|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
hi buddy!
i think by now u know a bit about serial killers. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
I discovered this site yesterday. Good stuff. I ended up f**king with people for like 3 hours. It's fun to pretend. :-)
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey! You: hi Stranger: lesbian here looking for axxxion Stranger: you up for it?? You: what the f is axxxion Stranger: action You: oh so you want me to scissor you Stranger: with emphasis on the dirtiness lol You: <><><><><><><><><><>< You: lol Stranger: ach yaaaa Stranger: hmm very nice hahahaha You: dirty like, actual dirt and mud You: er something You: huh You: that kind of dirty Stranger: no, like xtina dirrty You: like manly dirty Stranger: ya! Stranger: I'm German so I like that Stranger: :D You: like lets play some football in our skivies and wrestle each other like manly men You: lol Stranger: omg you British all have such a dry sense of humor You: xtina dirty? You: i'm no brit sir Stranger: ya like xtina aguilara You: i mean ma'am You: LOL hermies You: xtina is a sluttttttttttttttttttt Stranger: you ever seen her dirrty video? You: I got some german in me Stranger: best music video eveeeeer You: yes, she looks sticky You: ha Stranger: oh cool Stranger: ya that's the way unlike em You: i wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole connected to my mothers ass Stranger: like em* Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Quote:
Quote:
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl You: gfy You: kidding You: no really You: gfy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Guess I'll try again. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
why am i talking to some coked out freak pretending to be a girl again?
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
okay last one before i go to bed
Quote:
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Had a decent conversation with a completely random person. Only took two tries. You guys are ate up.
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Quote:
This site isn't all stupid I guess. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: lol Stranger: trololo You: omegle pwned you You: does that work on people? Stranger: you'd be surprised You: i bet You: pretty solid bro Stranger: anyway, i'm off to bait pedos You: looooooooooooooool You: good for u bro You: fight the good fight |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Whatup? Stranger: Sup You: Dude or girl? Stranger: girl You: *** Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: wasup You: this program is weird Stranger: i know You: wow feels strange, pun intended Stranger: hhaha Stranger: its for people with no lives to have cyber sex Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Quote:
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
This dumbass gave me his email and was going to give me his password too but I kinda blew it tbh. I wasn't going to do anything malicious, just wanted to see if people are actually that dumb and then tell him after he gave it to me how dumb he is. I'm not a phisher just thought this kid was dumb and desperate.
Stranger: 16 m looking for f to cam with You: sweet You: im soooooooo lonely and horny O......MMMM........G Stranger: m/f? You: i mean my bf just left me and I'm so lonely seriously You: obv female silly Stranger: ahaha Stranger: msn? You: hey guess what Stranger: what You: i just put on my wizard hat and robe and casted level 28 fanaticism on you and me so we can have crazy web chat time. Then chain lighting to spice things up. How does that sound? Stranger: ummm Stranger: ok? Stranger: ahah You: don't you like role playing? Stranger: not that kind ahah You: i'm a level 49 paladin in WoW You: i have +2 attack of sexiness Stranger: aha nice? You: you tell me when I cast protection on you from all my stds Stranger: ahahahaaha You: I also have +4 aids and level 14 syphillis Stranger: thats nuce Stranger: nice* Stranger: anyways You: Maybe we can cyber over WoW sometime Stranger: want to cam? You: Well what level are you? Stranger: 69 You: that affects my decision You: clever You: 69 as in the postion hahahahahahaha omg so clever Stranger: ahhahaa You: what kind of character is your level 69? You: probably the dwarf huh Stranger: paladin You: monk dwarf You: I'm the paladin You: we cant have 2 paladins it'd throw the balance off completely You: obviously we can't stack auras so that's out the window Stranger: ah of course my bad Stranger: so Stranger: im a You: wait Stranger: wizard man You: I need a rush through diablo 2 on hell You: my assassin is very noob You: but she's a bad bitch Stranger: aha Stranger: you wanna cam?? You: kinda like me if you know what I mean.....and by that I mean i like intercourse Stranger: thought so You: Well what's your email and I'll send you pics Stranger: xxxxxxxx_x@xxx.com You: ohhh boy, so what kind of poses do you want? Stranger: any and every :) Stranger: aha You: I can do the pose of getting ready to cast level 28 brute force or just level 19 fireball You: personally I prefer the way I twirq when I cast level 23 magma bolt Stranger: you can do all You: well what do you want is the question? You: should i keep the wizard hat and robe on too? Stranger: what ever your favourite is Stranger: no nothing on :) You: ohh that's too bold maybe You: i'd have to cast level 29 seducer and will remover Stranger: ok do that then You: is your constitution high enough to do that to me? Stranger: sure is You: what's yours at? You: so I know if it's higher Stranger: 850 You: damn, mines 855 Stranger: ooo You: god level up some more Stranger: close enough :) Stranger: i will after i get some motivation :) You: believe me my paladin and wizard hat are enough Stranger: just the hat then You: but my robe is how i derive all my power Stranger: have the robe undone then Stranger: ahah You: so essentially i'd need you to cast level 58 rape spell on me You: and getting that spell is very difficult Stranger: ok i do that then Stranger: well ive got it Stranger: cause after all im lvl 69 You: well yeah but you have to be a level 75 to get that spell unfortunately Stranger: but i work at WoW so ive got it You: you work at WoW? Stranger: yeah You: hey, what's your email password so I can attach some pics for you. I tried sending but it's not working You: i can just leave them in there since it wont send the attachment Stranger: its not my main email so i dont care Stranger: hang on You: well whats teh point of that? You: my wizard hat pic isn't good enough for your main email? Stranger: nah just too risky You: but you don't trust me? Stranger: well i dont know you You: well yeah, but I do have on my wizard hat and robe though.....i mean if you don't want pics that's fine..... Stranger: nah dude **** it just email Stranger: copy and paste the pics You: it's not working You: i'm not a dude ok lol You: I tried to send them Stranger: just email? Stranger: ill send back? You: wat? You: i tried sending through email as attachment and wouldn't go You: i can just save it to your drafts Stranger: you doing through hotmail.com? You: no, msn too You: its really weird You: it usually wokrs You: *works Stranger: hang on You: well, if you dont wanna give the pw for the pics it's ok. You: i don't have to give them out like candy on memorial day You: you there? Stranger: yeah Stranger: wait up You: for what? I'm tired and going to bed soon I blanked out his email obviously. Sorry I ripped off some of your other guys' ideas but I figured it was funny since he's desperate. Adding this one. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 24 m hi Stranger: i force my gf to suck gay ass juice off my **** You: cool story bro You: 4l? You: or /b/? You: can i get the front door? Stranger: yeah You: sweet so your gonna gobble my ****? Stranger: oh yeah You: no u Stranger: i love ***** You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO You: hang on i gotta go beat my children Stranger: k ;) You: ok they stopped asking for food, where were we Stranger: u got a fat ****? You: dude i didn't mean my age when i said 24m You: i meant 24 meters Stranger: damn You: i get rug burn on it You: sometimes it gets caught in the car door NSFW Link at end Stranger: a horny female that will trade nude pics. btw im a lesbian You: will you send first sweety? Stranger: female? You: yeah of course lol Stranger: age? You: 23 You: wat about you baby? Stranger: 21 You: ohhh fresh meat You: that's hot babe, what do you look like? Stranger: got pics? You: can i upload them to here? Stranger: of course You: how do i do it i'm new You: but you first tho, im scared Stranger: just send the link You: you could just be a guy trying to trick me :D Stranger: ok hold on You: i'll know if its fake Stranger: http://www.myimg.de/?img=ZKMnC1e69a.jpg You: send another so i know ur legit k You: then i'll send You: cause you could just google image it Pry fake but who cares. NSFW Spoiler:
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Quote:
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, technical support. How may I assist you? Stranger: okay, so i don't know if you can answer this, but why did harris stop talking to me? You: One moment please. Stranger: all right. You: It seems that Harris has dropped connection due to a DNS failure, would you like me to pass on a message? Stranger: what does dns stand for? You: Domain Name System Stranger: oh all right. well can you tell him that i'm sorry, and ask him if we can start over again? You: I will see what I can do. Who should I tell him this message is from? Stranger: Charlotte You: I will pass on the message. Also, how large would you say your tits are? Stranger: i'm a man. You have disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for jimmy from illinois You: omg You: thats me You: I'm jimmy from illinois Stranger: how old are you? You: whats up bud? You: Haven't heard from you in a while You: how have you been Stranger: how old are you You: 25 You: y Stranger: nope not you then Your conversational partner has disconnected. Someone was actually trying to search for someone using Omegle? lol |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: holw Stranger: ? You: afla afla afla? Stranger: ? You: du you afla? You: i like afla Stranger: what is it? You: afla is awesome indeed You: i love afla Stranger: oh Stranger: i too Stranger: love afla Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: do you really want to hurt me? Stranger: nooo...? You: do you really want to make me cry? Stranger: oh my god... You: precious kisses words that burn me.... Stranger: fml You: lovers never ask you why You: F... Stranger: why You: M... You: L... You: ??? You: what means FML? Stranger: **** My Life You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: what time is it please? Stranger: hi Stranger: 19.30 Stranger: ? You: thx You: test number one You: who am I? Stranger: Human being for sure You: test number two You: what Im thinking? Stranger: Food :P You: Test number 3.. what a man do with a kandel-swisney? Stranger: dunno Stranger: ur so Studyholic You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: TITS OR GTFO You: You: test number one You: who am I? Stranger: Human being for sure You: test number two You: what Im thinking? Stranger: Food :P You: Test number 3.. what a man do with a kandel-swisney? Stranger: dunno Stranger: ur so Studyholic Stranger: wtf Stranger: man You: metalanguage Stranger: mm Stranger: i dont understand a **** You: its becouse you are pretty high Stranger: yeah prob You have disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Stranger: hey
You: Mrs. Prats left some cans on the kitchen counter: 6 squash and 2 spinach. Her son Chuck accidentally knocked one over and onto the floor. How likely is it that he knocked over a can of squash? Stranger: 75% You: Monday 3 dishwashers 6 line cooks 2 waiters 1 chef Friday 4 dishwashers 5 line cooks 1 waiter 2 chefs Mr. Carlson manages a restaurant which is currently hiring. On Monday he interviewed 3 dishwashers, 6 line cooks, 2 waiters and 1 chef. On Friday he interviewed 4 dishwashers, 5 line cooks, 1 waiter and 2 chefs for employment. Each day, one woman applied for a job, while the rest of the applicants were men. How probable is it that at least one of the women was a dishwasher? Stranger: cba to work it out Stranger: i've only just got up Stranger: but 1/12*1/12 Stranger: so 1/144 Stranger: wait Stranger: **** that Stranger: that's wrong Stranger: yeah, i can't be ****ed You: any last guess? it worth two million dolars on pokerstars NOW! Stranger: can't be arsed You: im a excentric rich man Stranger: i sat a maths exam a week ago, i don't want to do any more maths You: ok, im sorry for you OMG im def going grind this site later! |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hu You: ho You: ha You: he You: hi Stranger: lol hi Stranger: he Stranger: ha Stranger: ho Stranger: hu You: hy Stranger: hy You: slow pony |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Quote:
Quote:
|
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiee You: hiee Stranger: asl?? You: asl?? Stranger: i askd frst You: i askd frst? Stranger: u can urself You: u can? Stranger: 18 m ind You: ind? Stranger: u?? You: (u??)? Stranger: tell me ur asl frst?? You: asl frst?? Stranger: i told u mine nw its ur turn You: nw its ur turn? Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol last one: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: u listen to wu tang You: wu tang rules Stranger: AINT NUTHIN TO **** WIT Stranger: lol You: wu wu wu tang tang tang You: wuuuuuuu taaaang! You: see? Stranger: yessir You: yout turn now Stranger: WUUUUUUU TAAAAANNNNNGGGGG Stranger: da RZA, GZA You: good, but not very convincent Stranger: ODB Inspectah Deck Stranger: Raekwon Stranger: ugod ghostface killah You: kamehame ha Stranger: MASENKO HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! You: what are you saing? cocaine is a heluva drug Stranger: idk cya Your conversational partner has disconnected. looooool You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: i like turtles Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote:
loool what a ***! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: h Stranger: :) Stranger: 17 m sweden Stranger: u? You: f 24 paris Stranger: is age problem for you? Stranger: :D You: im searchin my destiny today You: may be is you Your conversational partner has disconnected. huahuahsuhauhsuhaus last this is awesome! You: do you speak english? Stranger: yes You: are you a male or female? Stranger: both You: wow, how? Stranger: im a hemafrodite You: this means you have both penis AND vagina? Stranger: si si You: can you **** yourself? Stranger: yes You: can you get pregnant of your own? Stranger: asojgbaskgh'åogrk |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Stranger: r u an indian girl??:)
Stranger: ?? You: yes You: what are you the taliban Stranger: noo yarr i m an indian boy You: ok so you blow things up? You: you are a pirate? Stranger: yaaa.... Stranger: i w ill blow u up now You: ok have fun with the fbi cia at your house Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
oh sweet i forgot about this!
in a convo aorn, looks like a nice person :yawn: meh convo You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: hi You: whatsup Stranger: fine Stranger: wts up to u? You: nothing special Stranger: tell me ur name? You: anabel You: yours? Stranger: u m/f? Stranger: i'm sagar You: where are you from? Stranger: india Stranger: u? You: europe Stranger: u male or female? Stranger: wr in europe? You: lol You have disconnected. lol @ knowing english but not knowing anabel is a female name |
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:33 PM. |
|
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive