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ok, here's where i'm coming from.

first of all, i've nailed better looking women than bond's hookup, and i've nailed worse looking. but y'all gotta figure, bond has a butt-ton of money. he should be doing better than this.

i mean, who really cares about breasts? honestly, i prefer a nice B-cup to those nasty f'ers. all they do is slap around in your face, blah, blah, blah.

show me a nice shaved twatwaffle, with a pierced clit, and i'm a happy guy. bit tatas are for high schoolers. i want a sweet-ass pair of beef flaps to sink my teeth into on a rainy summer day.

It´s not Bond´s fault that you are gay.

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05-18-2009 , 01:11 AM

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KingOfFelt

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Originally Posted by You're a Towel

nothing. i just don't see the significance of huge tits. i prefer a nice mouthful, something soft 'n supple, the shape of a plum or orange, not a giant grapefruit or cantaloupe.

incidentally, i have a huge ****.

Well, you just told a forum that consists of 91.2 percent men the approximate size of your genitalia. Congrats!

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05-18-2009 , 01:15 AM

#53

getterdone36

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incidentally, i have a huge ****.

PICS OR GTFO

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05-18-2009 , 01:19 AM

#54

theDireWolf

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does anyone NOT have sex stoned?

not possible imo

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05-18-2009 , 01:35 AM

#55

k0derkid

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You sir, are a moran.

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05-18-2009 , 01:36 AM

#56

ngaskin

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Originally Posted by You're a Towel

incidentally, i am hung like a cashew.

fyp

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05-18-2009 , 01:37 AM

#57

pokerdad26

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My god man! WOW! Nice body but that face, JESUS! Oh well life of a degen I guess. Congrats or condolences or w/e

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05-18-2009 , 01:41 AM

#58

2incher

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05-18-2009 , 01:43 AM

#59

UATrewqaz

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Terts - 9.5/10
The rest - meh

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05-18-2009 , 01:52 AM

#60

Gizmo

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Some of you people are so dumb. ;aksgf;aksdgfa;siufdg

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05-18-2009 , 01:52 AM

#61

peetar69

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,553

bond,

That is a naughty looking dark eyed love machine right there. nice brag.

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05-18-2009 , 02:02 AM

#62

T. A. Schwitters

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 354

Dedicate one thrust to me.

Bond: *mumbles* "That's for TA."
girl: "Wat?"
Bond: "You're a great lay."

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05-18-2009 , 02:12 AM

#63

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by 2incher

am i the only one who likes a girl to have teeth?

Probably not but, the smart poasters prefer girls without.

Bond.. wtg, she looks solid in the middle.. wear that shizz out, imo.

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05-18-2009 , 02:28 AM

#64

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by 2incher

am i the only one who likes a girl to have nice teeth?

I was under the impression that you went more for things with penises.

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05-18-2009 , 02:58 AM

#65

cajunaimee

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she has a smokin bod but, the rest meh!

OP u seem to be quite the balla, please post pics of urself!

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05-18-2009 , 03:01 AM

#66

J0hny

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Have good time

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05-18-2009 , 03:02 AM

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Low Key

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Originally Posted by Bond18

And it's the girl I had sex with this morning and will be having sex with later this evening, and I'm gonna be high as hell while doing it. I got her permission to post the pic.

[?] Use to be a man
[ ] from Iran
[x] NEI (not enough info)

Pic shows promise, need clearer pics to confirm/deny hotness. Too early to tell.

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05-18-2009 , 03:29 AM

#68

kail0r

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Originally Posted by You're a Towel

titty-****ing is lame.

ygos?

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05-18-2009 , 03:41 AM

#69

mjolk

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Originally Posted by Bond18

I've always liked girls who are into cars. However, your girl seems to have taken it a step too far by letting herself get hit in the face by one at least a couple of times.

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05-18-2009 , 05:18 AM

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Soulman

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Originally Posted by mjolk

I've always liked girls who are into cars. However, your girl seems to have taken it a step too far by letting herself get hit in the face by one at least a couple of times.

lol

Lots of haters ITT. Well done OP, motorboat that ish.