Photo of blonde tranny (it will inevitably turn out she is in a relationship with) strategically placed at the end of op confirms this is a wind up.

chick has kid in photo with ring on wedding finger = stretched out vag. DO NOT WANT

why are you posting with troll-account?

Fair enough... was gonna say it should be something along the lines of "you get to buy my drinks this saturday"

but then read this
100% this

It's hard to determine what chance you have with this girl if I can't see how hot you really are. Please post pics of yourself OP.

Haha, "I'm going to let you tap this" is good, and the type of line I'm looking for, but might not be as funny if she hasn't seen/heard of "When you gonna let me tap that" before


I think this would be -EV. There would be people on here that would recognize me for sure.

I'm in pretty good shape. I think I'm probably a solid 7. With some chicks seeing me as a 6, and others seeing me as a 8

Except for this one. She apparently sees you as something in the range of a 4

[x] Child
[x] Wedding ring
[x] Grey hairs
[ ] 23 years old
[?] Level

Just tell her you're gonna hit it so hard whoever pulls you out will be named the King of England

Did she have a wedding ring on when you saw her? Get ready for some baby momma drama, hope her husband isn't a poker player.

In reply to what the favor is gonna be simply respond.


SIIYP


EZ Game

very cute OP do want

nbd.

op just has to change careers to golf instructor pro

when she put her number in your phone... you should have called it right away... then when her phone rings, tell her that now she'll have your number too. if she doesn't put her number in there or gives you a fake number, you can tell her to go **** herself and walk away.

Forcing a girl to feel defensive after creeping on her FB sounds like a solid plan.