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**SGT RJ** · 06-28-2012, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wombat4hire

Everyone who has posted ITT thus far can join my secret club. We only meet monthly +2weeks so it shouldn't cramp too many people's alone time.

We mostly just sit around and discuss Calvin and Hobbs and our least favorite commercials. SGT RJ hates GEICO but I absolve her.

Everyone who posted after this is sadly excluded, no bandwagons please.

Matjoez, Slick, and 8high get a free pass also.

Calvin and Hobbes is the nuts.

And I didn't say I hated the GEICO commercials (except that ****ing pig that goes WHEEEEEE!). I said they were stupid. They don't really annoy me thought (except that GODDAMN PIG!). I expect most commercials to be stupid.

notelton · 06-28-2012, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by afwoods

I have a theory that God put idiots on this planet just to **** with me.

dont blame God because you cant do math. you are not the smartest person on this planet, you might even be in the bottom percentile among the "intelligent" if we account for your comment. people dont agree on many things, this does not make them an idiot.

i find some people are too lazy to go find answers to their problems.

nullspace · 06-29-2012, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ftpro

Do you play chess OP?

I agree with you when it comes to girls, most of them even the smarter ones are unpredictable. Read the "brain of a female" it's a New York's time best seller and you may give up on them. The rational part of their brain hasn't evolved. The emotional part of their brain is so strong that for example they could be madly in love with you and just leave you one day for no reason. The funny part is, the author is a female neurologist. It seems to me OP that you are very logical and analytical in life. You will have a difficult time understanding girls and their behaviors. There is no pattern in their decision makings so don't try to understand why they do what they do. It's not that they are sluts or low self-esteemed, they are not capable to use the prefrontal cortex of the brain as well as males. The dumber you are the more fun you will have with ladies. This explains why most of the scientist never got married.

BTW in the top 100 chess players in the world, 99 are male and 1 female, go figure.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Is that for real?

I find it really amusing because the way you wrote that makes it seem like they are less evolved. It just sounds so ridiculously sexist that I can't believe it's actually scientific.

ScreaminAsian · 06-29-2012, 02:32 AM

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Colin_Piddle · 07-01-2012, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by okayokayit'snotok

Interesting post OP, my ideal life would be to get good enough to play poker for a living, (what's stopping me?) but not be famous or mega-rich, just enough to travel around this very large country I live in - Canada - playing the unsuspecting locals at all the casino's along the way, and in between, finding nice shores, walking/bike paths, forests, hills, etc, and smoking a cig, drinking a beer, or injesting a light drug, and simply contemplating my life, life in general, the universe, and just taking in all of the beauty that nature holds. Essentially, to be "between here and there" for a loooooong time, no one ever being able to pinpoint exactly where I am.

P.S. I too have found it much easier to get along with older people.

P.P.S. Have you ever noticed that the majority of advertsing is directed at stupid people? Makes sense, since they are more easily swayed.

Good plan but don't just stick to Canada. Try South America and Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Ive been to Canada its great but theres a lot more out there.

diebitter · 07-01-2012, 03:08 AM

A life is overrated.

whenIwasyoung · 07-01-2012, 12:32 PM

it's really hard to live life as you want, but it should be main goal.

Andz · 07-01-2012, 01:21 PM

Why is it hard to live life as you want it? I think it's the easiest thing you can do. All you need to do is:
1.)be brutaliy honest about yourself
2.)If you don't like how things are , change it!It's not that hard
3.)Stop living in the past. Don't bother with the mistakes you've done in the past. You can't change a ****ing thing.
4.)Don't give a flying **** what others think about you

spike420211 · 07-01-2012, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ZDAR

:'(

<sigh>, memories of Lexapro