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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 69 M El Salvador. You?
Stranger: 20 f taiwan
You: I thought you were jailbait....
Stranger: whats jailbait?
You: Virgin ass baby, virgin ass

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You: Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: 한국을난 사랑해
You: Are you from BBV4l?
Stranger: 넌 어느 나라임?
Stranger: 머램?
Stranger: 꺼져
Stranger: 난갈꺼임
Stranger: 한국인 아니묜
You: F OOT then

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: have you ever tried dying in a grease fire?
Stranger: only twice
Stranger: the first time i lost my eyebrows
Stranger: the second time i succeded
You: congrats
Stranger: tragic story
You: whats it like being dead?
Stranger: peacefull
Stranger: its not like angels and stuff
Stranger: its like a serge of power runing through your body
Stranger: bud good power
You: like good bud?
You: does it have orange hairs and crystals?
Stranger: ?
You: Stranger: bud good power
You: you weren't talking about weed?
Stranger: no?
You: i imagine there is great weed when you are dead
Stranger: proberly
You: kool?
Stranger: ive only been high once
Stranger: it was just for the experience
You: fyl
Stranger: fyl?
You: no u
Stranger: whats it mean?
You: bbv4L?
Stranger: whats that mean
You: do you want my noods?
You: omgomgomg someone just invited me over to their house
Stranger: nice
You: i suggest googling all of the above
Stranger: why?
You: why not is the real question
Stranger: when?
Stranger: who?
Stranger: how?
Stranger: what
You: are you friends with the pedobear?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: no
You: if someone were to say penis how would you respond?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: who is it where is it and when is it
You: if it was your mom at dinner during thanksgiving
Stranger: um i was say WTF
Stranger: then kill every one down my street
You: what method would you use to kill them?
You: i personally recomend chainsaws
You: or grease fires
Stranger: i would stab them in the juguular with a blunt carrot that my pony name paulo took a bite of
You: do you like beastiality?
You: with your pony?
Stranger: whoa nooooooo
You: why not?
Stranger: im normal
Stranger: plus
You: you should try and take video
Stranger: im more of a cat person
You: is your cat a lolcat?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet
You: does he eat cheeseburgers?
Stranger: no
Stranger: he is superman
You: ORLY
You: cape and all?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i put one on and made him jump
You: then what happened?
You: did he land in grease and start on fire?
Stranger: he faceplanted onto a blunt carrot that my pony paulo had been eating that day
Stranger: it got him in the jugular
You: did he survive?
You: also, does your sister like anal?
You: and you mom?
You: plz respond
Stranger: my mom is dead
Stranger: she died in a car crashyears ago
You: carrot to the jugular?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi. When was the last time you tried donkeypunching?
Stranger: never
Stranger: i respect women
You: I do too. But shes asked for it and then she starts crying all over me man wtf?!
You: *she
Stranger: girls
Stranger: cant live with them, cant live without sandwiches
Stranger: thats what my grandpa said atleast
You: Wise man, wise man. You think he ever donkeypunched your gramma?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: they were married for like 50 years
You: Standard donkeypunch imo.
Stranger: he prolly donkey punched some gooks
Stranger: when he was in WW2
Stranger: id be willing to bet on that
You: Fo sho. If you're girl asked for it, would you do it? I mean, its anal pleasure dude.
Stranger: ya sure why not
You: Knew you were a good lad.

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bump for trainwreck potential

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bump for people with no search button

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omegle is dumb. its just a buncha dudes saying ASL all day. Its worthless cause most ppl on it are very boring. I think u should lock this thread up and throw it away cause omegle keeps wasting my time. I dont want others to waste their time on it.

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Stranger: hi x
You: hi
Stranger: asl x
You: 9/f/ y our basement?
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lol yeah +1.

probably saying ASL as they whack their meat

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You: my dick is fat and i like to jam it up butts
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You male or female ?
Stranger: I love you.
You: Me too
Stranger: I love you more than you love you.
You: Maybe
You: You male or female ?
Stranger: Female bitch.
You: You are a female bitch ?
You: That's an oxymoron
You: How's it going where you are ?
Stranger: No, I'm a female, bitch, as in you.
Stranger: Um, are you not from the usa?
You: I am no ones bitch
You: I am from California
You: Best part of the U.S.A.
Stranger: You dont sound like it
Stranger: eh its okay
You: Where you from ?
You: North Datoka or something
Stranger: California
Stranger: bitch.
You: Alright you aren't lame
You: You're like 14 though so that sucks
Stranger: Im like 21 bitch
Stranger: Sucks that youre 12
You: I'm older than you
Stranger: Pedophile?
You: No
You: Pedo bear is a friend though
Stranger: With me too.
You: He's a funny bastard
Stranger: Indeed.
You: You in college or working the streets ?
Stranger: i work the streets all day and night
You: Lady in the sheets freak in the streets I take it
You: You are Asian aren't you
You: And your fat
Stranger: caucasian and proud
You: That's alright
You: What wigger for reals ?
Stranger: Fatness is irrelevant
You: I knew I was smelling big girl
You: It's all good
You: I'll still tap it
Stranger: Im a sexy 200 pounds and im 5'2"
Stranger: think chicks get more dicks
Stranger: thick*
You: I'd hit it probably
Stranger: You black?
You: Bigger girls are freaky
You: Italian
You: The other dark meat
Stranger: My tits blend into my fat
You: That's a huge bonus for you and me
You: I'm 6'1 195
Stranger: EW.
Stranger: I like guidos.
You: Good do you have any in you ?
You: Because you will
Stranger: ciao bello
You: Don't bounce without sending a pic
You: I want to spank it looking at your big rack
You: ;)
You: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
Stranger: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A-bXyPL07W...cks-ghetto.JPG
You: What happend your mom walked in the room caught you finger banging yourself ?
Stranger: im the one on the right baby
You: haha
You: That's way bigger than 200
Stranger: Thats 200 in my eyes baby
You: I'll just pick a roll and bust a nut cool ?
Stranger: yes?
You: Yes yes yes
You: What area code in Cali ?
Stranger: what are you?
You: Poker pro
You: You ?
Stranger: i meant area code
You: 209
You: Don't claim 209 now
You: You are probably from 408 or something
You: 559
You: What's your name ?
Stranger: 510 baby
Stranger: Kesha
Stranger: keesha*
You: Nice
You: Keesha your ass right ?
Stranger: ?
You: Never mind thought you were pranking me
You: So I'm 29
Stranger: pedophile!!
You: How does that make you feel ?
You: You are 21 it's legal
Stranger: Pretty special.
Stranger: Im an 8 year old boy....
You: That's what I like about you college girls I get older you stay the same age
You: Ya right
Stranger: Mommy?
You: You wouldn't know how to upload a pic
Stranger: My brother did that, hes gay.
You: So Keesha you got kids ?
You: When you say " that's so gay " do you know what you say ?
Stranger: I have 6 brothers and 2 sisters
Stranger: Gay is homosexual.
Stranger: I be smart.
You: Your mom didn't use birth control ?
Stranger: Whats that?
You: That's what I thought
Stranger: My moms the octomom!
You: When is she going to let me tap that ?
Stranger: She died 2 minutes ago!
You: Yeah right
You: Bring me the body
You: While it's warm
Stranger: My brother killed her!
You: No he didn't
You: If I ship you $50 dollars will you rub it on your titties ?
Stranger: I dont have any
You: What's your facebook account ?
Stranger: I have a weewee!
Stranger: Whats yours?
You: I don't care I still want to out you
You: Gonna train wreck your life
You: Myspace ?
Stranger: Whats your facebook, ill add you!
You: http://www.facebook.com/ryanseacrest
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: Ryans a ***!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: hello

You: i have a belly button

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You: Whadup?
Stranger: Ohh **** burgers
You:huh?
Stranger: I just cut my dick on a block of cheese

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: pizza boy/triangle/ bob

Your conversational partner has disconnected


I thought we had a connection really?

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OMG IM SO STEAMING RIGHT NOW!!!

CHATROULETTE FAIL BIGTIME..!!!!!!! FML

WAS PRESSING NEXT OVER AND OVER TO GET CONNECTED WITH SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY GOT A CAM. SUDDENLY THIS HOT GIRL WITH BIG BOOBS POP UP ON MY SCREEN BUT I HAVE (YOU GUESSED IT) ALREADY PRESSED NEXT.

RANDOM? **** THAT **** AND GIMME A PREVIOUS BUTTON!!!!

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> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: You where live?
You: norway
You: and you?
Stranger: I'm from Japan
You: cool story bro
Stranger: nice to meet you!
You: you into manga?
Stranger: ?
You: manga. great teacher onizuka
Stranger: haha
You: no?
You: what about tentacle porn?
Stranger: by
You: ?
You: yes/no
Stranger: Is bad
You: HAAAAAAADOKEN!!!!
Stranger: Sorry
You: HADOKEN!!!!!
You: CHARIOKEN!!!!
You: bout two, fight!
Stranger: Seuteuriteo Fighter4
You: what is that?
You: seuteuriteo?
Stranger: you China?
You: no
Stranger: Oh ****
Stranger: China
You: what about china?
Stranger: Dirty
You: China is dirty?
Stranger: ok
You: Chinese peopor rike tentacre pron?
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: london
You: u?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: london nice
You: not really its ****
Stranger: why?
Stranger: much immigrants?
You: mein meirchswizen ist kaput
You: lol immigrants thats not a problem
You: do you hate immigrants?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: but we have here to much
You: no you dont
Stranger: we have
Stranger: germany ...
Stranger: 82 000 000 people
Stranger: and we have almost 20% immigrants
Stranger: or more
You: whys that bad?
Stranger: because they are turkish?
Stranger: yell , steal
Stranger: bite
You: lol they bite
Stranger: yes
Stranger: they bite
Stranger: they have aids
You: lol
You: sure
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: no but its annoying
You: why
Stranger: because ...
Stranger: im a nazi!?
You: lol
You: well its been great talking to you
Stranger: =(
Stranger: dont go
You: good luck with those pesky immigrants
You: why?
Stranger: why shoud u ?
You: this conversation is pointless really
Stranger: not really
Stranger: u are pointless ...
You: probably
Stranger: see ya in hell
Stranger: island ape
You: Take care! Pleasure talking to you

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u a horny girl???
You: No, I'm a fat loser male
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People aren't very nice on this



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: male or female goblook
You: Sorry? What does goblook mean?
Stranger: stupid *******
Stranger: jerk

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: Why hello there squire, how may be of assistance to you today?
Stranger: humm wel let me see lol
Stranger: can u be a gentleman and take me my shower gel
You: I can't help you with that I am affraid.
Stranger: ah thats ok
You: Anything else I can do to help? Maybe tell a joke, offer some advice?
Stranger: can u tel me a joke then
You: Ok
Stranger: an irish joke
You: Sure
You: Ask me what the time is
Stranger: what time is it
You: It's now.
Stranger: lol
You: Have you heard the Irish knock knock joke?
Stranger: no
You: Ok you start it
Stranger: start what?
You: The joke
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who's there?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a desprate 69 years old looking for a 69 sex
You: hmmm
You: excellent
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi\
You: hi
Stranger: r u a guy? girl?
You: when you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm
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had to try :)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: omg someone just invited me over their house
Stranger: OH MY ****ING GOD
You: when can i tap that
Stranger: now
Stranger: go tap that
You: great success
Stranger: dont sit talking to me when you can get sexing it up
You: nooods?
You: so ur really gonna let me tappity tap that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: so this one time i cut off a emus face
Stranger: stuck it to my crotch
Stranger: and went to town on an audi parked in the middle of a street

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talking to a young kid who don't give up
will post it soon ,pretty long , but good