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avielem 02-16-2010 07:58 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 f florida
You: you ?
Stranger: 16 male Illinois
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: touching my cat
Stranger: haha petting your pussy?
Stranger: ;)
You: ewwwwww
You: you pervert
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u set urself up for that
Stranger: :)
You: i was serious
You: your disgusting
You: grow up
Stranger: haha
Stranger: jeez, take a joke
You: not funny
You: your a moron
Stranger: haha yeah im definetly a moron
You: loser
Stranger: haha you have no idea how smart i am
You: yea right
You: you weren't smart enough to see i'm a guy
Stranger: one of the 350 smartest kids in the country
You: look up
You: dummy
Stranger: Stranger: 20 f florida
You: yes
Stranger: f: female
Stranger: idiot
You: i was lieing
You: and i'm the idiot?
Stranger: yes you are
You: lol, your so bad
You: i'm not 20 either
Stranger: so what do you do for a living?
Stranger: absolutely nothing?
You: that's right
Stranger: yup that's what i thought
You: owned
Stranger: your a worthless piece of ****
Stranger: you are probaly black too
You: wow dumb and raciest
You: probably still a virgin
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: 16 dumbass
You: grow up
Stranger: and i am racist, but i am definetly not dumb
Stranger: looks like you need to grow up
You: no you
Stranger: my point exactly
Stranger: nothing better to do then criticize
You: no you
Stranger: everything you type just makes you look like even more of a dumbass
You: no you
Stranger: anything better to say than just that?
You: dumbass
Stranger: yeah you are such an inferior, intellectual loser
Stranger: *unintellectual
You: no you
Stranger: ****ing sack of hsi
Stranger: *****
Stranger: just leave you dumb bitch
You: loser
You: in this rate you'll stay virgin for life
Stranger: haha you are probaly a 13 year old knocked up slut
You: no you
Stranger: yup, im definetly knocked up
You: computer geek
You: i bet your parents admitted you were a mistake
Stranger: go ahead and insult me as much as you would like, I'm the one thats going to actually be successful in life
Stranger: go ahead and have your ignorant pride now
You: being an healthy inspector isn't a sucsses
Stranger: where the **** did you get health inspector from?
Stranger: dumbass
You: change your name to carlos
You: that's your future son
Stranger: you don't even make any sense
Stranger: i think you should go kill yourself
You: when you gonna let me tap that ?
Stranger: what the hell is wrong with you, you dirty whore
You: that's not a time frame
Stranger: no ****
You: when ?
Stranger: shut up
You: you need to give me a better answer
Stranger: you need to put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger
You: when you gonna let me tap that ?
You: ?
You: ????

armando419 02-16-2010 08:06 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can I have 2000 wii points?
You: sure
Stranger: REALLY?
You: yea
Stranger: Can I have the code?
You: i want 2000 pokerstars in exchange
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Pokerstars?
You: or paypal
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: But first
Stranger: gimmie the wii points
You: what is ur pokerstars sn them?
Stranger: I'l tell you
Stranger: ONCE
Stranger: you gimmie the wii Points

YouCantEscape 02-16-2010 08:35 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
^sounds like a fair deal imo

Lawl In 02-16-2010 10:25 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by avielem (Post 16874720)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 f florida
You: you ?
Stranger: 16 male Illinois
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: touching my cat
Stranger: haha petting your pussy?
Stranger: ;)
You: ewwwwww
You: you pervert
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u set urself up for that
Stranger: :)
You: i was serious
You: your disgusting
You: grow up
Stranger: haha
Stranger: jeez, take a joke
You: not funny
You: your a moron
Stranger: haha yeah im definetly a moron
You: loser
Stranger: haha you have no idea how smart i am
You: yea right
You: you weren't smart enough to see i'm a guy
Stranger: one of the 350 smartest kids in the country
You: look up
You: dummy
Stranger: Stranger: 20 f florida
You: yes
Stranger: f: female
Stranger: idiot
You: i was lieing
You: and i'm the idiot?
Stranger: yes you are
You: lol, your so bad
You: i'm not 20 either
Stranger: so what do you do for a living?
Stranger: absolutely nothing?
You: that's right
Stranger: yup that's what i thought
You: owned
Stranger: your a worthless piece of ****
Stranger: you are probaly black too
You: wow dumb and raciest
You: probably still a virgin
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: 16 dumbass
You: grow up
Stranger: and i am racist, but i am definetly not dumb
Stranger: looks like you need to grow up
You: no you
Stranger: my point exactly
Stranger: nothing better to do then criticize
You: no you
Stranger: everything you type just makes you look like even more of a dumbass
You: no you
Stranger: anything better to say than just that?
You: dumbass
Stranger: yeah you are such an inferior, intellectual loser
Stranger: *unintellectual
You: no you
Stranger: ****ing sack of hsi
Stranger: *****
Stranger: just leave you dumb bitch
You: loser
You: in this rate you'll stay virgin for life
Stranger: haha you are probaly a 13 year old knocked up slut
You: no you
Stranger: yup, im definetly knocked up
You: computer geek
You: i bet your parents admitted you were a mistake
Stranger: go ahead and insult me as much as you would like, I'm the one thats going to actually be successful in life
Stranger: go ahead and have your ignorant pride now
You: being an healthy inspector isn't a sucsses
Stranger: where the **** did you get health inspector from?
Stranger: dumbass
You: change your name to carlos
You: that's your future son
Stranger: you don't even make any sense
Stranger: i think you should go kill yourself
You: when you gonna let me tap that ?
Stranger: what the hell is wrong with you, you dirty whore
You: that's not a time frame
Stranger: no ****
You: when ?
Stranger: shut up
You: you need to give me a better answer
Stranger: you need to put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger
You: when you gonna let me tap that ?
You: ?
You: ????

Love it. you can also say "no u" which greatly asserts your dominance in the conversation.

nh/wp

Eman6969 02-16-2010 10:34 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Picking up teenage girls has never been easier.

You: konichiwa
Stranger: hola
You: like whatsup
Stranger: like nothing. just jamming
You: jamming?
You: like music
Stranger: yes indeed
Stranger: dancing
You: asl?
Stranger: 15 female kansas!
You: nice
Stranger: mhmm
You: you into younger boys?
Stranger: hahah sure. how old are you?
You: 13 m michigan
Stranger: well cool!
Stranger: wanna make out?
You: sure you got facebook?
Stranger: yes. but i'm not telling you my name :)
You: hehe
Stranger: sorry, bud.

Eman6969 02-16-2010 10:38 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: hi
Stranger: m,22
Stranger: hi
You: 14 f
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: michigan
You: so are you in good shape?
Stranger: where is it ?
You: United states
Stranger: i'm brazilian
You: oh thats beautiful so you have nice bronze skin?
Stranger: aihiahiahiahiahiahiahia
Stranger: no
You: I like it when brazilians get on all fours
Stranger: have u been in brazil ?
You: i have never been inside of a brazilian..i am not a guy silly thing you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jolt 02-24-2010 11:00 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: show me your titties
You: i must say this isn't a very good start to your job interview...
Stranger: well im not being interviewed for a job
You: oh sorry
You: so how are you?
Stranger: im good how are u
You: very well thankyou
You: so tell me why do you want this job?
Stranger: I don’t want your jobs stop giving it to me
You: Hey if u really want the job, your going to have to start giving it to me good
You: that’s how the system works



Stranger: hi there
You: hi where?
Stranger: you know where
You: hey baby talk dirty to me
Stranger: stop touching yourself
You: im paralysed
You: i cant touch myself
Stranger: how are you typing
You: my mum does all the typing and touching for me
Stranger: right that makes since you limey Bastard
You: hey thats discrimination against disabled people
You: I QUIT

Glennie19 02-24-2010 11:40 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hey gurl
You: haaaaaaaay gurl
Stranger: you look cute
Stranger: lemme get ya pix!
You: ahh no way silly sally!
Stranger: cmon! dont leave me hangin!
You: so you're not hard? that's a disappointment!
Stranger: i'll be hard once I see yo sexay pics
You: i'm 42 and 275lbs...
You: you sure you wanna see that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Glennie19 02-24-2010 11:52 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: What rhymes with Orange?
Stranger: Um porrage? Spelling sucks
You: False, nothing rhymes with orange. Good luck failing at life.

Fr33 Lancer 02-24-2010 11:56 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a chick :)
You: i have a scrotum
Stranger: i have a vag^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Glennie19 02-24-2010 11:58 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: want some dick?
You: not from you.
You: You want dick?
Stranger: not from you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate internet 02-28-2010 08:18 AM

lolololololololololol
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU
Stranger: hi f/m?
You: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: I EAT UR MOMS PUSSY
You: f
You: what's up?
Stranger: **** with me..
Stranger: girl..
You: I WISH U GO **** URSELF
You: hmm
You: wat?
You: how?
Stranger: by webcam honey..
You: **** YOU SON OF A BITCH
You: hmm
You: :)
You: maybe
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 19..
Stranger is typing...

ImTouchinMyself 02-28-2010 08:32 AM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
lol

Quagmyer 02-28-2010 08:44 AM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
this will not end well

red_dawn_28 02-28-2010 08:50 AM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
owned

LuckyLuke01 02-28-2010 08:52 AM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
is not one of those bot that try get you to add you to the porno list!

adizzle13 02-28-2010 12:09 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
in b4 merge

Sathington 02-28-2010 12:10 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
It wasn't THAT funny.

adizzle13 02-28-2010 12:11 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sathington (Post 17149320)
It wasn't funny.

fyp

Sathington 02-28-2010 12:12 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
Everything is funny.

adizzle13 02-28-2010 12:14 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
ur mom was funny last night

bonds 02-28-2010 01:35 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
Did not lol, let alone LOL or lolololololol.

ihufa 02-28-2010 01:39 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
rofl irl..

Da33le 02-28-2010 02:05 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
Speaking of ramdon people. This guy just added me on msn. I have never heard of him or met him. He claims he got my msn from another guy who I have also never heard from. I know for a fact they did not get my msn from a friend because the msn I was using I keep for only like 8 people. How the F did they get my msn..?

adizzle13 02-28-2010 02:16 PM

Re: lolololololololololol
 
witchcraft


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