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Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl ? You: so soon? Stranger: why not You: I like to keep it mysterious Stranger: so with me have don´t have to be mysterious... Stranger: so ? You: you know, to build a special kind of sexual tension Stranger: and then to find out tha we have the same sex ? You: just go with it Stranger: male or female ? Stranger: tell me You: are you a woman too? cause I guessed you were a guy since most people here are males Stranger: i´m a male Stranger: location ? You: I would like to keep that secret for now Stranger: noooooo Stranger: no secrets Stranger: tell me Stranger: be open Stranger: relax You: I am relaxed You: you? You: You want to cyber or not? Stranger: yes Stranger: sure Stranger: so go on You: I have my hands in my panties, rubbing myself Stranger: haha Stranger: do it You: do you find that funny? what are you some kind of immature kid? Stranger: listen Stranger: first you have to tell me how old are you Stranger: female or male Stranger: and your location Stranger: that´s simple Stranger: got me ? You: ………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_ ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : ) , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘--,, ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,, ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,, ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-, …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,\\--\\. ……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ \\ , ,|, | ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ You: PEDOBEAR Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You: hi
Stranger: :noel: Stranger: hi You: gallager Stranger: bite You: nuts Stranger: cul You: your Stranger: clito You: dicko Stranger: chatte You: patte Stranger: verge You: perge Stranger: :hap: You: ..ppy Stranger: :no You: chance you getting pussy here |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RIGHT! Stranger: FORM UP You: Address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I've earned it Stranger: NAME RANK AND SERIAL NUMBER SOLDIER! You: Ever been in the infantry, son? Stranger: Not infantry You: Ever served in a forward area? Stranger: I'm an MP You: Ever put your life in another man's hands, and his in yours? Stranger: Nope, But i've arrested countless people for being drunk You: We follow orders, son. Otherwise, people die You: are we clear? Stranger: SIR NO SIR! THIS SOLDIER DOES NOT FOLLOW ORDERS, SIR! You: you snotty little bastard Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: hi Stranger: hi You: l/g? Stranger: german/male Stranger: you You: no, l/g? Stranger: whats that You: living/ghost Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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i run so bad....
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You: hi!
Stranger: Hi! Stranger: Sup? You: my penis Stranger: Ahhh. So you have one of those. Right. You: do you? Stranger: I have one too, but alas, it is currently flacid. You: try stroking it, that usually does the job for me You: or search the internet for hardcore shemale porn, then turn up the volume and stick a finger in your bum Stranger: Would be rather hard to hold a conversation while holding my penis. You: that never fails me You: only problem is that after a while i have to wash my finger or it gets a bit musty Stranger: ITC: TMI. :) You: what does that mean? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: Hey
You: hooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla aaaaaaaaaa Stranger: I've got a huge ****. You: 8============================================D? Stranger: Bigger You: 8================================================= ===================D? Stranger: Thats about life size yes Stranger: lol You: standard Stranger: Standard?! You: your FACE Stranger: I'm 9 inches easy! You: im 9.5 biotch Stranger: Lies. You: and its super easy You: lies mcflies Stranger: Lies. Stranger: Lies. You: mcflies Stranger: No mcflies! Stranger: Just lies! Stranger: Dammit Stranger: where all the women at Stranger: This site is a sausage party You: yeah i know, tough life Stranger: Yea =\ Stranger: Wanna cyber? You: try inserting you peen into some hole in computer Stranger: You play the girl You: fine Stranger: Ok Stranger: So baby Stranger: What u wearing today You: poncho and ripped jeans Stranger: O ripped jeans huh? Easy access.... You: is my pussy at my knees? Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: U fail at this game You: or is your **** that big? Stranger: Yeah imma snake it up the leg of ur pants Stranger: lolol You: i fail at life Stranger: me too man You: clearly. Stranger: Wanna be BFF's? You: clearly. Stranger: Ok Stranger: Can I be president of the BFF club? You: clearly. Stranger: You can be my secretary of internal matters You: internal anus affairs? |
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You: hi Stranger: yay Stranger: hiiiiii You: why yay? Stranger: cause i'm talking to a STRANGER , YAAAAAAAY You: nifty You: red rocket? Stranger: excuse me ? You: did u hear about it? Stranger: no what is it ? You: the loud bang heard over missouri You: it was a red rocket You: it went BANG You: and people were scurred Stranger: no I didn't , when did it happen You: yesterday i believe Stranger: did anyone got hurt ? You: i was eating eggs and potatoes on the front porch when all of a sudden .. You: red rocket You: i hurt my neck, but im okay Stranger: lol it sure made feel nervous You: it only hurts when i breathe You: thats kool because i can hold my breath a long time Stranger: well you should breathe you know ? You: its +EV You have disconnected. I'll do some experiments after I sleep.. laters. |
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You: hey Stranger: i have dead hookers in my basement You: are there windows down there? they need some ventilation Stranger: why do dead hookers need ventilation? You: your basement will start smelling bad after 6 hours Stranger: plus, the smell... Stranger: naw, i got those pinetree car things Stranger: like 20 of em You: yeah those are pointy, good for stabbing...smart thinking You: i bet they never saw it coming Stranger: stabbing with a pinetree car thingy...awesome You: it's like in that movie where she uses icicles to kill people Stranger: i prefer beating them into a pulp You: genital warts cure medication how to fix? You: ah **** wrong window Stranger: hahaha, google search? You: ya You: **** Stranger: ahhh, warts happen You: i'm just looking it up for my girlfriend Stranger: aaaaaand....that is ****ed up You: she's a gymnast and she got them on some apparatus or something Stranger: ...sybian... You: gyms are dirty places You: no she's american Stranger: what? Stranger: do you know what a sybian is? You: a person from the cold ass part of russia Stranger: no, thats syberia...go search sybian on google You: i'm not here for a geography lesson buddy You: anyway i'm still searching warts Stranger: good luck with that Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi there! You: KEVROC I KNOW ITS YOU Stranger: keep saying that to everyone, eventuelly you'll be right! :p You: **** You have disconnected. |
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Stranger: You lost the game!
You: no, i lost the battle but won the war Stranger: which one is this Stranger: war i mean You: the canadien war Stranger: canadian.... Stranger: it's not that hard to spell correctly You: yep, those bastards are going down like a 5 dollar hooker Stranger: will suck for a buck You: u know what gets me about canadiens You: i mean really gets my goat and all Stranger: canadiAns Stranger: but no what does get your goat You: these bastards think they can walk around and openly accuse you of stealing their sweater You: ]as if thats a normal inquiry Stranger: eh Stranger: never gets my goat Stranger: maybe because i know nice canadians You: canadiens are nice and all You: dont get me wrong You: but taken as a whole their really up to no productive activities You: everybody gives em a pass Stranger: ehhh Stranger: better than ****ing things up, I guess You: but it is within that inactivity that destruction springs forth You: have u ever had a bum on your couch? Stranger: nope. You: canadiens are the bum on your couch You: they want free scotch and hot pockets and have a big mouth You: and then have the nerve to accuse you of being a thief |
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You: KEVROC I KNOW ITS YOU Stranger: nope Stranger: thats not me You: YES You: thats exactly how he would respond Stranger: hahahahahhaah! You: here's a test to make sure Stranger: ok i'm ready You: when it comes to the ladies, how fat is too fat? Stranger: oh man i don't know hah i'm a lady! You: eep. Stranger: i guess when like Stranger: i hate when fat people like Stranger: hah Stranger: are poor Stranger: but they keep spending all of their money on junk food Stranger: and they get so fat Stranger: but if htey just ate veggies theyd save money Stranger: or they can live off their fat You: ok now i am 100% sure You: you are not kevroc You have disconnected. |
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I opened one in IE and one in Firefox and managed to chat with myself. What should I say?
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You: my brother Stranger: shut up!!! Stranger: you slept with my wife! You: you're not married You: you got divorced Stranger: how could u do this to me? You: after i slept with your wife Stranger: that's cause you slept with her u ass You: kevroc? Stranger: I still have nightmares of your skinny butt moving Stranger: I HAVEN"T SLEPT IN A YEAR! You: sorry bud lets put it behind us You: i know how much skinny butts haunt you Stranger: ha ha ha ha Stranger: excuse me while I go puke Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi
You: hi You: are you a girl with big tits? Stranger: no sorry You: fml You have disconnected. |
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You: hi
Stranger: hey sexy Stranger: ish#1 You: hey im boy You: you girl? Stranger: what it is gril Stranger: girl You: means you have breats and a pussy and love to nag |
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which one of you was this?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: no u Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: no u You: no U Stranger: fml Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: how are you Stranger: i went to school Stranger: it was boring You: what grade? Stranger: I think A levels is the US equivalenty You: im in grade A Stranger: last year You: there are 12 of us in the class You: i sit in the back row 3rd seat Stranger: i think it makes it... 12th grade Stranger: is that possible You: surely Stranger: i sit wherever i like to You: we sit in the same seat until we get picked You: grade A is the best although i miss mother hen sometimes Stranger: except if someone else is sitting there already of course :p Stranger: i like pie..... You: it gets cold in our classroom sometimes Stranger: oh noes You: u like pie? Stranger: i dont like the cold Stranger: who doesn't You: is it made with dairy products? Stranger: you want a cookie? Stranger: i dunno lol Stranger: *hands out cookies* Stranger: dude, i'm so bered.... You: aw thank you, if i had arms id take it Stranger: :O You: i cracked my shell yesterday.. damn kids and their holidays You: they tryed to paint me green You: can you believe it GREEN You: i hate green Stranger: no, pink is much better :p You: def You: i lived in a pink carton once You: it wasnt that cold in there Stranger: o rly You: not like the grey one You: hey, i gotta go but, do me a favor You: do NOT eat omeletes. |
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