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Old 02-04-2012, 12:33 AM   #1
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So I Have This Lump On One Of My Balls

I found it like 2 weeks ago. Thing is I am not registered with a doctor as I never need to go so I keep saying yeah I will phone the doctor the next day. But I am one of these typical stereotype poker players who is super lazy and **** at real life stuff so I haven't bothered doing it yet.

I had a look online at google images tonight to see if it's ball cancer and it looks kind of like it feels. I hope it's not. If it is then I'm not really that bothered I guess. Just gonna deal with it. Need to get my butt in gear though and phone a local surgery and get an appointment made. Gonna be super awkward though dropping my trousers on my first visit.

My Mum is a retired doctor and she would be furious if she knew how stupid I am being. Glad she doesn't read 2+2.

It's the weekend though so I will have to wait till Monday. I hope I don't sleep until after 5pm again when they will most likely be closed so I put if off till the next day. Maybe I should put an appt in my mobile so I don't forget.
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:38 AM   #2
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ugh, that's ****ed up man. i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

make appt first thing monday, dont ignore it.

good luck and I hope its not serious. make sure you give us an update on results
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:40 AM   #3
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Thanks I will do.

I mean there are a number of things it can be apparently and ball cancer would be the worst. The chances of it being that are slim but I need to get it checked.

I thought last night that I didn't give a **** and haven't told anyone but I guess I kind of do care if I am typing it on here.
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:43 AM   #4
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the first step is admitting that maybe you have an issue, the next step is finding out what it is. us blokes are useless when it comes to getting check ups and all that jazz. it's one of your balls tho so you just need to get over it and get it done
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:47 AM   #5
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Maybe it is an supernumerary nut
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:47 AM   #6
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Yeah totally useless at stuff like that haha.
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:48 AM   #7
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Maybe it is an supernumerary nut
"A Supernumerary is an additional member of an organization.!"

Not sure if this would be a good or bad thing. Could make sitting down awkward.
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:50 AM   #8
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3 is company
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:52 AM   #9
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I've had one for a long time I got it checked out when I was like 11 and the doctor shined a light on the lump and it lit up. Then he shined it on my testicle and my testicle stayed dark. He said that's because the lump is liquid and is just a natural lubricant or something that builds up. He said it's pretty common in older men and rare in 11yo's but harmless nonetheless.
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:54 AM   #10
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I've had one for a long time I got it checked out when I was like 11 and the doctor shined a light on the lump and it lit up. Then he shined it on my testicle and my testicle stayed dark. He said that's because the lump is liquid and is just a natural lubricant or something that builds up. He said it's pretty common in older men and rare in 11yo's but harmless nonetheless.
Strange. I had something very similar when I was 11 but I had my priest check it out.
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Old 02-04-2012, 12:58 AM   #11
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2 and half men
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Def get this check out ASAP. Call Tom Green for advice
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Old 02-04-2012, 01:01 AM   #13
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Old 02-04-2012, 01:02 AM   #14
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My balls flopped trips.
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Old 02-04-2012, 01:18 AM   #15
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Nuts!
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