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QOTD: Does/did your most recent female companion own a vibrator/dildo?

Yes. More than one. I thought all women did.

Story: I went to a girl's night recently and it turns out I am the only one who doesnt...yet.

Subquestions:
-Did she name it? No

-What?

-Was it bigger than what you're rocking? Some are. Some are not. She's also got one of them massagers from brookstone.

- if yes, does that hurt your feels? No. Feelings/ego remain intact.

-pics? Sorry, no pics.

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07-25-2017 , 05:30 PM

#6552

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

one word: hitachi

and this may blow your mind but a woman can use a vibrator with a guy there too. it's like a 3-way with a robot

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07-25-2017 , 07:12 PM

#6553

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

It doesn't imply that because you've directly stated that you think fingers are more effective.

That statement directly implies that you've pleasured yourself more than anything else has due to your ability to self-induce the release.

BAM

Hmm, I have never not regularly masturbated regardless of sex.

Not sure if that fact argues slutty, not slutty, or neither..but it's fact.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

But no one is that slutty if they don't involve sex toys in the bedroom.

My arch-nemesis has a weakness.

Handcuffs, belts, and whips...tho

THE BATTLE CONTINUES

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

one word: hitachi

and this may blow your mind but a woman can use a vibrator with a guy there too. it's like a 3-way with a robot

I'm saving myself for Johnny5.

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07-25-2017 , 07:15 PM

#6554

Kristy

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Also, wb Quiet American. You were missed around here the last few days.

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07-25-2017 , 07:42 PM

#6555

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I don't believe you have experience in those areas either.

Requesting a trial session

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07-25-2017 , 07:53 PM

#6556

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Prude label seems more marketable for woman, tbh. Request denied.

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07-25-2017 , 08:10 PM

#6557

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I don't believe you have experience in those areas either.

Requesting a trial session

I have some experience as well.

Want a trial?

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07-25-2017 , 09:23 PM

#6558

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

^lol'd

Last edited by Kristy; 07-25-2017 at 09:24 PM. Reason: Please send video.

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07-25-2017 , 09:55 PM

#6559

QuietAmerican

banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 450

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

one word: hitachi

and this may blow your mind but a woman can use a vibrator with a guy there too. it's like a 3-way with a robot

Mind is blown.

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07-25-2017 , 10:01 PM

#6560

zikzak

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,198

Are we still talking about Kristy's hooha?

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07-25-2017 , 10:19 PM

#6561

Kristy

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I didn't think we were ever talking about it, so much as the things I'm apparently supposed to be shoving in or near it.

Why, do you have questions?

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07-25-2017 , 10:22 PM

#6562

zikzak

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Maybe. I'm not sure. Other than being gadget-free, is it notably different than other hoohas?

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07-25-2017 , 10:38 PM

#6563

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

It's a neatly tucked away one.
Omgomgomg taught me recently that was weird, but I'm pretty cool with it.

So, your junk..paint me a word picture?

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07-25-2017 , 10:39 PM

#6564

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

horse penis.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 07-25-2017 at 10:39 PM. Reason: but a lot smaller.

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07-25-2017 , 10:42 PM

#6565

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

would you rather live in an apartment that shares a communal toilet and shower with an entire floor of an apartment building, or live in a bathroom?

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07-25-2017 , 10:45 PM

#6566

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Are we presuming we live alone or taking anyone who lives with us along?

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07-25-2017 , 10:47 PM

#6567

mendicant loafer

adept

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 889

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

would you rather live in an apartment that shares a communal toilet and shower with an entire floor of an apartment building, or live in a bathroom?

i'll take 'living in a loft' for $600', esa

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07-25-2017 , 10:48 PM

#6568

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i imagine it'd be impossible to live in a bathroom with even one roommate, i wouldn't even bring visitors. so let's say you're living alone in a bathroom or however you like in the flophouse

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07-25-2017 , 10:49 PM

#6569

Kristy

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I'll take the private bathroom then.

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07-25-2017 , 11:02 PM

#6570

QuietAmerican

banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 450

Private bathroom FTW. Can sleep in the tub.

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07-25-2017 , 11:03 PM

#6571

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I didn't think we were ever talking about it, so much as the things I'm apparently supposed to be shoving in or near it.

Why, do you have questions?

pics?

Last edited by jmitchell42; 07-25-2017 at 11:03 PM. Reason: count's as a question, right? :p

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07-25-2017 , 11:04 PM

#6572

zikzak

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07-25-2017 , 11:25 PM

#6573

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by zikzak

Maybe. I'm not sure. Other than being gadget-free, is it notably different than other hoohas?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

It's a neatly tucked away one.
Omgomgomg taught me recently that was weird, but I'm pretty cool with it.

So, your junk..paint me a word picture?

Quote:

Originally Posted by zikzak

Spoiler:

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07-26-2017 , 12:05 AM

#6574

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,198

I am alarmed that people are talking about me in OMG.

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07-26-2017 , 08:39 AM

#6575

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

That is the right reaction.

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