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Stranger: hi
You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 69 M El Salvador. You? Stranger: 20 f taiwan You: I thought you were jailbait.... Stranger: whats jailbait? You: Virgin ass baby, virgin ass |
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You: Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: 한국을난 사랑해 You: Are you from BBV4l? Stranger: 넌 어느 나라임? Stranger: 머램? Stranger: 꺼져 Stranger: 난갈꺼임 Stranger: 한국인 아니묜 You: F OOT then |
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Stranger: hi
You: hi You: have you ever tried dying in a grease fire? Stranger: only twice Stranger: the first time i lost my eyebrows Stranger: the second time i succeded You: congrats Stranger: tragic story You: whats it like being dead? Stranger: peacefull Stranger: its not like angels and stuff Stranger: its like a serge of power runing through your body Stranger: bud good power You: like good bud? You: does it have orange hairs and crystals? Stranger: ? You: Stranger: bud good power You: you weren't talking about weed? Stranger: no? You: i imagine there is great weed when you are dead Stranger: proberly You: kool? Stranger: ive only been high once Stranger: it was just for the experience You: fyl Stranger: fyl? You: no u Stranger: whats it mean? You: bbv4L? Stranger: whats that mean You: do you want my noods? You: omgomgomg someone just invited me over to their house Stranger: nice You: i suggest googling all of the above Stranger: why? You: why not is the real question Stranger: when? Stranger: who? Stranger: how? Stranger: what You: are you friends with the pedobear? Stranger: ummm Stranger: no You: if someone were to say penis how would you respond? Stranger: depends Stranger: who is it where is it and when is it You: if it was your mom at dinner during thanksgiving Stranger: um i was say WTF Stranger: then kill every one down my street You: what method would you use to kill them? You: i personally recomend chainsaws You: or grease fires Stranger: i would stab them in the juguular with a blunt carrot that my pony name paulo took a bite of You: do you like beastiality? You: with your pony? Stranger: whoa nooooooo You: why not? Stranger: im normal Stranger: plus You: you should try and take video Stranger: im more of a cat person You: is your cat a lolcat? Stranger: yeah You: sweet You: does he eat cheeseburgers? Stranger: no Stranger: he is superman You: ORLY You: cape and all? Stranger: yep Stranger: i put one on and made him jump You: then what happened? You: did he land in grease and start on fire? Stranger: he faceplanted onto a blunt carrot that my pony paulo had been eating that day Stranger: it got him in the jugular You: did he survive? You: also, does your sister like anal? You: and you mom? You: plz respond Stranger: my mom is dead Stranger: she died in a car crashyears ago You: carrot to the jugular? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi You: hi. When was the last time you tried donkeypunching? Stranger: never Stranger: i respect women You: I do too. But shes asked for it and then she starts crying all over me man wtf?! You: *she Stranger: girls Stranger: cant live with them, cant live without sandwiches Stranger: thats what my grandpa said atleast You: Wise man, wise man. You think he ever donkeypunched your gramma? Stranger: idk Stranger: maybe? Stranger: they were married for like 50 years You: Standard donkeypunch imo. Stranger: he prolly donkey punched some gooks Stranger: when he was in WW2 Stranger: id be willing to bet on that You: Fo sho. If you're girl asked for it, would you do it? I mean, its anal pleasure dude. Stranger: ya sure why not You: Knew you were a good lad. |
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bump for trainwreck potential
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bump for people with no search button
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omegle is dumb. its just a buncha dudes saying ASL all day. Its worthless cause most ppl on it are very boring. I think u should lock this thread up and throw it away cause omegle keeps wasting my time. I dont want others to waste their time on it.
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Stranger: hi x
You: hi Stranger: asl x You: 9/f/ y our basement? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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probably saying ASL as they whack their meat |
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You: my dick is fat and i like to jam it up butts
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You male or female ? Stranger: I love you. You: Me too Stranger: I love you more than you love you. You: Maybe You: You male or female ? Stranger: Female bitch. You: You are a female bitch ? You: That's an oxymoron You: How's it going where you are ? Stranger: No, I'm a female, bitch, as in you. Stranger: Um, are you not from the usa? You: I am no ones bitch You: I am from California You: Best part of the U.S.A. Stranger: You dont sound like it Stranger: eh its okay You: Where you from ? You: North Datoka or something Stranger: California Stranger: bitch. You: Alright you aren't lame You: You're like 14 though so that sucks Stranger: Im like 21 bitch Stranger: Sucks that youre 12 You: I'm older than you Stranger: Pedophile? You: No You: Pedo bear is a friend though Stranger: With me too. You: He's a funny bastard Stranger: Indeed. You: You in college or working the streets ? Stranger: i work the streets all day and night You: Lady in the sheets freak in the streets I take it You: You are Asian aren't you You: And your fat Stranger: caucasian and proud You: That's alright You: What wigger for reals ? Stranger: Fatness is irrelevant You: I knew I was smelling big girl You: It's all good You: I'll still tap it Stranger: Im a sexy 200 pounds and im 5'2" Stranger: think chicks get more dicks Stranger: thick* You: I'd hit it probably Stranger: You black? You: Bigger girls are freaky You: Italian You: The other dark meat Stranger: My tits blend into my fat You: That's a huge bonus for you and me You: I'm 6'1 195 Stranger: EW. Stranger: I like guidos. You: Good do you have any in you ? You: Because you will Stranger: ciao bello You: Don't bounce without sending a pic You: I want to spank it looking at your big rack You: ;) You: So when are you gonna let me tap that ? Stranger: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A-bXyPL07W...cks-ghetto.JPG You: What happend your mom walked in the room caught you finger banging yourself ? Stranger: im the one on the right baby You: haha You: That's way bigger than 200 Stranger: Thats 200 in my eyes baby You: I'll just pick a roll and bust a nut cool ? Stranger: yes? You: Yes yes yes You: What area code in Cali ? Stranger: what are you? You: Poker pro You: You ? Stranger: i meant area code You: 209 You: Don't claim 209 now You: You are probably from 408 or something You: 559 You: What's your name ? Stranger: 510 baby Stranger: Kesha Stranger: keesha* You: Nice You: Keesha your ass right ? Stranger: ? You: Never mind thought you were pranking me You: So I'm 29 Stranger: pedophile!! You: How does that make you feel ? You: You are 21 it's legal Stranger: Pretty special. Stranger: Im an 8 year old boy.... You: That's what I like about you college girls I get older you stay the same age You: Ya right Stranger: Mommy? You: You wouldn't know how to upload a pic Stranger: My brother did that, hes gay. You: So Keesha you got kids ? You: When you say " that's so gay " do you know what you say ? Stranger: I have 6 brothers and 2 sisters Stranger: Gay is homosexual. Stranger: I be smart. You: Your mom didn't use birth control ? Stranger: Whats that? You: That's what I thought Stranger: My moms the octomom! You: When is she going to let me tap that ? Stranger: She died 2 minutes ago! You: Yeah right You: Bring me the body You: While it's warm Stranger: My brother killed her! You: No he didn't You: If I ship you $50 dollars will you rub it on your titties ? Stranger: I dont have any You: What's your facebook account ? Stranger: I have a weewee! Stranger: Whats yours? You: I don't care I still want to out you You: Gonna train wreck your life You: Myspace ? Stranger: Whats your facebook, ill add you! You: http://www.facebook.com/ryanseacrest Stranger: yay! Stranger: Ryans a ***! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: hello You: i have a belly button Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: Whadup?
Stranger: Ohh **** burgers You:huh? Stranger: I just cut my dick on a block of cheese Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: pizza boy/triangle/ bob Your conversational partner has disconnected I thought we had a connection really? |
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OMG IM SO STEAMING RIGHT NOW!!!
CHATROULETTE FAIL BIGTIME..!!!!!!! FML WAS PRESSING NEXT OVER AND OVER TO GET CONNECTED WITH SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY GOT A CAM. SUDDENLY THIS HOT GIRL WITH BIG BOOBS POP UP ON MY SCREEN BUT I HAVE (YOU GUESSED IT) ALREADY PRESSED NEXT. RANDOM? **** THAT **** AND GIMME A PREVIOUS BUTTON!!!! |
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> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: ? Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: You where live? You: norway You: and you? Stranger: I'm from Japan You: cool story bro Stranger: nice to meet you! You: you into manga? Stranger: ? You: manga. great teacher onizuka Stranger: haha You: no? You: what about tentacle porn? Stranger: by You: ? You: yes/no Stranger: Is bad You: HAAAAAAADOKEN!!!! Stranger: Sorry You: HADOKEN!!!!! You: CHARIOKEN!!!! You: bout two, fight! Stranger: Seuteuriteo Fighter4 You: what is that? You: seuteuriteo? Stranger: you China? You: no Stranger: Oh **** Stranger: China You: what about china? Stranger: Dirty You: China is dirty? Stranger: ok You: Chinese peopor rike tentacre pron? > Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person! |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: from? You: london You: u? Stranger: germany Stranger: london nice You: not really its **** Stranger: why? Stranger: much immigrants? You: mein meirchswizen ist kaput You: lol immigrants thats not a problem You: do you hate immigrants? Stranger: not really Stranger: but we have here to much You: no you dont Stranger: we have Stranger: germany ... Stranger: 82 000 000 people Stranger: and we have almost 20% immigrants Stranger: or more You: whys that bad? Stranger: because they are turkish? Stranger: yell , steal Stranger: bite You: lol they bite Stranger: yes Stranger: they bite Stranger: they have aids You: lol You: sure Stranger: yes Stranger: ;D Stranger: no but its annoying You: why Stranger: because ... Stranger: im a nazi!? You: lol You: well its been great talking to you Stranger: =( Stranger: dont go You: good luck with those pesky immigrants You: why? Stranger: why shoud u ? You: this conversation is pointless really Stranger: not really Stranger: u are pointless ... You: probably Stranger: see ya in hell Stranger: island ape You: Take care! Pleasure talking to you |
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Stranger: r u a horny girl??? You: No, I'm a fat loser male Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. |
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People aren't very nice on this
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: What does that mean? Stranger: male or female goblook You: Sorry? What does goblook mean? Stranger: stupid ******* Stranger: jerk |
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Stranger: hii You: Why hello there squire, how may be of assistance to you today? Stranger: humm wel let me see lol Stranger: can u be a gentleman and take me my shower gel You: I can't help you with that I am affraid. Stranger: ah thats ok You: Anything else I can do to help? Maybe tell a joke, offer some advice? Stranger: can u tel me a joke then You: Ok Stranger: an irish joke You: Sure You: Ask me what the time is Stranger: what time is it You: It's now. Stranger: lol You: Have you heard the Irish knock knock joke? Stranger: no You: Ok you start it Stranger: start what? You: The joke Stranger: knock knock You: Who's there? |
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Stranger: a desprate 69 years old looking for a 69 sex You: hmmm You: excellent Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi\ You: hi Stranger: r u a guy? girl? You: when you gonna let me tap that? Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm Your conversational partner has disconnected. had to try :) |
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Stranger: hello You: hi You: omg someone just invited me over their house Stranger: OH MY ****ING GOD You: when can i tap that Stranger: now Stranger: go tap that You: great success Stranger: dont sit talking to me when you can get sexing it up You: nooods? You: so ur really gonna let me tappity tap that Stranger: ok Stranger: its ok Stranger: so this one time i cut off a emus face Stranger: stuck it to my crotch Stranger: and went to town on an audi parked in the middle of a street |
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talking to a young kid who don't give up
will post it soon ,pretty long , but good |
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