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Old 01-25-2013, 11:21 PM   #201
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You can't be making up rules like that!
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:27 PM   #202
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obv you cant just pretend your enemy is a hot chick. jeez
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:08 AM   #203
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At least daisy didnt make it about a 90 y/o gorilla raping my dad till his tail fell off...

The answer is a coin toss.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:17 AM   #204
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Re: The question of the day thread

I haven't really got anyone I really hate, or have someone that I could deeply hurt. I choose bastard.

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Old 01-26-2013, 06:42 AM   #205
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My answer is JustJ
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:00 AM   #206
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My answer is JustJ
I knew you'd realize this one day.
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Old 01-27-2013, 02:06 AM   #207
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I was told that people who suffer the most while dying enjoy better afterlife so I choose burned alive.
I want to give money to your preacher so bad.
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:35 AM   #208
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Re: The question of the day thread

New question of the day:

If a hippopotamus and rhinoceros had a fight, who would win?
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Old 01-27-2013, 05:50 AM   #209
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Re: The question of the day thread

Depends, on land: Rhino. If in the water, hippos have an advantage.
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:10 AM   #210
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Re: The question of the day thread

Head on the hippo doesn't stand a chance. If the hippo can clamp those huge jaws into the rhino's side it might have a chance.
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:16 AM   #211
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There are no winners in war


I'm going hippo
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:02 AM   #212
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can we have sex with the hippo before the fight? Not because we want to sex the hippo, but because it's about to die, and everyone deserves a last wish.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:39 AM   #213
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what about wearing one of tube things that attaches to your penis?
I never leave home without it
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:14 PM   #214
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Re: The question of the day thread

hippo on land or water ainec. Small % of the time rhino gets lucky first charge
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:22 PM   #215
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Level playing field. The fight is on land, both are comfortable on land.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:26 PM   #216
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Re: The question of the day thread

http://www.wildanimalfightclub.com/l...vs-White-Rhino

I would have voted hippo on land or water but this website says that at least the White Rhino could and would kill a hippo on land.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:38 PM   #217
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Hippoe vs Rhino. Easiest way to solve this ---------->

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Old 01-28-2013, 05:20 AM   #218
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD:

Become a:
Sex Guru for 1/10th the National Average Salary
Sewage Eater for 10x the National Average Salary
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:34 AM   #219
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New question of the day:

Would you rather go down on Magic Johnson now or go down on Wilt Chamberlin right after it was found out that he had been with 1000's of women( and pretend that he hasn't showered in like 6 months)?
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:35 AM   #220
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Re: The question of the day thread

There's already a QOTD...
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:40 AM   #221
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There's already a QOTD...
I just ignored it because I thought it meant quote of the the day.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:41 AM   #222
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Seems legit
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:44 AM   #223
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Don't mind me, I'll just rip my toe hair out with my teeth.

Also, I wouldn't be a sewage eater, you'll die. So, sex for pay it is
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:46 AM   #224
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Re: The question of the day thread

New new question of the day:
What's the deal with all the ghey questions(nothing wrong with that tho, just curious)?
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:47 AM   #225
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This is a ghey forum, right?...
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