I have recently rediscovered stealing.

As a young boy I used to absolutely love stealing, we used to steal car stereo's, we used to steal groceries from shops we even stole copper piping from an old building one night and sold it to a scrap merchant. As the years went by and as I used more and more drugs I became irrationally scared of stealing but just recently (I'm 40 now) I've realised stealing is great fun!! I also have the disguise of a normal middle aged man now although these days I have an annoying conscience and cannot steal off an individual I can steal off any company I deem big and horrible enough is fair game!! Right now I'm eating £10's (I'm guessing it should be about £10 but I can't be assed to add it up precisely) worth of lunch from a posh supermarket and I paid under £4!

Stealing provides a lovely dopamine rush and saves you money too! Stealing is cool as eff!!

Are you homeless?

I'm middle of the road kind of earner £55k after I've paid some taxes. I think without too much effort I could steal around £100 worth of stuff a week, that's an extra 5k a year just for doing something I love

Moved to BBV4L.

Ur gonna get got

I was playing GTA V online about a week ago and I went into an ammu-nation to get a vest. There was another guy in there up at the counter getting guns or ammo, and he didn't see me. As I was leaving I noticed he left his bad ass bike with a jet and a rocket out front, and I jacked it.

He then started asking who stole his bike on chat and talking about how he spent all of his money on it and someone just took it and it made me feel really bad

i now want to play gta with you...

but unfortunately i sold my ps3 ages ago

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Lol that is funny.

In the US, we have guns. Stay on your side of the pond.


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OP, boost me a Lambo please. Yellow if possible, but not really a deal breaker. Will pay you about tree fiddy for your troubles.

I was planning a "stealing" holiday out in Florida, they don't have guns there I don't think, it's all just Disney land and margaritaville isn't it? I reckon I could get that "trader joes" for a good lick with all that "put it in a bag and get it weighed" marlarkie. The best thing about America is all the racism! I'd say it's nearly impossible to get shot as portly middle aged British bloke is it not?

You're actually 100% right on the getting shot part.

Florida is a beacon of civility. No guns there. I recommend visiting on the July 4th holiday weekend. Simply find a group of party people and demand all their monies.

I don't see how that could go wrong...


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OP how will Brexit affect your stealing opportunities?

Thanks.
That's just unsportsmanlike.

OP, are you gonna do a huge bank robbery one day?

Not when you are out the shop with a load stuff stuffed down your jacket and with a inside smile as you out shop and free
then wham some skinny lanky dude arm bars you and drags you kicking and screaming back into shop were you slide on floor as you are man handle by skinny guard and two fat staff also shame getting dragged past only shopper in the place that you later get told blew you up as the the guard was on break and only dude old bird that got u caught then haveing wait 8 hours to be let out till court date.

Dang, I was hoping for yellow but will back off my color choice and now say any* Lambo in any color.

degens gonna degen