I worry whether my dog is bored.

my bedroom looks like a bomb went off but my closet is immaculate

:rolls up sleeves:

1. I have to color code my cups and turn the handles all the same way

2. I can't sleep with my closet door open.

3. Also can't sleep with a blanket touching my legs below the knees.

4. I can't sleep without a blanket touching me from shoulder to knee.

5. I can't watch tv violence, but have no problem with irl gore. I've seen human intestines, gutted deer etc.

6. I'm afraid of fish. Butterflies creep me out. I have no issue with bees.

7. I love plants, i have tons, but am uncomfortable touching them and always wear gloves.

8. I rarely spend more than a few hours in a place without an uncontrolled portion of my brain developing a well structured exit plan in case of zombies or velociraptors.

9. I cover the camera of any device I watch porn on...just in case.

10. I can't swim in non-pools and will never set foot in the ocean.

I'll be back with more.

I have made thousands and thousands of posts in the far off-topic sub-forums of a web site about a card game.

i take two cards. then i take another two cards.

that's four cards total.

i then use two of them to make a playable hand.

I drink coffee sans cream and sugar.

I always wear black t-shirts.

I sit down to pee.

I get up at 4am to grind poker mtts.

Also I am introverted and do a lot of things by myself

I think above poster made a sorry mistake by not choosing Colin_Poodle OR puddle. I know, I know: I'm weird as hell.

weirdos itt.

Ranch dressing makes me vomit

my dossier has been updated...

you are fricken weired. please acept this as my resignation of marriage.

I can't eat peanut butter. it makes think of the time I ate 12 sandwiches as a kid.

the **** I took as a kid is the WAOT of all ****s. never had one like it since.

11. I am turned off by poor spelling.

Are you turned on by proper spelling?

i wash my hands 499 times a day, sometimes up to 3-4 times a day showers.

**** you fiddle i didnt want to share this

11.1: you should be used to it by now

Might explain why you are fat

If my mom made me 12 sandwiches a day I probably would stay at home when I was an old as well.

i have 3 hampers, one for whites, one for colors and one for dry cleaning.

When i put my dirty clothes in the hampers i separate accordingly.

When i wash my clothes i throw the whites and the colors in the same load.

when i eat eggo waffles I stack all three up and cut little slices out of them until i get half way through, then i seperate the three halves and eat one by one

I keep my eyes open while kissing

i hate dirty dishes so much that if i hang out at a friends apartment/home and there are dirty dishes after about an hour i will just wash all of them by hand.

Side note, i thoroughly wash all dishes before i put them in the dishwasher