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Suede2 03-31-2009 12:20 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I tried, I failed. I suck at life...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bonjourno
Stranger: good afternoon.
You: Indeed
Stranger: italiano?
You: No
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: me neither.
You: I thought it was spanish. BUt I can't speak many languages..
Stranger: it's probably spanish.
You: I always wanted to be German..
Stranger: if you were italian you'd probably just say chao
Stranger: uh
You: World Domaination is a plan of mine..
Stranger: ciao
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: they get the best metal and beer.
You: ANd porn
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: like, fisting, right up to the shoulder.
Stranger: and cannibals.
You: Yeah
You: They do some crazy ****...
Stranger: **** it I'm going to germany.
You: I would
Stranger: them and the japanese
Stranger: schoolgirl rape fish porn
You: Yeah.. THey use Eels..... THe'd probably let you skull**** them for $5
Stranger: in the eye
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is it happening?
You: I don't know I just came
Stranger: so it happened.
You: SOrry
Stranger: you should have told me
You: I alwyas do it at the wrong moment.. My timing is awful
You: Sorry
You: Give me 5 mins and we can try again
Stranger: apparently you can get a nasal spray
Stranger: fix it right up
You: Really?
You: Excellent
Stranger: it's on the radio all the time
You: Take it you know all about it?
Stranger: I'm not sure how it works
You: Ah
Stranger: I don't really want to know
You: Well if it's nasal then I imagine it goes in your ear or something?
Stranger: who knows?
Stranger: you'd think they'd be more specific
You: Or your belly button.. That would be weird.....
Stranger: especially if you had an outtie
You: Yeah.. That **** could hurt
Stranger: it could be worse
You: Damn, it happened again
Stranger: oh, dude
Stranger: seriously.
You: I know
You: No self control..
Stranger: clean that **** up
You: What's that spray called again?
Stranger: I don't know. it's on the radio.
You: Have to look in to that..........
Stranger: are you in australia?
Stranger: I assume not.
You: No
You: I went there once..
Stranger: you should be
Stranger: it's great here
Stranger: really sunny, but not now
You: Why not?? Has the moon drowned out the sun and we are all gonna freeze to death?
You: That ****'s cold. I don't like the cold..
Stranger: THE WORLD HAS PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS
Stranger: IT IS HAPPENING
Stranger: THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
You: Especially snow.. That sucks.. Much like a transsexual hooker..
Stranger: REPENT!
Stranger: snow is bull****.
Stranger: we don't get snow in sydney.
Stranger: sun, surf and babes
Stranger: and lots of transsexual hookers
You: Nice..
You: You can never go wrong with a transsexual hooker..
Stranger: so I've heard.
Stranger: well
Stranger: you can, you know
Stranger: really, really wrong.
You: Big dark hole
Stranger: hm
Stranger: someone bought cake.
Stranger: MUD cake.
You: Cake.. I love cake..
You: Does it have cream in it?
Stranger: let me look
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no
Stranger: but it's got like
Stranger: chocolatey layers
You: If so, again it's much like a transsexual hooker
You: THey have cream in them..
Stranger: that's an unpleasant mental image
Stranger: wait, preop or postop?
You: But you love it you dirty slut
You: DOes it matter?
You: THey still have big hands..
Stranger: ...
Stranger: no
Stranger: :(
Stranger: I'm a filthy whore.
Stranger: hairy feet.
Stranger: man how ****ing bored are we?
You: THat's why I went off them.. Their big hands made me feel inadequate..
You: Indeed,
Stranger: I'm at work
Stranger: I have an excuse
You: LOL...
Stranger: what's yours?
You: It's 5:17am and BBV4L sent us the link to try and **** with people.. I think I;ve failed..
You: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...angers-448505/

pelicanpoker 03-31-2009 12:21 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: hi
Stranger: dont be lame man
You: want to play word association?
Stranger: lotsa weirdos on here
Stranger: sure m8
You: ok i say something then you say first thing in ur head ok?
Stranger: SERVER HAS TIMED OUT
You: all the cookies
Stranger: SLOW ASS
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Suede2 03-31-2009 12:21 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IsaidTOPTOP (Post 9688575)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi my name is mark and im a registered sex offender
You: the court requires me to disclose that to you before we begin our conversation
You: please respond
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL..... A++++

NozeCandy 03-31-2009 12:26 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi ***
You: I wanna make love in this club
You: in this club
Stranger: sweeet
You: in this club
You: in this club
Stranger: bend over
You: no u
You: in this club
You: in this club
You: in this club

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 12:28 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: MIGUEL IS THAT YOU?
You: WHY DID YOU TAKE A SIESTA IN MY PICK UP TRUCK
Stranger: isn't that what they're for?
You: i apologize
You: im actually a computer
You: 1101010110101010101101010
You: 11011010101000100011
You: 00001111101010101010110101011010110101
Stranger: that's thinly funny
You: 2
You: Error
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NozeCandy 03-31-2009 12:30 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: I mean that bitch deserved it
You: she was on her phone and ****
You: talkin ****
Stranger: **** yeah man
You: it was right before the grammys when i was going to perform too
You: i just smacked her around a bit and the whole ****in world went crazy
Stranger: man you shouldve toasted sandwich makerd her face
Stranger: chicks love that
You: i mean what the **** do you tell a bitch when you've already told her twice
You: bitch i'm chris brown
You: bend over
Stranger: **** PUNCH!!!!!
You: yeah i'm back doin that now
Stranger: to be honest you are a ******
You: she openin that meat wallet right up
You: what's a ******

Vintage00 03-31-2009 12:31 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin (Post 9687918)
Stranger: I bet if I was really trying to, I could get the post count you have right now in less then 3 months.

You: prop bet?

I'd bet against you on it.

HITTHEPANDA 03-31-2009 12:35 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: BAM
Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent picture of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
You: You're welcome.
Stranger: If you do not comply your IP:122.233.2889 will be tracked.
You: lol is that what you call an ip?
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U
Stranger: Another basil
You: when do i get to put on my robe and wizard's hat
Stranger: When you suck lord /b/'s dick
You: /b/ can suck my dick
You: and my left nut
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pelicanpoker 03-31-2009 12:37 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
1865 users onlineConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lo
Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: how areu
You: well and wat are u doing?
Stranger: are u a boy?

You: yep
Stranger: i love boys
Stranger: http://************/dkaq4l look at this
Stranger: http://************/dkaq4l
You: i like me and then i like girls :)
Stranger: hot right?
You: im at work cant do - describe to me
Stranger: work?
You: yeah sux hey?
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MF Jeff 03-31-2009 12:46 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: brb
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IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 12:47 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
i've gotten like 6 /b/ guys in a row

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boo
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: WHAT THE ****
You: WHY IS THERE A GHOST ON THIS THING
Stranger: ha i skayud yoo
Stranger: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: wait here
You: im going to get my proton pack
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ....
Stranger: .....
You: back
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: nice
Stranger: wait oh no!!
You: YA
You: BE SCARED
You: STUPID GHOST
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUU---
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: *fizzles into a mist*
You: *ejaculates into mist*
Stranger: Ominous voice: EEEWWWWW GRRRROOOOOSSSSSS OOOOOOOOO IMM SSPPPOOOOOOOOOOKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE
Stranger: anon?
You: Jesus: NOU
Stranger: sage
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makemecool 03-31-2009 12:52 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: is it happening?
You: idk
You: is it?
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MF Jeff 03-31-2009 12:52 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: jim?
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
You: wat
You: how do I get a hold
Stranger: did you hear about the shamwow guy?
You: in b4 u will love my nuts quote
Stranger: uhh no
Stranger: he got arrested
Stranger: ****ing epic
You: slap chop
You: mayo is gonna lock your thread
Stranger: that's fine by me
Stranger: i ****ing love mayonaisse anyway
Stranger: it can do no wrong in my eyes
You: mayo is gayo
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makemecool 03-31-2009 12:52 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey, do you know what it feels like to be abandoned?
You: no
You: tell me
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HITTHEPANDA 03-31-2009 12:52 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: ASL
You: you first
Stranger: whaaa
Stranger: asked first, you first
You: sorry, i think it's a tarp
Stranger: then just lie?
You: do I look like a villain?
Stranger: you look like a Stranger
You: what does a Stranger look like?
Stranger: it's all red and has two little dots next to it
You: you know what else is red and has two little dots next to it?
You: my erect penis.
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Suede2 03-31-2009 12:56 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi old man
You: ?
Stranger: u a man?
You: sometimes
You: u?
Stranger: all the time
You: That's handy.. I just get easily confused
Stranger: ***
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HITTHEPANDA 03-31-2009 12:57 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: you wanna cyber? im just a lonely girl with a keyboard.. ;)
You: a lonely girl with a keyboard? or...CHRIS HANSEN?
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Poker is Rigged 03-31-2009 01:03 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HITTHEPANDA (Post 9689268)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: you wanna cyber? im just a lonely girl with a keyboard.. ;)
You: a lonely girl with a keyboard? or...CHRIS HANSEN?
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so awesome

pelicanpoker 03-31-2009 01:09 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
1836 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A salaamu alay-kum!
You: get down get down vladisvostok
You: wanna booooogiieeee???
Stranger: Only if you want to wooooooooooogiieee
You: yah lets boogie woogie
You: i parry to the left
Stranger: I parry to the right
You: i step on ur foot
Stranger: Ow!
Stranger: I punch you in the face =D
You: ow, i tell you to die in a grease fire
Stranger: I say no.
Stranger: You
You: i give you the kevrock card
Stranger: I take the kevrock card.
You: you miss 3 goes and are not allowed to touch skinny women
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Lame.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

makemecool 03-31-2009 01:11 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hay
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: are you ready?
You: nothing
You: no
Stranger: too bad
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AllinLoser 03-31-2009 01:16 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
damn, ive been doing this for 10 minutes and have no good ideas. i just keep asking asl? then replying IM A MAN. IM FORTY.

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/moti..._gundy_osu.jpg

Suede2 03-31-2009 01:19 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AllinLoser (Post 9689597)
damn, ive been doing this for 10 minutes and have no good ideas. i just keep asking asl? then replying IM A MAN. IM FORTY.

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/moti..._gundy_osu.jpg

That's ok, I just got "Greetings", "Do yo like Feet?"

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 01:23 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 8===D
You: wat

Stranger: what is the sum
You: wat
Stranger: the answer is ~
Stranger: 8===D~~
You: wat
You: TAKE MANEY
You: THE F DO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 01:24 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what are you wearing ?
You: your moms underwear
Stranger: dude.
Stranger: nasty.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Vintage00 03-31-2009 01:24 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
lol I have gotten the person w/ the animations a few times tonight.

Can we all greet with the same thing for a little bit -- maybe we'll get the same ppl

"F OOT" imo


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