I got no pics. Some others took some, so maybe they'll post them. I know, I fail. Also TL;DR, but people asked for the TR.



Just got back from a week in Vegas with Beauseefuss, cajunaimee, Pcallinallin, jmitchell42 et al. There are basically no pics because the people who had cameras were rarely sober enough to operate them.

On the flight into Vegas, some guys on the plane were talking about something they read on 2+2, so I started talking to them and they ****ing recognized my face which made me feel like quite the rock star.

Landed in Vegas and called Beau who was being kind enough to put me up for a week at Mandalay Bay. I wander up to the room and Beau is in there pretty damn drunk at 3:00pm. Standard. We went and hung with a Vegas friend of Beau's for a while and then I was pretty much thrown out of the back window of his Jeep as they went off to go do whatever it was that they do (buttsex I guess). So I went to meet up with JM who really surprised me by having an almost thac-ian stature. We then went over to the Bellagio to go bother chaucerchick where her backer showed us the collection of $5000 chips from different casinos that he keeps in a little bag in his pocket and told us about 500k in sports betting he'd done. So that was cool. She had to get back to playing her 30/60 game (boc ldo) so I peer pressured James into playing his first ever live poker wherein he made a cool five hundred (I had the best hand when the money went in fwiw). Went back to the room at like 5:00am. Beau is nowhere to be found. He does not answer a phone call. I went to sleep.

'Round about 9:00am, I hear the door open and I wake up to see these two random girls walk into the room and I am confused. Then Beau walks in and I'm still confused, but Beau seems to have it under control so I say hello and go right back to sleep because I was sleepy. (The more I think about it, the less surprising it is that I don't get laid all that often.) I woke up a couple hours later and find Beau asleep in the other bed, Girl 1 ****ing around on Beau's computer, and Girl 2 in the bathroom doing God-knows-what. The TV is tuned to "Family Feud" which is apparently now hosted by Mr. Peterman from Seinfeld and seems an appropriate backdrop. Girl 1 starts talking to me and I begin to realize that she is insane to an almost Pogue-ish level so I decide to get dressed and leave while I still have two functioning kidneys. I say a little prayer for Beau and hightail it out of there.

When I meet back up with Beau a few hours later, he was a little miffed that I didn't take one of the hookers with me and left him stuck with both of them. Oops.

Anyway, that night was the big 2+2 get together thingy organized by our very own 4_2_it in the Hard Rock poker room. Highlights included: Phil Hellmuth wandering in for no discernible reason; Lee Jones trying to get me to play Omaha; thac the fish losing a cool two thousand at 1/2 NL/PLO; LML making a joke about his mom before I had the chance to;, everyone trying to have me be interviewed by the pokercast, though I demurred because I'm shy ldo, David Sklansky being David Sklansky right there in front of my eyes; having Mat Sklansky introduce me to Mason Malmuth, followed by Mason frowning at me like he was disappointed in my life choices as he realized who I was; me flashing the 2+2 gang sign in a pic with Mason (which I need James to post asap kthx); Dan Harrington sweating me for a couple minutes;, walking half the strip as 4_2 kept telling aimee "We're almost there" as she got progressively more pissed at how far she was having to walk in her drunken state, all while dbz was pointing out that she was handling it just fine herself and she was in heels; meeting ****ing Commodus himself irl; seeing Kiera at karaoke do the Elain Benes dance; and watching 4_2 put on a cocktail waitress phone number acquisition clinic. The event was pretty much the absolute nuts. All glory to the Lesko on that one. If you weren't there, then you fail and you should immediately begin making plans to be there next year.

At some point, cajunaimee finally showed up and then Pcallinallin drove in and we all crashed in Beau's room ldo. Highlights of the rest of the week include: Aimee asking "Where are we?" every 12 minutes; Jason Alexander responding with good humor when I yelled "The summer of George!" as he passed the bar where Beau and Aimee were drinking at the Rio; Beau and Aimee drinking more beer than I thought was humanly possible in a week; running into Bond18 at the WSOP and getting invited to a party at his BOC house that evening; *TT* accidentally giving me shaun ****ing deeb's phone number at said party; PC fulfilling a lifelong dream by smoking with Bond at same; James creating the game of elevator roulette which I ran like god at; meeting 2+2 official old guy Buzz who told me "I enjoy some of your postings"; Playing pinball at the museum with Bobo Fett, AshiXIII, and James for hours; Eurotrash, EMc, 42, and I discovering Mississippi Stud, the world's greatest table game; a holdem board at Caesar's Palace that featured the four of hearts on both the flop and the turn; wagering on whether a man or woman would answer when we called the gambling addiction hotline; getting lost in every parking garage on the strip and always ending up in a casino loading dock; using BBV4L memes irl; PC asking everyone if they knew who David Mayo is; a drunken jmitchell saying "**** it, I'm pissing right here" and then whipping it out to piss on the side of the world famous luxurious Bellagio resort hotel and casino; getting stuck in PC's car because Jimmy the locksmith broke the handle on the door; Beau never once forming a complete sentence; a drunken Aimee trying to lead us to a tranny bar which we eventually found thanks to PC asking a rather severe looking woman where it was; and Beau hanging out with a hooker named Angel looked like Martin Lawrence in that movie where he dressed in drag.

So that's about it. Gotta thank Beau for giving me a ballin' outta control place to stay completely free of charge for a solid week and being a great host. Gotta thank PC for keeping me damn entertained while Beau and Aimee were passed out drunk, which was fairly often. Gotta thank JMitch for all those chops which made my face famous enough to get recognized by random people. Gotta thank chaucerchick for the good, good lovin'. Gotta thank 42 for arranging an awesome event for like 400 people on a volunteer's salary and for making sure Aimee didn't step in traffic too much. Gotta thank Aimee for scheduling the trip to the tranny bar for after I left.


Cliffs Notes: Beau bought me a hooker but didn't actually tell me that he had bought me a hooker and then I played some pinball.

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Dindt raed

beat: you're a virgin

So did he bang them both at once

Excessive Seinfeld references ITT

still waiting on jmitch for pics imo

EDIT: nham for vegas '12!!!

well played.


great TR

Awesome.

You'd have to ask him. I couldn't squeeze consecutive complete sentences out of him about anything all week, so I couldn't tell you.

tldr

in Mayo's thread! Hi Mayo. I missed you. I'm glad you had fun.

You should have banged the sl00t.

Also Mayo, imo, as soon as you realized she was insane on the same levels of pogue you should have realized she was a hooker and since she'd come back with beau she was just hanging out she was obvi paid for for the whole night.

Rule of thumb: If she's anywhere near as insane as pogue you can buy the sexytime with her.

'SUMMER OF GEORGE'

the hookers prefer the name "Chippendales"

it actually may have not been completely worthless to read. way to remain a virgin david.

someone post pics...

Also lol @ thac the fish losing a cool two thousand at 1/2 NL/PLO, rojosox said he was sitting with $2600 at the 2+2 1/2 NL, with a $300 max buy in.

see you there!

If I ever get the chance I will buy Mayo a hooker too.

epic. Nice write up, sounds like you had a great time.

Beau comes off like a hero for sure

CONFIRMED. I was at that table imo.

did read solid tr I need better friends.

'wagering on whether a man or woman would answer when we called the gambling addiction hotline'




Quality!!!!!