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Old 01-18-2013, 11:43 AM   #51
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Re: The question of the day thread

Cliffs on MutantK12?
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Old 01-18-2013, 12:18 PM   #52
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Cliffs on MutantK12?
Seemed like a nice guy but had a really ugly avatar. Last posted on 1/12 and I'm guessing threatened to off himself.
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Old 01-18-2013, 12:22 PM   #53
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Old 01-18-2013, 01:47 PM   #54
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Re: The question of the day thread

I am pretty sure "suicide" on 2+2 means you "get a life."
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Old 01-18-2013, 04:52 PM   #55
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Re: The question of the day thread

Why wasn't death by suffociation using mammary glands a choice yesterday?
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:06 PM   #56
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Re: The question of the day thread

New question of the day:

Would you rather rape a male gorilla and have everyone know about it or be raped by a male gorilla and only your family know about it?
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:35 PM   #57
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gorillas only last like 10 seconds anyway
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:49 PM   #58
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gorillas only last like 10 seconds anyway
So do I, so I pick rape a gorilla. I'll just say I thought it was my ex girlfriend
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:01 PM   #59
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New question of the day:

Would you rather rape a male gorilla and have everyone know about it or be raped by a male gorilla and only your family know about it?
If you rape a male gorilla and go to prison later, I don't imagine anyone would screw with you.
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:07 PM   #60
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How big is the gorilla?

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Old 01-18-2013, 11:51 PM   #61
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Re: The question of the day thread

Will the gorilla take me to dinner first, maybe a movie before he rapes me? Are condoms in use or strictly bareback?
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:38 AM   #62
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If you rape a male gorilla and go to prison later, I don't imagine anyone would screw with you.
Why would you go to prison for raping a gorilla? Seems more likely you'd go to the hospital...

Clarifying question for HAP. Is this a successful violation? Like, if all we're choosing is to ATTEMPT to rape a gorilla, eff that. Gorilla's fight back!
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:46 AM   #63
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It wasn't rape!

Did you see how that ape was dressed? He was asking for it!

I guess everyone knows, now.
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:55 AM   #64
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Why would you go to prison for raping a gorilla? Seems more likely you'd go to the hospital...

Clarifying question for HAP. Is this a successful violation? Like, if all we're choosing is to ATTEMPT to rape a gorilla, eff that. Gorilla's fight back!
CLARIFICATION: You successfully rape the gorilla.

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Old 01-19-2013, 09:58 AM   #65
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If you shout Suprise!!! first, does it still count?
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:07 AM   #66
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Looking back on some sex safaris, I'd say they the gorilla was pretty easy. He seemed to like it at the end. Maybe I just hooked up with a gay gorilla. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now, forcing yourself on a great white shark, or a komodo dragon...that takes more than a couple jokes and a half-dozen shots of Jaeger. They don't call them cold blooded for nothing.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:30 AM   #67
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CLARIFICATION: You successfully rape the gorilla.
Do I have to marry the gorilla afterwards?
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:31 PM   #68
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It wasn't a romantic get together, you would have ****ing RAPED the gorilla. The last thing he'd want is a relationship!
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:55 PM   #69
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If you could rape a gorilla, you'd be the biggest bad ass of all time.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:12 PM   #70
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If you could rape a gorilla, you'd be the biggest bad ass of all time.
7 fifth graders and a second grader could do it.
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Old 01-20-2013, 05:46 AM   #71
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Re: The question of the day thread

New question of the day:

Would you rather punch a live grizzly bear and deal with the consequences or punch a child in front of 20 adults and have to deal with the consequences?

Note: The is a full-on punch, not anything gentle, and the child is not ginger, which means you can't justify punching it.
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:51 AM   #72
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Punching a child AINEC
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:11 AM   #73
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Punch the grizzly
Throw the child to the bear
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Profit


EZ game

Next question.
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:23 AM   #74
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Re: The question of the day thread

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New question of the day:

Would you rather punch a live grizzly bear and deal with the consequences or punch a child in front of 20 adults and have to deal with the consequences?

Note: The is a full-on punch, not anything gentle, and the child is not ginger, which means you can't justify punching it.
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:33 AM   #75
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Re: The question of the day thread

As a parent of 2: Punching the kid, every time. Other parents would completely understand; may even applaud.
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