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Old 06-25-2017, 07:04 PM   #1
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So, I have a pooping problem

I'm having interpersonal difficulties with jobs. I popped in a shed when I was younger. It wasn't my idea. Also, I popped on a windshield. The owner put his windshield wipers on and spread the poop everywhere. I am laughing now. That wasn't my idea.

I then pissed on a kitchen table. I can't remember if it was or not. Also, I popped in a car. Apparently, someone had sat in the car after the poop.

3/4 times I was friends with the person. I don't know if this was some way of marking my territory because I'm having difficulty making new friends.

How can I unmask my territory? I joined AA but things aren't going better. Alcohol was involved in 3/4 for of these and marijuana in the other.

This is an extremely embarrassing topic to discuss with a professional. Hopefully, I can get some help.

Also, I had problems selling drugs in the past. I was basically, a middle man. How do I not be a middle man anymore? I'm trying to keep myself clean but I can't get anywhere.

I could barely talk at the AA meeting. I haven't been able to open up on my own in public. My brother has schizophrenia and mental illness is in the family. My brother stabbed my brother with a knife. I have anger problems that I am getting help for.

I think I need professional help for the pooping and peeing.

I have to go on the record and say that this is not assuming or funny for the sake of my sanity.
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:00 PM   #2
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

Will a moderator please delete this?
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:06 PM   #3
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

Why can't I PM?
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:07 PM   #4
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

My dear - an indulgence in Tom Hanks flicks has finally ruined you.
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Old 06-26-2017, 08:40 AM   #5
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

What a ****ty thread.
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:00 PM   #6
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

Have you pooped and pee'ed for a long time?
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Old 07-04-2017, 05:05 AM   #7
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

Wtf did I just read?


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Old 07-04-2017, 02:03 PM   #8
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

Finally somebody noticed.
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:32 AM   #9
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

I think you just need to focus on the positive reactions you get rather than the negative ones, and have more confidence! Welcome to twoplustwo, where people appreciate **** and ****!
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Old 07-08-2017, 12:32 PM   #10
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

da **** is this? man this lc thread keep going lower.
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:25 PM   #11
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

**** and **** aren't the same ****.
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Old 07-09-2017, 08:25 PM   #12
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

What is this popping you talk of?
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:37 PM   #13
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

Pop or rock?

Let the poop rock you.
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:56 PM   #14
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Morans.
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:21 PM   #15
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Moranus.
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Old 07-14-2017, 04:20 PM   #16
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

More anus.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:36 PM   #17
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

So, Im having a trip balls rite now problem

Turn the air on pleas
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:00 PM   #18
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Is anyone even here?
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:01 PM   #19
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

More details please.
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Old 07-21-2017, 10:20 PM   #20
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Old 07-22-2017, 10:36 PM   #21
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Re: So, I have a pooping problem

I pooped in the announcer's box of a rival high-school's football field once, but I don't see how sharing that helps.
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