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DonkJr 03-31-2009 01:27 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hello!
You: hola
Stranger: ż
You: your upside down question mark confuses yet fascinates me
Stranger: make out?
You: OKAY
Stranger: :-D
You: since I'm a transexual, this will work out perfectly
Stranger: *smooch*
Stranger: oh...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 01:27 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you like beans in your chili?
You: i like beans in my ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GymRatPoker 03-31-2009 01:30 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ▲
▲ ▲
You: hi
Stranger:


▲ ▲
You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: eazzup?
You: 'wazzup?
Stranger: SORRY DON'T SPEAK ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Suede2 03-31-2009 01:32 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Don't know if it worked or not?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: F OOT
Stranger: by the...
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makemecool 03-31-2009 01:32 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
just keep ignoring me *******s when mine are the best here

MF Jeff 03-31-2009 01:39 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IsaidTOPTOP (Post 9689772)
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you like beans in your chili?
You: i like beans in my ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol I got that guy too

Suede2 03-31-2009 01:40 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: Do you have any Horse pron?
Stranger: umm weird
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: but i have a doggie stash
You: Shame..
You: wat?
Stranger: under my roommates bed
You: Dog Porn... That's disgusting.. Freak
You have disconnected.

FlashGilmore 03-31-2009 01:43 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
This was sweet. He posted the pic instantly.




You: what animal?
Stranger: bear
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You: oh you are good!
You: magic?
You: well thats it
You have disconnected.
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MF Jeff 03-31-2009 01:44 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
omgomgomgomg GIZ!!!!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You: gizmomo is that you
Stranger: omg yes
Stranger: diane?
You: FFFFF YEEEAAAA
You: no its MF JEFF
Stranger: I have been waiting for you a long time.
You: girl me too
You: I got alot of questions to ask
Stranger: girl you don' even know
You: nono Giz its me
You: F OOT
Stranger: oh ****, jefffffffff
You: you know
You: yeaaah
Stranger: yea yea
You: listen....
Stranger: what up
You: why don't you dump that Ryan Beal and get with the real
You: you already know mayo is gayo
Stranger: WHAT.
Stranger: boy ryan is my main man
You: girl you neva lie
Stranger: don't be trippin' just cause ya jelz
You: fml
Stranger: mtf
Stranger: this is too much
You: can you at least make a sign for me?
Stranger: what should it say?
You: BBV4L...
Stranger: boy you don't need a sign to know that
You: girl you ain't neva lie
Stranger: i gots ta go, catch ya on the flip
You: peace giz
Stranger: word
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

R18A1I4 03-31-2009 01:44 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I've been sitting here typing "F OOT" for the last 20 minutes and almost everyone said " H AND", "C HIN", "F ACE" or something else to that effect.

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 01:45 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: disconnect plz
Stranger: por que?
You: DISCONNECT
Stranger: WTB LOWER CASE KEYS! PST!
You: DISCONNECT NAO
Stranger: I like how you think going into caps gets over a language barrier
You: DIS-CON-NECT
Stranger: Hyphens? You linquistic son of a bitch you
Stranger: Try dots and semi-colons
You: I am quite the cunning word smith, actually.
Stranger: I've been complimenting you the whole time, your skills are not news to me
You: So do we like, hug it out now?
Stranger: I dunno, seems kind of early
Stranger: I don't want this relationship to start off wrong, be based on the "physical"
You: I'd invite you in, but it's only the first date. I don't want to give myself up too easily.
You: You need to romance me first.
Stranger: I can respect that, no one calls the easy oens back
Stranger: Um...gee..uh "in my head I've already divorced you etc", seems to be the big one
You: If you want to get into the axe wound between my leg, your fingers will have to fly gracefully across that keyboard.
Stranger: Was leg intentionally singular? Is this Eileen?!
You: It was, I lost my other leg in a tragic boating accident involving a preist and a rabbi.
Stranger: Did this happen at a sand "bar'?
Stranger: Feel free to rimshot that
Stranger: So are we going to ro-sham-bo to see who gets to post this on FOH?
You: I think we're going to post this on different forums actually. So it doesn't matter.
Stranger: Sounds good, sorry about the leg, you take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

R18A1I4 03-31-2009 01:50 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: F OOT
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: a stranger of few words
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: i like that
Stranger:
Stranger: YES

You: we can have sex now?
Stranger: 2mm?
You: mm?
Stranger: I'm trans, I hope you won't mind,
You: i perfer it actually
Stranger: sounds tickly
Stranger: No JAB
You: it is
Stranger: *unzips pants*
Stranger: gimme some sugar!
You: *disconnects*
You have disconnected.

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 01:53 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BOO
Stranger: Doesn't that indicate disapproval?
You: No, it indicates me scaring the **** out of you.
Stranger: Are you serious? "It" being what?
You: It, is It, it needs no further explanation.
Stranger: You're kidding it is?
You: It knows you're afraid.
Stranger: What does "it" refer to?
You: It.
Stranger: It it needs no further explanation...
You: It knows when you're sleeping.
You: It knows when you're awake.
You: It knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
Stranger: It it needs no further explanation knows when I am awake?
You: It knows what you did last summer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Suede2 03-31-2009 01:59 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I like this guy..

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: could you do me a favor and start an account at coachella.com/forum and start a thread entitled "RADIOHEAD HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED" and then go ahead and post a picture of the most disgusting penis you can find
Stranger: id really appreciate it. thanks.
You: What's it worth?
Stranger: worth watching about a thousand pissed off hipsters get mad
You: Lol.... I'm actually tempted
You: WHy don't you?
Stranger: i just did, and im now banned
You: Excellent
Stranger: if you do, make sure its in the 'lineup' section
You: Ok
Stranger: i hope to see your good work soon
Stranger: fight the good fight friend. take care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MoneyMatt1 03-31-2009 02:02 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: hai!
You: asl?
Stranger: OH HAI GUISE!
Stranger: 14/t/t


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