Yep. OP never had a shot, crashed and burned, and the lied to try to save face.

Let this be a lesson for all you pussy impaired people out there. Don't sweat the pussy, let the pussy sweat you.

The story takes a turn for the lols.

"If you want to see the River, you're going to have to shove All-In."

Update, Big Slick? How was your sexy time? Was she "Tight/Aggressive"?

OP tell us more.

OP played it perfectly IMO - he got a woman who disliked him at first to make out, he took her one way with the 2nd contact and then hit her with the concealed uppercut and got the date and probably earned Kudos points. If she has a kid she'll be naturally wary anyway. A cheesy one liner would have killed it all but he showed he's a normal guy and has a touch of humility. the girl already showed she liked him by letting him touch her up.

She seems like more of a cerebral date and OP seems like a sensitive guy so WP imo

GL with the date OP

Says an ugly insecure white boy with a <6 inch dick who could only get a girl if she is:
-greater than 200 lbs
-has a dick

Whatever makes your pitiful existence more palatable is good with me, stud.

Enjoy wanking in your own faeces while crying and hosing pics of your mom.

Hey! Thats my line!
Stop stealing my line bro

All of this, wtf.

I say it will take about 4-6weeks to tap it.

my read: she was on the rag when you initially tried to solicit that snatch, and now you will receive it this friday for your patience.