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Old 01-20-2013, 08:35 AM   #76
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Re: The question of the day thread

BTW, Hap--great thread idea. Slow clap.
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:01 AM   #77
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Re: The question of the day thread

Kind of comes down to whether you want to be mauled to death or beaten to death because both the grizzly and the adults are going to retaliate.
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:04 AM   #78
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Why would you go to prison for raping a gorilla? Seems more likely you'd go to the hospital...
Not saying you went to prison for raping the gorilla. Just saying if you ever went to prison for anything after raping the gorilla, none of the other inmates would want to mess with you because you had to be one sick and twisted badass to rape a gorilla.
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Old 01-20-2013, 02:07 PM   #79
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It wasn't a romantic get together, you would have ****ing RAPED the gorilla. The last thing he'd want is a relationship!
O C I assumed with all the talk of rape that we would require everyone to suffer OT consequences, ie if you get caught raping someone you must marry them
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Old 01-20-2013, 02:09 PM   #80
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Re: The question of the day thread

Hap,

Regarding your new question, since you did not specify the age of the grizzly, I would choose to punch a newborn grizzly bear and run away. Decent chance I still get mauled, but I'll probably get away.
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:07 PM   #81
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Re: The question of the day thread

That's true, but for the sake of argument let's all imagine it's a fully grown, healthy (not near dying) grizzly!
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:42 PM   #82
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Re: The question of the day thread

CLARIFYING QUESTION:

is the gorilla rape legitimate or not ?
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Old 01-20-2013, 05:45 PM   #83
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no do not do it,gorilla rapes are responsible for AIDS/HIV bro
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Old 01-20-2013, 07:05 PM   #84
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New question of the day:

Would you rather punch a live grizzly bear and deal with the consequences or punch a child in front of 20 adults and have to deal with the consequences?

Note: The is a full-on punch, not anything gentle, and the child is not ginger, which means you can't justify punching it.

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Old 01-20-2013, 08:03 PM   #85
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New question:
Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:14 PM   #86
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Re: The question of the day thread

YGOS?
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Old 01-20-2013, 09:13 PM   #87
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Re: The question of the day thread

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New question:
Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?
wtf?

I would pick having no sex over "with a man as many times as you want". Once would be a bonus.
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Old 01-20-2013, 11:54 PM   #88
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wtf?

I would pick having no sex over "with a man as many times as you want". Once would be a bonus.
4L is an accepting place. You don't need to hind behind false machismo here.

How old were you when you first started hanging out in bus station bathrooms?
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:05 AM   #89
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New question:
Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?
perplexing thought.

i do like sex...
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:06 AM   #90
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Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?
Is he really good at giving blowies?
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:29 AM   #91
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Re: The question of the day thread

Do Post-Op transsexuals count as men or women?
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:34 AM   #92
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Re: The question of the day thread

need clarification...

sex with the woman until? i.e. i could keep her in bed for a lifetime and just make it one tremendous love making session (as in never leave the bed, handcuff her there so she can't leave etc)

is the guy effeminate in any way?
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:37 AM   #93
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:40 AM   #94
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Re: The question of the day thread

If old-school monks can go celibate I reckon I could. If not, I'd have secks with the woman and then suicide ldo
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:57 AM   #95
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Is he really good at giving blowies?
Average, not superior.

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need clarification...

sex with the woman until? i.e. i could keep her in bed for a lifetime and just make it one tremendous love making session (as in never leave the bed, handcuff her there so she can't leave etc)
Average lasting one time event, finished when the white stuff comes out.

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is the guy effeminate in any way?
No, he is fully grown, as much as possible male like adult.
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:02 AM   #96
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No, he is fully grown, as much as possible male like adult.
**** you biceps... **** you!

i'll take the 1-time woman
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:22 AM   #97
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Average lasting one time event, finished when the white stuff comes out.
What if I keep stopping before the white stuff comes out?
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:56 AM   #98
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What if I keep stopping before the white stuff comes out?
Not coming eventually would be dumb in this case.

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Old 01-21-2013, 07:47 AM   #99
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Re: The question of the day thread

I was saving my one time for the poker table, but I'll use it here.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:17 AM   #100
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Re: The question of the day thread

OMGz the question is still open? ZOMG

Question of the day:

Would you rather live in a retirement home or live in a mental institution where everyone is hot?

Clarification: In the retirement home, everyone is retirement age or older. You are not allowed to order take-out!
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