This dumbass gave me his email and was going to give me his password too but I kinda blew it tbh. I wasn't going to do anything malicious, just wanted to see if people are actually that dumb and then tell him after he gave it to me how dumb he is. I'm not a phisher just thought this kid was dumb and desperate.
Stranger: 16 m looking for f to cam with
You: sweet
You: im soooooooo lonely and horny O......MMMM........G
Stranger: m/f?
You: i mean my bf just left me and I'm so lonely seriously
You: obv female silly
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: msn?
You: hey guess what
Stranger: what
You: i just put on my wizard hat and robe and casted level 28 fanaticism on you and me so we can have crazy web chat time. Then chain lighting to spice things up. How does that sound?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: ahah
You: don't you like role playing?
Stranger: not that kind ahah
You: i'm a level 49 paladin in WoW
You: i have +2 attack of sexiness
Stranger: aha nice?
You: you tell me when I cast protection on you from all my stds
Stranger: ahahahaaha
You: I also have +4 aids and level 14 syphillis
Stranger: thats nuce
Stranger: nice*
Stranger: anyways
You: Maybe we can cyber over WoW sometime
Stranger: want to cam?
You: Well what level are you?
Stranger: 69
You: that affects my decision
You: clever
You: 69 as in the postion hahahahahahaha omg so clever
Stranger: ahhahaa
You: what kind of character is your level 69?
You: probably the dwarf huh
Stranger: paladin
You: monk dwarf
You: I'm the paladin
You: we cant have 2 paladins it'd throw the balance off completely
You: obviously we can't stack auras so that's out the window
Stranger: ah of course my bad
Stranger: so
Stranger: im a
You: wait
Stranger: wizard man
You: I need a rush through diablo 2 on hell
You: my assassin is very noob
You: but she's a bad bitch
Stranger: aha
Stranger: you wanna cam??
You: kinda like me if you know what I mean.....and by that I mean i like intercourse
Stranger: thought so
You: Well what's your email and I'll send you pics
Stranger:
xxxxxxxx_x@xxx.com
You: ohhh boy, so what kind of poses do you want?
Stranger: any and every
Stranger: aha
You: I can do the pose of getting ready to cast level 28 brute force or just level 19 fireball
You: personally I prefer the way I twirq when I cast level 23 magma bolt
Stranger: you can do all
You: well what do you want is the question?
You: should i keep the wizard hat and robe on too?
Stranger: what ever your favourite is
Stranger: no nothing on
You: ohh that's too bold maybe
You: i'd have to cast level 29 seducer and will remover
Stranger: ok do that then
You: is your constitution high enough to do that to me?
Stranger: sure is
You: what's yours at?
You: so I know if it's higher
Stranger: 850
You: damn, mines 855
Stranger: ooo
You: god level up some more
Stranger: close enough
Stranger: i will after i get some motivation
You: believe me my paladin and wizard hat are enough
Stranger: just the hat then
You: but my robe is how i derive all my power
Stranger: have the robe undone then
Stranger: ahah
You: so essentially i'd need you to cast level 58 rape spell on me
You: and getting that spell is very difficult
Stranger: ok i do that then
Stranger: well ive got it
Stranger: cause after all im lvl 69
You: well yeah but you have to be a level 75 to get that spell unfortunately
Stranger: but i work at WoW so ive got it
You: you work at WoW?
Stranger: yeah
You: hey, what's your email password so I can attach some pics for you. I tried sending but it's not working
You: i can just leave them in there since it wont send the attachment
Stranger: its not my main email so i dont care
Stranger: hang on
You: well whats teh point of that?
You: my wizard hat pic isn't good enough for your main email?
Stranger: nah just too risky
You: but you don't trust me?
Stranger: well i dont know you
You: well yeah, but I do have on my wizard hat and robe though.....i mean if you don't want pics that's fine.....
Stranger: nah dude **** it just email
Stranger: copy and paste the pics
You: it's not working
You: i'm not a dude ok lol
You: I tried to send them
Stranger: just email?
Stranger: ill send back?
You: wat?
You: i tried sending through email as attachment and wouldn't go
You: i can just save it to your drafts
Stranger: you doing through hotmail.com?
You: no, msn too
You: its really weird
You: it usually wokrs
You: *works
Stranger: hang on
You: well, if you dont wanna give the pw for the pics it's ok.
You: i don't have to give them out like candy on memorial day
You: you there?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wait up
You: for what? I'm tired and going to bed soon
I blanked out his email obviously. Sorry I ripped off some of your other guys' ideas but I figured it was funny since he's desperate.
Adding this one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 24 m hi
Stranger: i force my gf to suck gay ass juice off my ****
You: cool story bro
You: 4l?
You: or /b/?
You: can i get the front door?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet so your gonna gobble my ****?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: no u
Stranger: i love *****
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO
You: hang on i gotta go beat my children
Stranger: k
You: ok they stopped asking for food, where were we
Stranger: u got a fat ****?
You: dude i didn't mean my age when i said 24m
You: i meant 24 meters
Stranger: damn
You: i get rug burn on it
You: sometimes it gets caught in the car door
NSFW Link at end
Stranger: a horny female that will trade nude pics. btw im a lesbian
You: will you send first sweety?
Stranger: female?
You: yeah of course lol
Stranger: age?
You: 23
You: wat about you baby?
Stranger: 21
You: ohhh fresh meat
You: that's hot babe, what do you look like?
Stranger: got pics?
You: can i upload them to here?
Stranger: of course
You: how do i do it i'm new
You: but you first tho, im scared
Stranger: just send the link
You: you could just be a guy trying to trick me
Stranger: ok hold on
You: i'll know if its fake
Stranger:
http://www.myimg.de/?img=ZKMnC1e69a.jpg
You: send another so i know ur legit k
You: then i'll send
You: cause you could just google image it
Pry fake but who cares.
NSFW
Last edited by killer_kill; 06-15-2010 at 08:10 AM.