Oh didn't know that.... carry on then.

It's only gay if you enjoy it.

Answer the question gheyz, i mean guyz.

I answered it.

good

sex... getting paid for sex = win
eating sewage is just yucky, no matter how much for.

+1

I choose the former because the latter is so out there.

Eating pewp is yicky. Sexing for a crap wage is better imo

would i have to eat ALL of the sewage?
that seems umpossible
i'm pretty full after a couple of Krystal's

Being a sex guru doesn't guarantee you're having sex.

How are you a sex guru if you're not having sex? Reading books about sex doesn't make you a guru.

i never thought id say this but i think andz makes a good point.

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I've been giving it away for all these years, getting paid is a no brainer. Sex guru it is!!

This isn't my only income is it? Do I need to find a rich woman that will support me and not nag me for banging every woman I am able?

yeah can i be a freelance gigilo on the side?

You'll have to take a pay cut...

Can't believe I'm nabbing a constitutive QOTD:

Would you rather have:
* A 3rd leg which is longer than your existing 2 legs
* Tyrannosaurus arms?

i already have a 3rd leg that's longer than my existing 2...

So much win!

Third leg is such an obvious choice.

Is there any benefit to having Tyrannosaurus arms? I know it should be obvious but do you mean for the third leg to be an actual leg or is it a giant peen? If it is an actual leg where is it going to be attached on my body? Will I have superhuman speed with a third leg?

Not to be a nit but a QOTD should have two highly desirable positives paired with two negatives that impact whether or not the positives are really worth it.

Example:

Would you rather have the largest peen (a third leg) on record but your can only use it for sex once per year for a 24 hour period or would you like to have a really tiny peen (like Candyheels4BBC claimed to have) and you can bang all the women you are able 24/7/365? If you choose the small peen you will also suffer the humiliation of being laughed at for having a small peen by each of the women with whom you have sex.

as stated in question, it is a leg. not a peen.
no extra speed, or it would have stated, it is just an additional leg.
great idea. simply be the first to post in this thread after 00:00GMT on any given day and the QOTD is yours!