left before the guy came out so I never got to see the reaction, I know if someone did that to me I would probably hunt them down and beat them. But this guy called the police, he pretty much knew who we all were and we all got in trouble. Some of us were never allowed to hang out with the others again even at school we were made to sit apart. It was my birthday a few weeks after and I didn't get anything at all and was pretty much banned from even acknowledging it.

Being myself

Your Dad sounds like a azzhole.

Beating up other kids.

And stealing... (but only when caught).

This.

There is punishment for childish shenanigans and then there is child cruelty.

Pissed in the urinal soaked it up with a syringe I stole from a science lab and squirted it in a girls hair that I didn't like.

Yeah he was. He was an alcoholic who had the same kind of stuff (probably worse even) done to him by his dad.

Hitting my teacher with a snowball in the face - a stone was in it.

Holidays by the sea: Crazy friend has the spontaneous idea to steal a Mercedes for a fun ride (Not intoxicated!).
We enter a open window - key is on the kitchen shelf. For some weird reason he knows how to drive (13/14 yrs old). Arriving to a party a few kilometres away with said Mercedes. Police arriving an hour later - no fun.

Brag: Stage 1 with a beautiful 16yr old.

Sticking my face in the boobs of the elementary school teacher.

Although I didn't get in trouble, my dad understood it.

We owned a treadmill, it had a little key thing on a string you clip to your shirt and plug the key in for it to work. I lost the key somehow. My mom lost her ****, she screamed at me for like an hour (she had screaming issues, this was literally following me around the house top of lungs screaming spit flying etc) until I got upset over it, I was maybe 12. Ended up finding it a couple days later.

Didn't actually get in trouble for this but nearly so. Snowball fight, hit runty younger kid in the face with an iceball. Nobody pays any mind at the time, but his parents later take him to the hospital and come over afterward furious. Like what do you want, I didn't intentionally make it ice and hit your pussy boy in the face, there were like 10 of us just chucking them, and he was younger and I don't even think he was invited he just came over, and he was in fact fine. My parents acted mad and we apologized, but they took my side after they left.

Funny!!!! I can relate to it. It made me reminisce my younger years where I realized now how lazy I was before..... and made my mom scream to death

Eating Psychic nut...and got poisoned...

my parents weren't big drinkers and someone gave my stepdad a bottle of kettle one as a gift.

I drank the bottle and filled it with water with "full intentions" of replacing it. Before i did that he regifted it to a client of his.

That didnt work out well for me.

Jumping off the chairlift at a lowish point at the local ski area. Got my season's pass pulled for a few weeks for that.

one time i stayed home sick from school.

I really just wanted to sit around and burn all day.

I was mid toke and my stepdad walked in on me and started talking. Eventually i let out the cloud of smoke.

that one didnt end well for me.

one time i pooed in a urinal

no you didn't

i honestly did. This was at nursery and I was desperate for a dump - but all the main toilets were occupied. No-one was looking at the time so i just went for it. Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough as someone finished in the toilet and walked out to see me ****ting in a urinal. They then reported me which was a bit embarrassing.

In the 2nd grade the girls would ask us boys to show our chicken nuggets under the table during lunch. Only two of us did and they talked about it for days. I moved later that year and it wasn't a "thing" in the other boro. The next time a girl saw it was in HS and she didn't have to ask.

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When I was in Kindergarten I use to live next door to a girl with a learning disability. One day we was walking home from the bus stop and I told her I would give her some suckers to pull down her pants. She did. But she did it in front of her house. Her dad saw. Boy did I get in trouble.

A few months later me and my brothers broke into a neighbors house and stole a bunch of stuff. my oldest brother who was 8 at the time spray painted there cat. I squealed on my brother when the cops came asking questions. Our punishment was a tour of a prison or jail cant remember. almost like a scared straight thing. I still remember being 5 years old having to walk down a jail full of inmates. My hands were suppose to be behind my back when we walked. GL telling a 5 year old with A.D.D that. They threatened to tase me like 5 times if i didn't have my hands behind my back.

To make a long story even longer. My mother was single with 3 wild boys and a ****ty job. She ended up going to the academy to be a correctional officer. Through the years my brothers lived with our father and I lived with our MOM. My dad likes 3 things. Playing the guitar, smoking weed and getting pussy. Not much of a role model. They both are in prison. I have never been arrested and am currently Manager of a multi million dollar agriculture company. However I am highly underpaid.

When I was 17 I stole my moms car and drove to another state to see my ex girlfriend that moved away. I got caught having sex with her because her little brother came in the bedroom to tell her that the cops were there looking for the "owner of the car outside". My girlfriends Mom and Dad got called to come home from work and they were told the entire situation by the police, my girlfriend (while hysterically crying), and her brother, while I was handcuffed in the back of a police car.... Dad asked the cops to let me out the police car so he could handle the situation himself. I never got to see her again after that.

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