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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: so are u a football fan
You: yes
Stranger: whosya favorite team
You: the cleveland steamers
Stranger: mines is the stampedas
You: cool
You: hey do you like goat sex?
Stranger: let me ask u a questrion
You: your question is taking a long time
You: please respond
Stranger: do u think i should protest the rainbow being gay
Stranger: bc i dont think it should be gay
You: wow you're a messed up individual, **** your beliefs
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Stranger: this is weird
You: Black is a color, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's a people
You: what is it then
Stranger: it's also the race of your mom
You: then why do they call them colored people
Stranger: because i hate em
You: racist ban
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: is white a color?
You: no
You: it is the absense of color
Stranger: then why do you call them caucasian?

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Stranger: hello from ireland
You: salutations from canada
Stranger: what time is it
You: 3:51 PM
Stranger: 8:51pm
Stranger: you like football(soccer)
You: quite the time difference
You: not the biggest fan
You: but ill watch it
Stranger: damn, i am, ever here of liverpool football club
You: as long as im at a pub
You: and there are many pints coming my way
Stranger: totally agree, nothing like it
You: do you like hockey?
Stranger: god, no, we are a land of football, and hurling oh ya leprechauns
You: you ****ing racist peice of ****
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: am chuckyhacks nice meet
Stranger: harrypopper here
You: at my "unkle" house today go to later on "wal-market" to buy sleenig bag
You: you spagety?
Stranger: good
You: ate it spageti like noodel
Stranger: ya
You: am go make donk brb
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You: lol wtf

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Stranger: hello stranger
You: no, you're the stranger
You: I'm "you"
Stranger: no me
You: NO U
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You: Hello, this is President Obama. Have you been able to review my stimulus plan?
Stranger: I'm sorry mum.
Stranger: Yeah, and it sucks.
Stranger: Heard what you did to GM.
You: Gordon McKeenie?
Stranger: What gives you the right to fire the CEO eh?
You: If the company lies within America, my powers override theirs obv
Stranger: If Amercia turns socialist, you do know it won't be Amercia, right?
You: I will fire whoever i want, imo
You: I like to socialize.
Stranger: Don't become Russia,
Stranger: they couldn't even hold ground in WW2
You: I am going to give Michael Vick a $10mm contract next NFL season.
You: To play on the Antartica Anchovies
Stranger: Cool for him.
You: New expansion team funded by the USA
Stranger: I see.
You: no salary cap
Stranger: You have my full support.
You: and an excuse to send all blacks to antartica, LOLZ bye

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Stranger: elo
You: hi
Stranger: silenceee
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Stranger: nice
You: ty
Stranger: what?
You: wat
Stranger: you ar dutch?
You: not even close
Stranger: belgium
You: nou
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: deutsch
Stranger: 100%
You: wrong continent imo
Stranger: Ok i dont know
You: canadian
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i m from Kambodja
You: i bet you are
Stranger: living in jungle
You: can you fed ex me some flied lice?
Stranger: yess
You: SHIP IT IMO
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Stranger: hi
You: DO you like to Party?
Stranger: yes
You: Excellent.. The vengabus is coming...
You: And everybody's jumping
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I feel so unsatisfied..

I wonder which 4L'er I just ran into...

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You: hi
Stranger: howdy stranger
You: where r u from
Stranger: saturn
Stranger: u
You: uranus
Stranger: o snap
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wtf, everyone i connect to is a 4Ler now. we have taken over the site

lol love this site lol just started today


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Stranger: are you from readmore?
You: It puts the lotion on it's skin
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or send us feedback.

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You: What it do!
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You: ugh what
You: lol
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Seriously, how many 4Lers are using this site? I keep getting "o hai" and "wat" with regularity

there are a ton of 4chan users on this site

that's why

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You: Why Hello
Stranger: hi!
You: Hows it going?
Stranger: I´m not sure why
Stranger: Fine and you?
You: Im good
You: where are you located?
Stranger: South america
Stranger: ande you?
You: Currently Im on the Mothership
You: but that could change very soon
You: Do you have the stones?
You: We agreed upon?
Stranger: about what?
You: The stones
Stranger: which ones?
You: I have the device
You: do you have the stones?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: do you?
You: Dont you play with me
Stranger: me?
Stranger: never!
You: I have a sniper on the roof trained on your location
You: one false move and its curtains
Stranger: acctualy you don´t
You: Actually I do
Stranger: No you don´t
You: His name is Armando and he is indifferent to your situation
Stranger: don´t forget I had the stones
You: HAD?
Stranger: have
You: WHERE ARE THEY NOW
You: DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME
Stranger: well well
Stranger: what can I say, I´M A JOKER
You: Jokers Attack?
Stranger: MAYBE
You: Jelqing?
Stranger: You never know
Stranger: why so serious???
Stranger: The stones are where they should be
You: Thats it i dont have time for this.
You: Move in armando, I want you to have fun with it.
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Stranger: hi
You: sup??
You: how ya doing??
Stranger: alright thanks
Stranger: you?
You: freakin awesome!
You: yay!!
Stranger: lol
You: yayyyyy
You: !!
Stranger: gdgd
You: what are you like??
Stranger: er
Stranger: relatively normal
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tall, dark hair
You: like an angel i bet !!!
You: just beautiful!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you?
You: super awesome
You: but i have a little hand!
You: the other is ok!
You: i was born like that
Stranger: cool
You: yeah, its kinda weird tho!!!
You: but otherwise, im BEAUTIFUL!!!
Stranger: and modest lol
You: want to play a quick game?
Stranger: dependss
Stranger: what game?
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what's 4 chan?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 4L or 4chan?
Stranger: neither
You: good.
You: because I've had it with those ****s.
Stranger: hahaha me too
You: with their checkboxes and ygos? and imo iyo iyam and all that bull****
Stranger: buncha ******s
You: huge
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so dumb
You: I know
You: like, who comes here to chat to strangers as a joke?
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I wrote a poem, my conversational partner was not impressed.

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You: oh hai
You: my name is Mayo
You: I am teh gayo
You: I sit all day
You: poast away
You: and eat garlic bread that's stale
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LMAO!

keep 'em coming, guys

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Stranger: POOPAR
You: Mom? Is that you?
Stranger: nice
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Stranger: this is so
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Stranger: kinky
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You: ...huh?
Stranger: i love it when you
You: "kinky"?
Stranger: talk dirty
Stranger: yeeeeees
You: you win
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I enjoy the simple pleasures of life:

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Stranger: hi
You: NO U
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