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Originally Posted by Dankenstein
Hide some sort of live scrappy animal like a Badger under the covers of your bed. That way when they come in to clean the room BOOM Badger pops out ready to fight and they have bigger problems to deal with. Not to mention if they ask you about the tiles you can just tell them that the badger did it. If they ask how, tell them you invited the badger in to have a couple drinks he got unruly so you split and have no clue what he did in his drunken badger rage.
I was afraid that this was the same guy that wrote:
"go in one night like 15 mins before they close and wait for sushi to go (make sure she is working) and make sure the place is pretty empty except for 1-2 other patrons. hire a friend who you trust with your life to come in and rob the place at gunpoint going crazy. tell him to shoot any other patrons of the restaurant and demand all the money then have him grab the waitress you like and be like, youre next bitch. then you roar and charge him, have him shoot you in the shoulder/arm to sell it (make sure its only a flesh wound) grab the gun and pistol whip him in the face. the "gunman" should now flee the store in terror and the waitress should be impressed with your heroism. as she cries over the massacre hold and comfort her. if she mentions you've been shot put on a real serious face and say its nothing while looking really brave.
when the ambo/cops come imagine you're john mcclane when you're telling the story. if she can have the chick follow you to the hospital while you get your wounds tended to. if she ever asks if it hurts grimace and say sometimes. if she doesnt go for it you know shes a bitch since you essentially saved her life. this plan is pretty foolproof iyam."
But it isnt!
We have at least 2 independent thinkers in BBV4L!