nevermind

3rd QOTD!

what just happened?

rock beats paper
quote beats ninja edit

Third time's the charm

Exactly. On top of that, you did it in less than 2 seconds, so go -chopper- imo.

Obviously raped as a child is awesome when you consider the rest of your life!

yay another thread about making -chopper- into -chopper-

QOTD #1

What kind of plug?

This kind


or this one



I'm probably eating the spider anyway. No telling where those plugs have been.

QOTD #2

White Muslim

Easier to hide my religious identity in a racist area than my ethnicity or race. Plus I only have to be a good Muslim in public, no drinking, no gambling, etc. Once home or in the homes of people that don't care I can do what I want.

QOTD #3

I've forgotten the question.

QOTD #3

I'm going with getting raped as a young boy and hoping my BBV4L loophole kicks in and it can be a hot teacher. Why are all these boys getting teacher-action in school these days? We didn't have this when I was growing up.

It probably happened a ton, but with the internet and everything, you hear about it more often. Also 24 hour news networks have nothing better to do than find this stuff.

Maybe it will be the hot teacher with the big rack. But then we'll never know cos no-one apart from that OP knows what the **** she looks like.

Good one.

QOTD:

all the time yes
or
all the time no

Just make him a mod FFS, it got to him badly. hes starting to suck and he was cool before the campaign.

Never go full yes/no

I honestly have no answer. Both sound as unbearable as the other.

NEW QOTD: 28/02/2013

Scenario: You bump into the girl of your dreams, the one who you have been dreaming of boinking since your first ever boner. For some reason, she doesn't talk to you but hands you a note that says "Let's go to my room and f**K" which you obviously accept.

You get naked, she gets naked and just before everything starts, she hands you another note... "I went to the dentist today and he nailed my mouth shut after an operation, so no chance of a BJ. I also am on my period and have a bad case of diarrhea. I also have no condoms.."

You only have 3 choices.

A) Insert peen into blood-infested, smelly vag
B) Insert peen into a butt full of fecal matter
C ) Eat a cookie

This is the girl of your dreams and its a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What do you do?

a... if in doubt, always choose a.

plus quick clean/disinfectant afterwards with perform a wonderful fixer upper

I did have sex with girl on period on multiple occasions and that **** smells so ****ing disgusting I' d have to go with diarrhea buttsecks. Must smell better imo and you push the **** back inside anyway. Cookies not an option ldo.

can i still have the cookie afterwards? seems a waste of a perfectly good cookie

Can I **** her sister instead?

How big's the cookie?