Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....
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This is the circle of life
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I left the kids at home. They shouldn't see this.
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Eat this, you need to keep your strength up
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The flowers were nice, but not necessary.
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i don't know what im doing
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it was the best of times... it was the wrost of times
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Is it supposed to creak when we put it in?
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Ever been touched by an angel?
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if only protection was worn
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This little guy's gonna go 6 feet deep
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I knew this day would come eventually
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He's in a better place now.
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Didn't think she'd be a corpse.
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the life was sucked out of him
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Let this be a lesson, aids is real.
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What an ass hole
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Thirteen is too young
ZOMG killin' it ITT
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Always remember the safe word