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Stranger: mmk
You: BBV4L?
Stranger: no
You: hmm
You: interesting
Stranger: man i hate u guys
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: so soon?
Stranger: why not
You: I like to keep it mysterious
Stranger: so with me have don´t have to be mysterious...
Stranger: so ?
You: you know, to build a special kind of sexual tension
Stranger: and then to find out tha we have the same sex ?
You: just go with it
Stranger: male or female ?
Stranger: tell me
You: are you a woman too? cause I guessed you were a guy since most people here are males
Stranger: i´m a male
Stranger: location ?
You: I would like to keep that secret for now
Stranger: noooooo
Stranger: no secrets
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: be open
Stranger: relax
You: I am relaxed
You: you?
You: You want to cyber or not?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
Stranger: so go on
You: I have my hands in my panties, rubbing myself
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do it
You: do you find that funny? what are you some kind of immature kid?
Stranger: listen
Stranger: first you have to tell me how old are you
Stranger: female or male
Stranger: and your location
Stranger: that´s simple
Stranger: got me ?
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You: PEDOBEAR
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

LOL

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: hi
Stranger: :noel:
Stranger: hi
You: gallager
Stranger: bite
You: nuts
Stranger: cul
You: your
Stranger: clito
You: dicko
Stranger: chatte
You: patte
Stranger: verge
You: perge
Stranger: :hap:
You: ..ppy
Stranger: :no
You: chance you getting pussy here

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Stranger: RIGHT!
Stranger: FORM UP
You: Address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I've earned it
Stranger: NAME RANK AND SERIAL NUMBER SOLDIER!
You: Ever been in the infantry, son?
Stranger: Not infantry
You: Ever served in a forward area?
Stranger: I'm an MP
You: Ever put your life in another man's hands, and his in yours?
Stranger: Nope, But i've arrested countless people for being drunk
You: We follow orders, son. Otherwise, people die
You: are we clear?
Stranger: SIR NO SIR!
THIS SOLDIER DOES NOT FOLLOW ORDERS, SIR!
You: you snotty little bastard
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: l/g?
Stranger: german/male
Stranger: you
You: no, l/g?
Stranger: whats that
You: living/ghost
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You: hi
Stranger: Shodan imports launch!
Stranger: From the Ground up!
Stranger: Gobans in Philly? An overconfident loss
You: wat

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Stranger: Hey
You: i need dick
Stranger: I have a huge oen =)
Stranger: one*
Stranger: What a coincidence
You: good mine is stuck in my friends ass
Stranger: hahaha

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i run so bad....

You: hi
Stranger: ih
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You: hi!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Sup?
You: my penis
Stranger: Ahhh. So you have one of those. Right.
You: do you?
Stranger: I have one too, but alas, it is currently flacid.
You: try stroking it, that usually does the job for me
You: or search the internet for hardcore shemale porn, then turn up the volume and stick a finger in your bum
Stranger: Would be rather hard to hold a conversation while holding my penis.
You: that never fails me
You: only problem is that after a while i have to wash my finger or it gets a bit musty
Stranger: ITC: TMI. :)
You: what does that mean?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: male 29 here
Stranger: u?
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Stranger: Hey
You: hooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla aaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: I've got a huge ****.
You: 8============================================D?
Stranger: Bigger
You: 8================================================= ===================D?
Stranger: Thats about life size yes
Stranger: lol
You: standard
Stranger: Standard?!
You: your FACE
Stranger: I'm 9 inches easy!
You: im 9.5 biotch
Stranger: Lies.
You: and its super easy
You: lies mcflies
Stranger: Lies.
Stranger: Lies.
You: mcflies
Stranger: No mcflies!
Stranger: Just lies!
Stranger: Dammit
Stranger: where all the women at
Stranger: This site is a sausage party
You: yeah i know, tough life
Stranger: Yea =\
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You: try inserting you peen into some hole in computer
Stranger: You play the girl
You: fine
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: So baby
Stranger: What u wearing today
You: poncho and ripped jeans
Stranger: O ripped jeans huh? Easy access....
You: is my pussy at my knees?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: U fail at this game
You: or is your **** that big?
Stranger: Yeah imma snake it up the leg of ur pants
Stranger: lolol
You: i fail at life
Stranger: me too man
You: clearly.
Stranger: Wanna be BFF's?
You: clearly.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Can I be president of the BFF club?
You: clearly.
Stranger: You can be my secretary of internal matters
You: internal anus affairs?

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You: hi
Stranger: yay
Stranger: hiiiiii
You: why yay?
Stranger: cause i'm talking to a STRANGER , YAAAAAAAY
You: nifty
You: red rocket?
Stranger: excuse me ?
You: did u hear about it?
Stranger: no what is it ?
You: the loud bang heard over missouri
You: it was a red rocket
You: it went BANG
You: and people were scurred
Stranger: no I didn't , when did it happen
You: yesterday i believe
Stranger: did anyone got hurt ?
You: i was eating eggs and potatoes on the front porch when all of a sudden ..
You: red rocket
You: i hurt my neck, but im okay
Stranger: lol it sure made feel nervous
You: it only hurts when i breathe
You: thats kool because i can hold my breath a long time
Stranger: well you should breathe you know ?
You: its +EV
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I'll do some experiments after I sleep.. laters.

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You: hey
Stranger: i have dead hookers in my basement
You: are there windows down there? they need some ventilation
Stranger: why do dead hookers need ventilation?
You: your basement will start smelling bad after 6 hours
Stranger: plus, the smell...
Stranger: naw, i got those pinetree car things
Stranger: like 20 of em
You: yeah those are pointy, good for stabbing...smart thinking
You: i bet they never saw it coming
Stranger: stabbing with a pinetree car thingy...awesome
You: it's like in that movie where she uses icicles to kill people
Stranger: i prefer beating them into a pulp
You: genital warts cure medication how to fix?
You: ah **** wrong window
Stranger: hahaha, google search?
You: ya
You: ****
Stranger: ahhh, warts happen
You: i'm just looking it up for my girlfriend
Stranger: aaaaaand....that is ****ed up
You: she's a gymnast and she got them on some apparatus or something
Stranger: ...sybian...
You: gyms are dirty places
You: no she's american
Stranger: what?
Stranger: do you know what a sybian is?
You: a person from the cold ass part of russia
Stranger: no, thats syberia...go search sybian on google
You: i'm not here for a geography lesson buddy
You: anyway i'm still searching warts
Stranger: good luck with that
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You: SIIMP
Stranger: john?
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Stranger: hi there!
You: KEVROC I KNOW ITS YOU
Stranger: keep saying that to everyone, eventuelly you'll be right! :p
You: ****
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Stranger: You lost the game!
You: no, i lost the battle but won the war
Stranger: which one is this
Stranger: war i mean
You: the canadien war
Stranger: canadian....
Stranger: it's not that hard to spell correctly
You: yep, those bastards are going down like a 5 dollar hooker
Stranger: will suck for a buck
You: u know what gets me about canadiens
You: i mean really gets my goat and all
Stranger: canadiAns
Stranger: but no what does get your goat
You: these bastards think they can walk around and openly accuse you of stealing their sweater
You: ]as if thats a normal inquiry
Stranger: eh
Stranger: never gets my goat
Stranger: maybe because i know nice canadians
You: canadiens are nice and all
You: dont get me wrong
You: but taken as a whole their really up to no productive activities
You: everybody gives em a pass
Stranger: ehhh
Stranger: better than ****ing things up, I guess
You: but it is within that inactivity that destruction springs forth
You: have u ever had a bum on your couch?
Stranger: nope.
You: canadiens are the bum on your couch
You: they want free scotch and hot pockets and have a big mouth
You: and then have the nerve to accuse you of being a thief

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:heart:

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You: KEVROC I KNOW ITS YOU
Stranger: nope
Stranger: thats not me
You: YES
You: thats exactly how he would respond
Stranger: hahahahahhaah!
You: here's a test to make sure
Stranger: ok i'm ready
You: when it comes to the ladies, how fat is too fat?
Stranger: oh man i don't know hah i'm a lady!
You: eep.
Stranger: i guess when like
Stranger: i hate when fat people like
Stranger: hah
Stranger: are poor
Stranger: but they keep spending all of their money on junk food
Stranger: and they get so fat
Stranger: but if htey just ate veggies theyd save money
Stranger: or they can live off their fat
You: ok now i am 100% sure
You: you are not kevroc
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

I opened one in IE and one in Firefox and managed to chat with myself. What should I say?

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You: my brother
Stranger: shut up!!!
Stranger: you slept with my wife!
You: you're not married
You: you got divorced
Stranger: how could u do this to me?
You: after i slept with your wife
Stranger: that's cause you slept with her u ass
You: kevroc?
Stranger: I still have nightmares of your skinny butt moving
Stranger: I HAVEN"T SLEPT IN A YEAR!
You: sorry bud lets put it behind us
You: i know how much skinny butts haunt you
Stranger: ha ha ha ha
Stranger: excuse me while I go puke
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you a girl with big tits?
Stranger: no sorry
You: fml
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You: hi
Stranger: hey sexy
Stranger: ish#1
You: hey im boy
You: you girl?
Stranger: what it is gril
Stranger: girl
You: means you have breats and a pussy and love to nag

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which one of you was this?


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Stranger: hi
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no U
Stranger: fml
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: i went to school
Stranger: it was boring
You: what grade?
Stranger: I think A levels is the US equivalenty
You: im in grade A
Stranger: last year
You: there are 12 of us in the class
You: i sit in the back row 3rd seat
Stranger: i think it makes it... 12th grade
Stranger: is that possible
You: surely
Stranger: i sit wherever i like to
You: we sit in the same seat until we get picked
You: grade A is the best although i miss mother hen sometimes
Stranger: except if someone else is sitting there already of course :p
Stranger: i like pie.....
You: it gets cold in our classroom sometimes
Stranger: oh noes
You: u like pie?
Stranger: i dont like the cold
Stranger: who doesn't
You: is it made with dairy products?
Stranger: you want a cookie?
Stranger: i dunno lol
Stranger: *hands out cookies*
Stranger: dude, i'm so bered....
You: aw thank you, if i had arms id take it
Stranger: :O
You: i cracked my shell yesterday.. damn kids and their holidays
You: they tryed to paint me green
You: can you believe it GREEN
You: i hate green
Stranger: no, pink is much better :p
You: def
You: i lived in a pink carton once
You: it wasnt that cold in there
Stranger: o rly
You: not like the grey one
You: hey, i gotta go but, do me a favor
You: do NOT eat omeletes.