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Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral.... Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

06-27-2017 , 05:08 PM
ive never felt this kind of pain before
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06-27-2017 , 05:10 PM
Give it some time and the pain will subside.
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06-27-2017 , 05:11 PM
I've got two words for you: rectal trama
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06-27-2017 , 05:27 PM
I'm glad I brought a friend along to hold my hand
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06-27-2017 , 05:28 PM
Friend: It hurts to be here watching this
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06-27-2017 , 05:29 PM
Not said to anyone:

I wish I could find more Kleenex
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06-27-2017 , 05:33 PM
Are you going to be a starfish again today?
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06-27-2017 , 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Oh God!
Oh God, NOOOOooooooo!!! <sob> <sob> <sob>
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06-27-2017 , 06:52 PM
All these people came for 1 person and one person only
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06-27-2017 , 08:04 PM
Just how contagious do you mean?
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06-27-2017 , 10:51 PM
I'm still just taking this all in
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06-28-2017 , 03:08 AM
What a devastating blow
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06-28-2017 , 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
"It was the second stroke that did it..."
This just didn't get enough love.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
Thirteen is too young
Wait, what?



My contribution:

I can't believe it cost this much.
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06-28-2017 , 07:48 PM
I can't believe it. 3 men at once!
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06-28-2017 , 07:58 PM
Its just....so hard
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06-28-2017 , 08:11 PM
That looks so silky. I could slide right in there.
or
Ahem.... a clown nose is soooooooo inappropriate.
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06-28-2017 , 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pensfan
This just didn't get enough love.
If we're handing out prizes this one was pretty top shelf...

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
I wasn't impressed with the priest this time.
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06-28-2017 , 08:53 PM
Indeed.
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06-28-2017 , 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pensfan
This just didn't get enough love.

that on is straight from whose line is it anyway.
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06-29-2017 , 01:52 AM
let your emotions spill out
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06-29-2017 , 05:14 PM
I wouldn't be here if you were still alive
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06-29-2017 , 05:28 PM
This service is costing $2,500.
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06-29-2017 , 05:42 PM
seeing that body made me throw up
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06-29-2017 , 09:05 PM
Come now children, no more tears
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06-29-2017 , 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS
seeing that body made me throw up
lol'd
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