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it's pointless to engage AZ because he's obviously a russian agent. but more like a contractor; a hired provocateur. i've seen hundreds in my time as a high level intelligence officer deep undercover. hell, i've even hired a few myself when the right community needed to be destabilized. but this one seems even more single dimensional than a guy in an internet cafe logging into 50 social media accounts a day. from my professional analysis, with lots of stolen expensive software on my ipad, he's 70% a computer script "bot" and 30% a guy in india or rural russia posting for 1c/word

You're doing God's work, son. Stay safe, stay hidden.

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12-10-2016 , 05:17 PM

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LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Too clean imo

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04-13-2017 , 07:07 PM

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a dolphin is a bird

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04-13-2017 , 07:20 PM

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LonelyBox

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Coffee can talk

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04-14-2017 , 11:02 PM

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longmissedblind

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06-05-2017 , 03:27 AM

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The idiom "to throw someone under the bus" came from long ago in America when people used to take the bus places and they would often wait for their specific bus at designated "stops" around the city, and often these businesspeople would get impatient for business and try to cut in line, at which point the other people in line would start a ruckus and THEN, to distract the crowd, the line cutter chooses a nearby person at random, grabs them with both hands and forcefully throws them into the street just as a bus is driving by at full speed, killing them instantly.

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06-05-2017 , 06:47 AM

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LuckyLuke01

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Several people asked me to do a thread I thought about making a few years ago under a different screenname. I'll type it up over time, it's just to kill time really. You'll love it. if you have any questions feel free to ask anything.

Its just stuff from my life, this thread was pre-vouched for by a couple people on here.

General stuff:
7 years covert hand-to-hand operations in iraq
6 years super black ops in pakistan as interagency triple agent getting paid sick cash i would literally tip $20 for just a coffee
2 PhD's: nutrition and art history
147 jobs
took over the #1 escort agency in switzerland using machineguns
put a drug dealer out of business
lots and lots of other stuff that will entertain you if you're not a dumb idiot who hates awesome stories

AND YOU WANT TO BE MY PRESIDENT?!

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06-05-2017 , 07:37 PM

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LonelyBox

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AND YOU WANT TO BE MY PRESIDENT?!

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06-08-2017 , 11:57 AM

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AlwaysFolding

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SA would you tell us about the covert ops in Afchinastan you went on with LB?

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06-08-2017 , 03:31 PM

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LB wasn't there because he's a coward who dodged the draft like donald trump, but he's ok because thanked me for my service when i got back and you all should thank me too because if it wasn't for my heroism there's a good chance many of those kids would have grown up to join ISIS

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06-08-2017 , 05:48 PM

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all knife attacks. i specialized in knife war during my undergrad playing call of duty on xbox online, and i was so good the army recruited me right out of college

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06-08-2017 , 05:50 PM

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technically, back then they hired me to stab kids in afghanistan to prevent them from joining the taliban, but now ISIS is the bad guys so i just say ISIS because i mean it's basically the same thing

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06-08-2017 , 05:53 PM

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my overall point that i'm making is that i'm a hero, and LonelyBox had nothing to do with it. he wasn't even there

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06-08-2017 , 06:23 PM

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LonelyBox

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I didn't dodged anything, let's just say I got distracted by two Korean goddess and I missed your departure. That's probably why you think I wasn't there. But I was there SA, I was up there in the sky. I'm a pilot, I'm a mother ****** war hero SA. Don't you dare compare me to Donald Trump, traitor to our nation.

Anyways thank you for your support, if it wasn't for your top secret tactical operation you came up with, USA#1 woulda be a Muslim country by now. America will be forever grateful to you SA.

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06-08-2017 , 06:27 PM

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wow america is so great they were able to keep 2 top secret military tough guys totally secret from each other while they're both killing the enemy by the hundreds.

ships in the night

america

killing the enemy

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06-08-2017 , 06:32 PM

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America will be forever grateful to you SA.

i know.

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06-12-2017 , 07:31 AM

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Mr.mmmKay

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Good job

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06-12-2017 , 08:00 AM

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zikzak

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06-17-2017 , 08:20 PM

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one of my top skills is delicious oatmeal preparation and what i do is i take an ok amount of 1 minute quaker oats, mix in some 0.5% milk to the right consistency, microwave it for 2 minutes and stop when it's all bubbling over THAT'S when you know it's best. stir it up a little and eat as soon as possible without burning yourself

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06-23-2017 , 10:22 PM

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the bananas are all clones

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