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Old 01-21-2013, 08:44 PM   #126
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its all straight man
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:37 PM   #127
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Re: The question of the day thread

What kind of job are we talking about? If it's fluffer, I obv will not want to take 124 days of vacation, unless I am allowed to freelance in that period.
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:37 PM   #128
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Re: The question of the day thread

ya like if my job is raping gorillas for a living idk thats not something you can just do 9-5 my man that takes DEDICATION. what im supposed to go back to raping gorillas effectively and efficiently after not have raped a gorilla in 124 straight (no pun intended) days

as IF !
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:50 PM   #129
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Re: The question of the day thread

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4L is an accepting place. You don't need to hind behind false machismo here.

How old were you when you first started hanging out in bus station bathrooms?
I'm not sure. When did we meet again??
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Old 01-22-2013, 02:32 AM   #130
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Re: The question of the day thread

This is quite a tough choice, but as people say, it depends on the job. If I was a lighthouse worker, having 124 days off may not be the best idea!
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:35 AM   #131
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Re: The question of the day thread

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you can either

a: work every year 9-5 monday to friday, every sat and sun off with 4 weeks holidays

or b: work 241 days straight starting jan 1st and have 124(?) days off?
Completely dependant on job.

However, ain't nobody got time for 241 straight days of working.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:30 AM   #132
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Re: The question of the day thread

I would take B.

I can work straight through no probs and weekends just don't do it for me. 124 days off!! Hell yes.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:32 AM   #133
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Re: The question of the day thread

B. Work the first 241 days of the year and them enjoy the rest of the year off.

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Old 01-22-2013, 05:40 AM   #134
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your job is whatever job you have, if unemployed then your job is accountant. and no free lancing its a vacation ffs
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:44 AM   #135
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ya like if my job is raping gorillas for a living idk thats not something you can just do 9-5 my man that takes DEDICATION. what im supposed to go back to raping gorillas effectively and efficiently after not have raped a gorilla in 124 straight (no pun intended) days

as IF !
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:46 AM   #136
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm at a desk so no dramas for me. Just keep tapping that pen and spend every day counting down the days till I get 124 of them off.

Totally worth it.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:50 AM   #137
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yeah i think id go with b myself
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:39 AM   #138
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What kind of job are we talking about?.
Running hot oats.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:06 AM   #139
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Re: The question of the day thread

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you can either

a: work every year 9-5 monday to friday, every sat and sun off with 4 weeks holidays

or b: work 241 days straight starting jan 1st and have 124(?) days off?
Hmmm, b sounds like some kind of teacher. No thanks. I remember what kind of student I was.

I take A. It's pretty close to what I do now anyway.
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:14 PM   #140
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Old 01-22-2013, 02:31 PM   #141
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Love this thread.

I go for A
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:50 PM   #142
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Re: The question of the day thread

I've got one:

You can either...

A) French kiss your father while giving him a hand job until he "completes"

or

B) Have the hand of your choice cut off. Your hand, ldo. don't be cute.
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:07 PM   #143
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I've got one:

You can either...

A) French kiss your father while giving him a hand job until he "completes"

or

B) Have the hand of your choice cut off. Your hand, ldo. don't be cute.
Just call me Hook.
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:36 PM   #144
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2 easy...it's a holiday tradition.
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:20 AM   #145
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Re: The question of the day thread

Easy hand cutoff, so long lefty!
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:58 AM   #146
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Re: The question of the day thread

AFAIK Dominics Question is illegitimate.

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Yesterday, 11:50 PM
Therefore I call bagsies.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Would you rather:

a. Have your intimate area (peen/vag) squeezed by your 90yr old boss every time you/he enters the room.
b. Have to squeeze your 90yr old boss's intimate area (peen) every time you/he enters the room.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:24 AM   #147
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Re: The question of the day thread

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I've got one:

You can either...

A) French kiss your father while giving him a hand job until he "completes"

or

B) Have the hand of your choice cut off. Your hand, ldo. don't be cute.
Goodbye, left hand...

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AFAIK Dominics Question is illegitimate.



Therefore I call bagsies.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Would you rather:

a. Have your intimate area (peen/vag) squeezed by your 90yr old boss every time you/he enters the room.
b. Have to squeeze your 90yr old boss's intimate area (peen) every time you/he enters the room.

What's with all the ygos questions this week? Can't we have a simple set of questions? Like : Who would you rather kill, a noisy neighbor or the first girl who broke your heart as a young boy?
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:25 AM   #148
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What's with all the ygos questions this week? Can't we have a simple set of questions? Like : Who would you rather kill, a noisy neighbor or the first girl who broke your heart as a young boy?
you have to be the fpotd to ask that afaik.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:41 AM   #149
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you have to be the fpotd to ask that afaik.
I'm sure it's midnight somewhere in this world
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:43 AM   #150
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I'm sure it's midnight somewhere in this world
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Only the first question asked that day (based on GMT) can be answered.
doesn't matter; had sex
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