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02-05-2013 , 05:19 AM

#376

Albino Lord

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I've flossed with sandpaper that was used as toliet paper. Got a great shine to my teeth after that.

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02-05-2013 , 05:19 AM

#377

MrChuckles

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butt and sandpaper imo

piano wire is very sharp, but you can wipe your but with the backside of the sandpaper and save yourself from years of anguish :P

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02-05-2013 , 05:21 AM

#378

Albino Lord

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Maternal AND paternal, plus step family grannies...let's get this party started!

Only for a week? I need some vitamins, lube, disposable razors, a douche kit with a couple of non-standard attachments, a few sheets of poly, panty hose, a good bit of rope, and extra batteries.

This is the heart of a "The Aristocrats" joke for you. I'd post one here, but BANHAMMER would fall hard.

"The Aristocrats" is worthy of a Google search.

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02-05-2013 , 05:22 AM

#379

Hap Hapablap

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Let's pretend the sandpaper is double sided.

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02-05-2013 , 05:31 AM

#380

Albino Lord

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are hemorroids involved, that may change a few minds.

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02-05-2013 , 05:36 AM

#381

LeonardoDicaprio

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I mean... Yeah if you have them.

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02-05-2013 , 08:12 AM

#382

MrChuckles

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regardless i still think flossing with piano wire may be more painful... also in the long run extremely damaging

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02-05-2013 , 10:32 AM

#383

SouthernPott

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Has to be sandpaper. I can just blot the heavy duty stuff without scraping off a layer of skin. The rest can come off in the shower.

I hate flossing with whatever they make floss with now. I'm certainly not going to like it any better with wire.

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02-05-2013 , 02:08 PM

#384

JustJ46671

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life's too short for...

i'm going with:

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02-06-2013 , 10:29 AM

#385

SouthernPott

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,307

February 6, 2013 QOTD:

Spoiler:

Would you like to go back in time to the mid 1960s, living without smartphones, cable/satellite television, internet, etc. (basically all the
great technologies we take for granted now) and be worth millions of dollars?
(You won't be able to take back any modern knowledge either, if it wasn't known in the mid 1960s, it won't be in your brain.)

or

Would you like to stay in the present with all of the modern technologies but never earn more than a minimal income in whatever country you reside?

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02-06-2013 , 10:31 AM

#386

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

^^^This one^^^

easy answer tho, as olden times > modern times
also, more money > less money

win win, chicken din

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02-06-2013 , 10:50 AM

#387

Hap Hapablap

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I'd rather be back in the 1960s and loaded.

That way I'd be old now and all my kids and grandkids would be doting on me cos they'd want my inheritance money when I die, but I'd make sure they got none of it.

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02-06-2013 , 11:01 AM

#388

vvtli18

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,121

Summer of 1969 > Summer of 2012

I wasn't born yet in the old days but compared to last summer, even getting stabbed would have been great.. Pls send me bake in time, rich and in front of the Ford Mustang dealership!

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02-06-2013 , 11:09 AM

#389

SouthernPott

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Originally Posted by vvtli18

1969 does not count as the mid 1960s according to the judges. Please choose from 1963 to 1967. That being said, you will have enough money
to own a Ford dealership and you could go visit Carroll Shelby for one of his Mustangs or his A.C. Cobra.

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02-06-2013 , 11:24 AM

#390

JustJ46671

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when i was a millionaire in the 60's, life was pretty sweet.

besides the conveniences you mentioned, some inconveniences were also not invented:

you could smoke at your desk and on airplanes
AIDS did not exist
cupholders were not standard in cars, but neither were seatbelts, so it was easy to hold the beer between your legs while you drove
the general population was just better folks, better drivers, and had better drugs
you could drive to school with every gun you owned in your car, and NOT go to prison
carbon footprints were not a thing

def the 60s option

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02-06-2013 , 11:35 AM

#391

Hap Hapablap

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People also didn't say YOLO or swag and the generation of kids weren't complete ****ing tools.

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02-06-2013 , 12:31 PM

#392

vvtli18

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

Ah ok, I choose 1965 and would play Mr Shelby HU for rolls lol

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

People also didn't say YOLO or swag and the generation of kids weren't complete ****ing tools.

And even better.. OOT didn't exist!

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02-06-2013 , 12:38 PM

#393

biceps

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Originally Posted by vvtli18

And even better.. OOT didn't exist!

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02-06-2013 , 01:23 PM

#394

Albino Lord

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60's rich man, easy. As much as I live for my tech: money, money, money. Wins nearly every time.

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02-07-2013 , 04:42 AM

#395

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

QOTD 7th Feb 2013:

Choose one of the following:
Anything you touch with your hands...

turns to gold
falls in love with you

Caveat1: Doesn't matter if you are wearing gloves.
Caveat2: Animals can still fall in love with you, just as they can turn to gold.
Caveat3: Just because someone falls in love with you, does not mean they would give you all their gold, not rob a bank or other.

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02-07-2013 , 05:21 AM

#396

Hap Hapablap

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Does this include touching yourself?

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02-07-2013 , 05:26 AM

#397

biceps

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This is a tough one since emotions are gay and turning everything into gold is way too impractical.
Well **** you chopper, thats what I am going to say...

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02-07-2013 , 05:33 AM

#398

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

The one time I come up with a not-ghey question, and look at the response I'm getting(!)

Hap - no it does not. (no gold peen for you)

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02-07-2013 , 05:44 AM

#399

Hap Hapablap

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Can I touch things with my peen? Is it just hands that create gold/love?

Gold pros:

Rich like a boss
Can turn people you hate into gold and sell them for infinite profit.

Gold cons:

The value of gold goes down
It gets annoying to wipe your ass with sheets of gold

Falling in love pros:

Bitches will love you
Everyone/thing you touch will love you

Falling in love cons:

They won't love you enough to give you all their money
EVERYONE/THING you touch will love you

I mean, you could be a jerk to everyone to make them hate you again. But how often do you get to poop on gold without being a rapper?