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And it's the girl I had sex with this morning and will be having sex with later this evening, and I'm gonna be high as hell while doing it. I got her permission to post the pic.

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05-17-2009 , 10:49 PM

brian0721

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big terts itt

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05-17-2009 , 10:49 PM

Mayo

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Hello.

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05-17-2009 , 10:55 PM

iplayscared

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over/under on how many girls bond has actually had sex with for these threads he makes

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05-17-2009 , 10:55 PM

2incher

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05-17-2009 , 10:55 PM

Matt Vengrin

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Love it.

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05-17-2009 , 10:57 PM

Jandreasson

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Originally Posted by 2incher

God, I feel bad, looks like she got hit by a mack truck.

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05-17-2009 , 10:58 PM

Bond18

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Originally Posted by iplayscared

over/under on how many girls bond has actually had sex with for these threads he makes

Meh, I confess to my failures as well and when it comes to simply hitting on women there are like infinity X more of those than successes.

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05-17-2009 , 11:02 PM

spoonfox

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there aren't girls like that in Wisconsin.
must be an import.

[x] solid brag

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05-17-2009 , 11:11 PM

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pelicanpoker

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pls to be coaching me?

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05-17-2009 , 11:16 PM

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Bond18

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

pls to be coaching me?

Best piece of advice I could give is to chat up a lot of women because while you will get blown out a lot (and sometimes in very embarrassing fashion if you're the type to give a damn) some of them will wind up sticking.

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05-17-2009 , 11:17 PM

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You're a Towel

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Originally Posted by Bond18

And it's the girl I had sex with this morning and will be having sex with later this evening, and I'm gonna be high as hell while doing it. I got her permission to post the pic.

Bond, you're a fantastic poker player, but this, my friend, is an awful beat. She is horrible looking. And this surprises me. You're a relatively good looking, well-dressed man. And you've got some money. I've seen AC hookers who look better. Move on, sir. Move the eff on.

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05-17-2009 , 11:18 PM

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The Brickie

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Would hit.

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05-17-2009 , 11:20 PM

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OlderBaby

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came

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05-17-2009 , 11:20 PM

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ncboiler

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She looks scared and are her hands tied? Is this all legal?

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05-17-2009 , 11:20 PM

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Toast91185

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Bond, you're in Wisconsin right now? We're neighbors, I'm in the Twin Cities. If you come to Minneapolis, I will obviously crush you in a heads up match, teach you how to dress, take you out to a bar to teach you how to pick up women and then wake up...

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05-17-2009 , 11:21 PM

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Toast91185

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Originally Posted by You're a Towel

Bond, you're a fantastic poker player, but this, my friend, is an awful beat. She is horrible looking. And this surprises me. You're a relatively good looking, well-dressed man. And you've got some money. I've seen AC hookers who look better. Move on, sir. Move the eff on.

It is a hookers job to look good iirc

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05-17-2009 , 11:23 PM

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j2sooted

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god u guys are such ******s. violate every hole on her sir

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05-17-2009 , 11:24 PM

#19

You're a Towel

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yeah, including her cockhole. that's a dude.

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05-17-2009 , 11:28 PM

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neuroman

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Face: D-
Tits: A
Ass: ?

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05-17-2009 , 11:32 PM

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TheCparkKid

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lol at any 2+2er that says they wouldn't hit this...you guys are unreal humans who frequent a forum site on a regular basis and make fun of people where you have no business talking. GL op, she looks bangin!

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05-17-2009 , 11:34 PM

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2incher

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Originally Posted by TheCparkKid

gl in life.

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05-17-2009 , 11:36 PM

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pillman

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Originally Posted by You're a Towel

flase. you have a severe case of the ghey. please see my top heavy girls link for the cure.

thats the kind of woman you **** multiple times while high and come back for more. bond for mod obv