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u_know_me 05-12-2010 06:26 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
hi buddy!

i think by now u know a bit about serial killers.

AUGUY55 06-15-2010 12:58 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I discovered this site yesterday. Good stuff. I ended up f**king with people for like 3 hours. It's fun to pretend. :-)

AUGUY55 06-15-2010 01:07 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey!
You: hi
Stranger: lesbian here looking for axxxion
Stranger: you up for it??
You: what the f is axxxion
Stranger: action
You: oh so you want me to scissor you
Stranger: with emphasis on the dirtiness lol
You: <><><><><><><><><><><
You: lol
Stranger: ach yaaaa
Stranger: hmm very nice hahahaha
You: dirty like, actual dirt and mud
You: er something
You: huh
You: that kind of dirty
Stranger: no, like xtina dirrty
You: like manly dirty
Stranger: ya!
Stranger: I'm German so I like that
Stranger: :D
You: like lets play some football in our skivies and wrestle each other like manly men
You: lol
Stranger: omg you British all have such a dry sense of humor
You: xtina dirty?
You: i'm no brit sir
Stranger: ya like xtina aguilara
You: i mean ma'am
You: LOL hermies
You: xtina is a sluttttttttttttttttttt
Stranger: you ever seen her dirrty video?
You: I got some german in me
Stranger: best music video eveeeeer
You: yes, she looks sticky
You: ha
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: ya that's the way unlike em
You: i wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole connected to my mothers ass
Stranger: like em*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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LetMeLive 06-15-2010 02:36 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nham (Post 9686728)
You: i'm sweating like a pedophile in a nursery
Stranger: have a seat right over their
You: their?
You: wtf?
Stranger: I am chris hensen with CBS
You: dateline nbc
Stranger: crap
You: you are terrible at this, give it up pedobear
Stranger: i'v been had
You: wat

i decided to use your line since i thought it was funny. i wasn't expecting the old school fake FBI report from the bloodninja era...

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: im sweating like a pedophile in a nursery
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: riveting tale chap
Stranger: thanks
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D3v0id 06-15-2010 02:50 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: gfy
You: kidding
You: no really
You: gfy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess I'll try again.

LetMeLive 06-15-2010 03:03 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
why am i talking to some coked out freak pretending to be a girl again?

LetMeLive 06-15-2010 03:10 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
okay last one before i go to bed

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA NOW YUR DEAD :D
You: you are too stupid to ever kill a human
You: the term you are looking for is abra cadabra
Stranger: no
You: is tht what happens when germans use google translate or something?
Stranger: Is harry potter bastard
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MadTaco 06-15-2010 03:28 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Had a decent conversation with a completely random person. Only took two tries. You guys are ate up.

AUGUY55 06-15-2010 04:00 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MadTaco (Post 19602347)
Had a decent conversation with a completely random person. Only took two tries. You guys are ate up.

I just had a long deep conversation about suicide with some random. Lasted pretty long. Was completely serious. I was shocked.

This site isn't all stupid I guess.

killer_kill 06-15-2010 04:24 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: lol
Stranger: trololo
You: omegle pwned you
You: does that work on people?
Stranger: you'd be surprised
You: i bet
You: pretty solid bro
Stranger: anyway, i'm off to bait pedos
You: looooooooooooooool
You: good for u bro
You: fight the good fight

Drwaddy 06-15-2010 04:46 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Whatup?
Stranger: Sup
You: Dude or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: ***
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

vladzhuk 06-15-2010 05:13 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wasup
You: this program is weird
Stranger: i know
You: wow feels strange, pun intended
Stranger: hhaha
Stranger: its for people with no lives to have cyber sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HotzenplOdds 06-15-2010 06:58 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo (Post 9686569)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Joke option
You: joke
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: wait
You: I thought you were asking what kind of joke I wanted
Stranger: oh, ah ok
You: knock knock
Stranger: wait so are you starting one or asking for one again
Stranger: I'm hells of confused
You: I'm telling one now.
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: who's there
You: Not me.
You have disconnected.

A+

killer_kill 06-15-2010 07:51 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
This dumbass gave me his email and was going to give me his password too but I kinda blew it tbh. I wasn't going to do anything malicious, just wanted to see if people are actually that dumb and then tell him after he gave it to me how dumb he is. I'm not a phisher just thought this kid was dumb and desperate.

Stranger: 16 m looking for f to cam with
You: sweet
You: im soooooooo lonely and horny O......MMMM........G
Stranger: m/f?
You: i mean my bf just left me and I'm so lonely seriously
You: obv female silly
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: msn?
You: hey guess what
Stranger: what
You: i just put on my wizard hat and robe and casted level 28 fanaticism on you and me so we can have crazy web chat time. Then chain lighting to spice things up. How does that sound?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: ahah
You: don't you like role playing?
Stranger: not that kind ahah
You: i'm a level 49 paladin in WoW
You: i have +2 attack of sexiness
Stranger: aha nice?
You: you tell me when I cast protection on you from all my stds
Stranger: ahahahaaha
You: I also have +4 aids and level 14 syphillis
Stranger: thats nuce
Stranger: nice*
Stranger: anyways
You: Maybe we can cyber over WoW sometime
Stranger: want to cam?
You: Well what level are you?
Stranger: 69
You: that affects my decision
You: clever
You: 69 as in the postion hahahahahahaha omg so clever
Stranger: ahhahaa
You: what kind of character is your level 69?
You: probably the dwarf huh
Stranger: paladin
You: monk dwarf
You: I'm the paladin
You: we cant have 2 paladins it'd throw the balance off completely
You: obviously we can't stack auras so that's out the window
Stranger: ah of course my bad
Stranger: so
Stranger: im a
You: wait
Stranger: wizard man
You: I need a rush through diablo 2 on hell
You: my assassin is very noob
You: but she's a bad bitch
Stranger: aha
Stranger: you wanna cam??
You: kinda like me if you know what I mean.....and by that I mean i like intercourse
Stranger: thought so
You: Well what's your email and I'll send you pics
Stranger: xxxxxxxx_x@xxx.com
You: ohhh boy, so what kind of poses do you want?
Stranger: any and every :)
Stranger: aha
You: I can do the pose of getting ready to cast level 28 brute force or just level 19 fireball
You: personally I prefer the way I twirq when I cast level 23 magma bolt
Stranger: you can do all
You: well what do you want is the question?
You: should i keep the wizard hat and robe on too?
Stranger: what ever your favourite is
Stranger: no nothing on :)
You: ohh that's too bold maybe
You: i'd have to cast level 29 seducer and will remover
Stranger: ok do that then
You: is your constitution high enough to do that to me?
Stranger: sure is
You: what's yours at?
You: so I know if it's higher
Stranger: 850
You: damn, mines 855
Stranger: ooo
You: god level up some more
Stranger: close enough :)
Stranger: i will after i get some motivation :)
You: believe me my paladin and wizard hat are enough
Stranger: just the hat then
You: but my robe is how i derive all my power
Stranger: have the robe undone then
Stranger: ahah
You: so essentially i'd need you to cast level 58 rape spell on me
You: and getting that spell is very difficult
Stranger: ok i do that then
Stranger: well ive got it
Stranger: cause after all im lvl 69
You: well yeah but you have to be a level 75 to get that spell unfortunately
Stranger: but i work at WoW so ive got it
You: you work at WoW?
Stranger: yeah
You: hey, what's your email password so I can attach some pics for you. I tried sending but it's not working
You: i can just leave them in there since it wont send the attachment
Stranger: its not my main email so i dont care
Stranger: hang on
You: well whats teh point of that?
You: my wizard hat pic isn't good enough for your main email?
Stranger: nah just too risky
You: but you don't trust me?
Stranger: well i dont know you
You: well yeah, but I do have on my wizard hat and robe though.....i mean if you don't want pics that's fine.....
Stranger: nah dude **** it just email
Stranger: copy and paste the pics
You: it's not working
You: i'm not a dude ok lol
You: I tried to send them
Stranger: just email?
Stranger: ill send back?
You: wat?
You: i tried sending through email as attachment and wouldn't go
You: i can just save it to your drafts
Stranger: you doing through hotmail.com?
You: no, msn too
You: its really weird
You: it usually wokrs
You: *works
Stranger: hang on
You: well, if you dont wanna give the pw for the pics it's ok.
You: i don't have to give them out like candy on memorial day
You: you there?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wait up
You: for what? I'm tired and going to bed soon

I blanked out his email obviously. Sorry I ripped off some of your other guys' ideas but I figured it was funny since he's desperate.


Adding this one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 24 m hi
Stranger: i force my gf to suck gay ass juice off my ****
You: cool story bro
You: 4l?
You: or /b/?
You: can i get the front door?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet so your gonna gobble my ****?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: no u
Stranger: i love *****
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO
You: hang on i gotta go beat my children
Stranger: k ;)
You: ok they stopped asking for food, where were we
Stranger: u got a fat ****?
You: dude i didn't mean my age when i said 24m
You: i meant 24 meters
Stranger: damn
You: i get rug burn on it
You: sometimes it gets caught in the car door


NSFW Link at end

Stranger: a horny female that will trade nude pics. btw im a lesbian
You: will you send first sweety?
Stranger: female?
You: yeah of course lol
Stranger: age?
You: 23
You: wat about you baby?
Stranger: 21
You: ohhh fresh meat
You: that's hot babe, what do you look like?
Stranger: got pics?
You: can i upload them to here?
Stranger: of course
You: how do i do it i'm new
You: but you first tho, im scared
Stranger: just send the link
You: you could just be a guy trying to trick me :D
Stranger: ok hold on
You: i'll know if its fake
Stranger: http://www.myimg.de/?img=ZKMnC1e69a.jpg
You: send another so i know ur legit k
You: then i'll send
You: cause you could just google image it

Pry fake but who cares.
NSFW

Spoiler:

mlborder 06-15-2010 11:22 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo (Post 9686569)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Joke option
You: joke
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: wait
You: I thought you were asking what kind of joke I wanted
Stranger: oh, ah ok
You: knock knock
Stranger: wait so are you starting one or asking for one again
Stranger: I'm hells of confused
You: I'm telling one now.
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: who's there
You: Not me.
You have disconnected.

:laugh:

TLDR-Haiku 06-15-2010 12:25 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, technical support. How may I assist you?
Stranger: okay, so i don't know if you can answer this, but why did harris stop talking to me?
You: One moment please.
Stranger: all right.
You: It seems that Harris has dropped connection due to a DNS failure, would you like me to pass on a message?
Stranger: what does dns stand for?
You: Domain Name System
Stranger: oh all right. well can you tell him that i'm sorry, and ask him if we can start over again?
You: I will see what I can do. Who should I tell him this message is from?
Stranger: Charlotte
You: I will pass on the message. Also, how large would you say your tits are?
Stranger: i'm a man.
You have disconnected.

AUGUY55 06-16-2010 04:33 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for jimmy from illinois
You: omg
You: thats me
You: I'm jimmy from illinois
Stranger: how old are you?
You: whats up bud?
You: Haven't heard from you in a while
You: how have you been
Stranger: how old are you
You: 25
You: y
Stranger: nope not you then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Someone was actually trying to search for someone using Omegle? lol

vadiupoker 06-16-2010 08:11 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: holw
Stranger: ?
You: afla afla afla?
Stranger: ?
You: du you afla?
You: i like afla
Stranger: what is it?
You: afla is awesome indeed
You: i love afla
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i too
Stranger: love afla
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hey
You: do you really want to hurt me?
Stranger: nooo...?
You: do you really want to make me cry?
Stranger: oh my god...
You: precious kisses words that burn me....
Stranger: fml
You: lovers never ask you why
You: F...
Stranger: why
You: M...
You: L...
You: ???
You: what means FML?
Stranger: **** My Life


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what time is it please?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 19.30
Stranger: ?
You: thx
You: test number one
You: who am I?
Stranger: Human being for sure
You: test number two
You: what Im thinking?
Stranger: Food :P
You: Test number 3.. what a man do with a kandel-swisney?
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: ur so Studyholic


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO
You: You: test number one
You: who am I?
Stranger: Human being for sure
You: test number two
You: what Im thinking?
Stranger: Food :P
You: Test number 3.. what a man do with a kandel-swisney?
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: ur so Studyholic
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: man
You: metalanguage
Stranger: mm
Stranger: i dont understand a ****
You: its becouse you are pretty high
Stranger: yeah prob
You have disconnected.

vadiupoker 06-16-2010 08:28 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hey
You: Mrs. Prats left some cans on the kitchen counter: 6 squash and 2 spinach. Her son Chuck accidentally knocked one over and onto the floor. How likely is it that he knocked over a can of squash?
Stranger: 75%
You: Monday
3 dishwashers
6 line cooks
2 waiters
1 chef
Friday
4 dishwashers
5 line cooks
1 waiter
2 chefs
Mr. Carlson manages a restaurant which is currently hiring. On Monday he interviewed 3 dishwashers, 6 line cooks, 2 waiters and 1 chef. On Friday he interviewed 4 dishwashers, 5 line cooks, 1 waiter and 2 chefs for employment. Each day, one woman applied for a job, while the rest of the applicants were men. How probable is it that at least one of the women was a dishwasher?
Stranger: cba to work it out
Stranger: i've only just got up
Stranger: but 1/12*1/12
Stranger: so 1/144
Stranger: wait
Stranger: **** that
Stranger: that's wrong
Stranger: yeah, i can't be ****ed
You: any last guess? it worth two million dolars on pokerstars NOW!
Stranger: can't be arsed
You: im a excentric rich man
Stranger: i sat a maths exam a week ago, i don't want to do any more maths
You: ok, im sorry for you



OMG im def going grind this site later!

timistere 06-16-2010 09:54 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hu
You: ho
You: ha
You: he
You: hi
Stranger: lol hi
Stranger: he
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ho
Stranger: hu
You: hy
Stranger: hy
You: slow pony

timistere 06-16-2010 10:09 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TLDR-Haiku (Post 19608321)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, technical support. How may I assist you?
Stranger: okay, so i don't know if you can answer this, but why did harris stop talking to me?
You: One moment please.
Stranger: all right.
You: It seems that Harris has dropped connection due to a DNS failure, would you like me to pass on a message?
Stranger: what does dns stand for?
You: Domain Name System
Stranger: oh all right. well can you tell him that i'm sorry, and ask him if we can start over again?
You: I will see what I can do. Who should I tell him this message is from?
Stranger: Charlotte
You: I will pass on the message. Also, how large would you say your tits are?
Stranger: i'm a man.
You have disconnected.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUGUY55 (Post 19625268)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for jimmy from illinois
You: omg
You: thats me
You: I'm jimmy from illinois
Stranger: how old are you?
You: whats up bud?
You: Haven't heard from you in a while
You: how have you been
Stranger: how old are you
You: 25
You: y
Stranger: nope not you then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

vadiupoker 06-16-2010 01:10 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi my name is
You: what?
Stranger: is...?
You: my name is
You: who?
Stranger: you
You: my name is
You: {scratches} Slim Shady
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: hi my name is
You: what?
Stranger: female or male?
You: my name is
You: who?
Stranger: you
You: My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Stranger: who is it?
You: Chorus: repeat 2X
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote:

Stranger: hi
You: hi my name is
You: what?
Stranger: ur name?
Stranger: wht isur name?
You: my name is
You: who?
Stranger: satan
You: My name is.. nickynicky Slim Shady
Stranger: m or f
You: Chorus: repeat 2X
Stranger: ****
You: Hi! My name is.. (what?)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiee
You: hiee
Stranger: asl??
You: asl??
Stranger: i askd frst
You: i askd frst?
Stranger: u can urself
You: u can?
Stranger: 18 m ind
You: ind?
Stranger: u??
You: (u??)?
Stranger: tell me ur asl frst??
You: asl frst??
Stranger: i told u mine nw its ur turn
You: nw its ur turn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lol


last one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: u listen to wu tang
You: wu tang rules
Stranger: AINT NUTHIN TO **** WIT
Stranger: lol
You: wu wu wu tang tang tang
You: wuuuuuuu taaaang!
You: see?
Stranger: yessir
You: yout turn now
Stranger: WUUUUUUU TAAAAANNNNNGGGGG
Stranger: da RZA, GZA
You: good, but not very convincent
Stranger: ODB Inspectah Deck
Stranger: Raekwon
Stranger: ugod ghostface killah
You: kamehame ha
Stranger: MASENKO HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
You: what are you saing? cocaine is a heluva drug
Stranger: idk cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




looooool

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: i like turtles
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hoahsohahohsoahshaohs
Stranger: hi
You: looooooooooooooooooooooooollllll
You: omg you r soooooo funny
You: ahuahushahsuhaushuhausahs
You: LMFAAAAAOOOOOO
Stranger: asl
You: hauhsuhauhsuahusha ASL.... huahsuhashua what a ****ing word you silly bastard!!!!
You: kkkkkkkkkkk
You: lol▓▓▓▓▓
You: tell me one more!!!
You: pleeeeeeeasseeee
Stranger: tujhya aicha baba
You: kkkkkkkksuahsuhasuhasas
You: asiahduhofuhsdjagbaudbcjd
You: OMG so hilarious
You: r you a professional jocker???
Stranger: take a laxative
never not funny...


loool what a ***!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: h
Stranger: :)
Stranger: 17 m sweden
Stranger: u?
You: f 24 paris
Stranger: is age problem for you?
Stranger: :D
You: im searchin my destiny today
You: may be is you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


huahuahsuhauhsuhaus

last this is awesome!

You: do you speak english?
Stranger: yes
You: are you a male or female?
Stranger: both
You: wow, how?
Stranger: im a hemafrodite
You: this means you have both penis AND vagina?
Stranger: si si
You: can you **** yourself?
Stranger: yes
You: can you get pregnant of your own?
Stranger: asojgbaskgh'ňogrk

StocktradeR 06-20-2010 04:18 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: r u an indian girl??:)
Stranger: ??
You: yes
You: what are you the taliban
Stranger: noo yarr i m an indian boy
You: ok so you blow things up?
You: you are a pirate?
Stranger: yaaa....
Stranger: i w ill blow u up now
You: ok have fun with the fbi cia at your house
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MadeLiefje 06-21-2010 01:27 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
oh sweet i forgot about this!

in a convo aorn, looks like a nice person :yawn:

meh convo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: whatsup
Stranger: fine
Stranger: wts up to u?
You: nothing special
Stranger: tell me ur name?
You: anabel
You: yours?
Stranger: u m/f?
Stranger: i'm sagar
You: where are you from?
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: europe
Stranger: u male or female?
Stranger: wr in europe?
You: lol
You have disconnected.

lol @ knowing english but not knowing anabel is a female name


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